#bullshit

Bahnbef @Bahnbef@bahn.social · 4d ago

Until this Friday, as a #DevOps engineer, I have a #bullshit job. "I build and automate the systems that let developers safely deliver software quickly and reliably." Soon I do no longer have a bullshit job, because I can say "I drive trains." and that feels awesome! 🎉 (No offense to DevOps engineers, DevOps is awesome, the surrounding circumstances are the issue).

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GerhardD.🏳️‍🌈 @GerhardD@olching.social · 5d ago

Replying to @stefanmuelller@climatejustice.social

@stefanmuelller@climatejustice.social Rechenzentren im All sind eine miese Idee, wie fast alles, was diese #TechBros derzeit erspinnen. Es gibt dort oben zwar beinahe unbegrenzt Strom (mit den bösen Solarpanels), aber nicht ausreichend Kühlung. Von den Wartungskosten ganz zu schweigen. #bullshit

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Heliograph @Heliograph@mastodon.au · Aug 05, 2026

Replying to @Heliograph@mastodon.au

on point showcase of " #tHEmEdiA " entirely skewing a story https://babylon5.fandom.com/wiki/Dan_Randall #journalism #bullshit

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Nonilex @Nonilex@masto.ai · Jul 31, 2026

I mean seriously, all I have to say is LOL 🤣🤭😂🤣🤭😂🤣🤭😂 … Except, looking at it soberly, there has been some very real damages to the man’s life #DOJ drops “criminal” case against ex-Olympian charged with damaging #ReflectingPool #Trump #TrumpsALoser #law #FrivolousLawsuit #propaganda #trumpaganda #bullshit #gaslighting #TaxpayersMoney #vanity #narcissism https://apnews.com/article/reflecting-pool-damage-olympian-hearn-trump-21d997b5b55e6adf01862d7c5292476d

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BlackIkeEagle @BlackIkeEagle@mastodon.pirateparty.be · Jul 31, 2026

If I "accidentally" hacked someone's system, would this be awesome marketing for me or would I be designated as a criminal? This free pass for these "models" create an issue for everyone. In the future if something does not work as intended or does something bad, can I also hide behind "my model escaped the harness, sorry" and be of the hook? #LLM #security #bullshit

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Glen Malley @glen_malley@mstdn.ca · Jul 31, 2026

"Oops! Did I do that?" https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/amazon-accidentally-spent-usd1-8-million-using-claude-for-menial-coding-task-went-860-percent-over-budget-catastrophically-expensive-coding-blunders-discovered-in-internal-amazon-ai-usage-metrics #shitpost #ai #bullshit

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➴➴➴Æ🜔Ɲ.Ƈꭚ⍴𝔥єɼ👩🏻‍💻 @AeonCypher@lgbtqia.space · Jul 30, 2026

So... #OpenAI is claiming their "containment breach" (which I continue to think is #bullshit) means they aren't training new #AI. It's awfully convenient that it's training new #LLM models that is the expensive part of their company.

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Sidal Solgun ♀️ @sidalsolgun@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026

Even though recently it stopped happening, my mother's iPhone was unlocking whenever it detected my face. iPhones don't have fingerprint scanner anyways, so WTF Apple? People's appearances also change ALL THE TIME, like isn't this stupid?! I can't imagine using an iPhone as a pre-FFS trans woman. WTF gonna happen post surgery or if someone beats me up or whatever?! #Apple #iPhone #tech #technology #hack #hacking #privacy #security #cybersecurity #bullshit #trans #transgender #transsexual #TS #LGBT #queer

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OOTS @oots@infosec.exchange · Jul 27, 2026

Replying to @space_cadet@aus.social

@space_cadet@aus.social Did anyone react to it? This deserves someone calling out "#Bullshit!" loudly and clearly. A good deal of public shaming, too.

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Mika @mvg@ieji.de · Jul 23, 2026

Die KI bemühen nur für ALT-Texte? Im Ernst? Und dann jammern, dass der Planet stirbt. Den Scheiß mache ich nicht mit. #KI #AI #bullshit #ALTtext

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Alanna @kelpana@mastodon.ie · Jul 21, 2026

Ah, I see FFG are trying to do the "High Vis and Helmets are going to be mandatory for pedal cyclists" authoritarian bullshit again. 🙃 A high vis vest wont make me more visible to drivers, but a trans pride flag cape would make me more visible and rapidly increase the likelihood that "fellow" motorists would murder me. #sarcasm #iepol #fuckffg #cycling #ireland #bullshit #transrightsarehumanrights

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cob @cobrate@mastodon.social · Apr 22, 2025

