#shitpost

ARGVMI~1.PIF

@argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org

Previously @argv_minus_one@mstdn.party

Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

Linux Is Best

@Linux@masto.ai

Describe myself? Why? Who I believe I am is irrelevant to who you're going to believe me to be. 私は投稿を日本語・英語・韓国語で書きます。しかし、投稿の多くは英語になるかもしれません。もし私の多言語投稿が気になるようでしたら、どうぞ私をミュートしてください。気を悪くしたりはしませんので

Zenek73

@Zenek73@101010.pl

Obecnie koleś z dziesion (osoba uchodźcza z pol.social). Zniechęcony do politycznej poprawności. Wierzący w ludzkość i ludzi mimo to. Muzyka,literatura,technologia,rower. Wierzę w zmiany klimatyczne, koronawirusa, okrągłą Ziemię i ideę dwu płci (nic nie poradzę - takie są fakty). Szanuję kobiety i jestem świadom jak źle są traktowane. Ogólnie jestem dobrym człowiekiem - a przynajmniej tak o sobie lubię myśleć :) Nienawidzę chamstwa, pozerstwa i egoizmu. I braku poczucia humoru ;) 🚲📖🎧

Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

Will Brien

@willb@infosec.exchange

oh god are you reading my profile page right now you are aren't you this is weird personally experienced eternal september wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods 🇮🇪 all toots are mine, not $employer all posts self-destruct all your base are belong to us

Will Brien

@willb@infosec.exchange

oh god are you reading my profile page right now you are aren't you this is weird personally experienced eternal september wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods 🇮🇪 all toots are mine, not $employer all posts self-destruct all your base are belong to us

Will Brien

@willb@infosec.exchange

oh god are you reading my profile page right now you are aren't you this is weird personally experienced eternal september wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods 🇮🇪 all toots are mine, not $employer all posts self-destruct all your base are belong to us

Will Brien

@willb@infosec.exchange

oh god are you reading my profile page right now you are aren't you this is weird personally experienced eternal september wonders why everyone keeps reinventing irc and newsgroups strongly endorses caffeine in all forms and delivery methods 🇮🇪 all toots are mine, not $employer all posts self-destruct all your base are belong to us

Wendy

@serigala_tropis@lgbtqia.space

Indonesian, 30 years old cis homosexual man. Currently living in Jakarta.

Ika Makimaki

@pezmico@mastodon.nz

342.53 ppm Tāmaki-makau-rau. Te Ākitai Waihohua whenua. Cis mostly straight, LatAm migrant. ZeroCovid. Don't catch, don't spread. Mask and fight for clean air and our blue and green Earth. Better transport: + bicycles, - cars Love music, film, books, games and languages. The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently. - D. Graeber 🚲🌱🐋 Solar punk posts autodelete in a month

Ika Makimaki

@pezmico@mastodon.nz

342.53 ppm Tāmaki-makau-rau. Te Ākitai Waihohua whenua. Cis mostly