Replying to @cobrate@mastodon.social

5/. #bullshit : slogan libertarien “Vivre, et laisser vivre les autres” mais surtout moi-même et laisse-moi ta terre, je suis plus riche que toi. propagande individualiste : “L’impôt, c’est le vol” -> le collectif doit disparaître pour justifier la normalité de l'esclavage et du pillage à son profit. Seasteading Institute -> #Panama (cf Donald 2025) : cabines luxueuses flottantes -> - cher qu'1 yacht. #anthropocene #climat #climate #climatechange #climatecrisis #environnement #Libertarisme

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Markus @markus@social.row-social.de · May 16, 2026

Täusche ich mich oder macht Microsoft ein Fass auf um den Leuten die Cloud oder besser gesagt Mist wieder schmackhaft zu machen? 😂 https://www.heise.de/news/Stabileres-Windows-Cloud-gestuetzte-Treiber-Wiederherstellung-fuer-Windows-Update-11295257.html Linux kann so schön sein... #linux #microsoft #treiber #pc #bullshit #windows

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Steve Woods @wood5y@mastodonapp.uk · May 05, 2026

I smell corporation #bullshit. "According to the council, the licences are needed to make sure groups using parks, such as new mums singing or elderly people walking, are suitably qualified and insured. A leading councillor repeated a denial that the licences were intended to raise money, but were instead to ensure Bristol’s parks were safe. However, it’s unclear what safety threat postnatal choirs pose." #Bristol https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/hundreds-call-u-turn-bristol-10949752

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F3715H @F3715H@rubber.social · Apr 24, 2026

Boosted by

Kevin Karhan @kkarhan@jorts.horse

#AliExpress now demands "#AgeVerification" for "Adult Products"...

I'm not gonna self-d0x to that site!

Any known workarounds or Insiders willing to help?

#Cyberfascism #Bullshit #Venting #FollowerPower

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Kuketz-Blog 🛡 @kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de · Feb 06, 2026

Wir haben für euch eingeordnet, was »Wir respektieren Ihre Privatsphäre« in der Praxis oft bedeutet – und warum solche Wohlfühl-Sätze meist nichts beweisen. 👇 https://www.kuketz-blog.de/wir-respektieren-ihre-privatsphaere-warum-ich-bei-solchen-saetzen-skeptisch-werde/ #datenschutz #dsgvo #privacy #banner #consent #bullshit #marketing

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Kuketz-Blog 🛡 @kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de · Jan 29, 2026

Was sich gerade durch viele Branchen zieht: Stellenabbau, damit »KI-Initiativen« bezahlt werden. Und dann? Soll die KI den Laden schmeißen? Wohl kaum – sie kennt keine Verantwortung, keine echten Prozesse, kein Bauchgefühl für Kunden. Am Ende sitzt ein kleines Restteam da, räumt Halluzinationen auf und nennt das »Transformation«. Ich sag mal so: The world is broken. #KI #bullshit #dummheit

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ꓤɔᴉʇɐʇS @StaticR@guild.pmdcollab.org · Aug 27, 2025

"sideloading" is a stupid made up term invented to delegitimize installing software. Heres a bunch of other things I'm doing while "sidestepping" some supposed central authority:

sideshopping (buying stuff from a store that isn't amazon)
sidedining (eating or making food that isn't from mcdonalds)
sidethinking (using my own brain instead of asking chatgpt)
sidelistening (to my own music instead of on spotify)
sidechatting (irl instead of online)

#android #sideloading #google #bullshit

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Kuketz-Blog 🛡 @kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de · Jan 28, 2026

Moderne Software heute: Du zahlst eine Lizenz, besitzt aber nichts. Ohne Konto startet sie nicht, ohne Internet »unerwarteter Fehler«. Sie sammelt Daten – natürlich nur für »Sicherheit«, »Qualität« und dein »Erlebnis«. Updates kommen automatisch, Funktionen verschwinden automatisch. Und irgendwann wird dein Gerät Elektroschrott, weil der Dienst abgeschaltet wird. Kein Bug, sondern Geschäftsmodell. #software #ms #microsoft #bullshit

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Aral Balkan @aral__dup_4490@mastodon.ar.al · Jan 21, 2026

Boosted by

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop

Amazing. W (I kid you not): A bunch of VC-funded European Big Tech assholes attempting to rewrite history by erasing the federated European alternatives that already exist to create their own centralised, surveillance-ridden X clone. Same shit, different flag. And I’m sure the usual fools will flock to it the moment it’s ready. Fuck these people. #EU #bullshit #W #BigTech #surveillance #capitalism #peopleFarming @nicolasvivant@colter.social https://colter.social/@nicolasvivant/115929963687586528

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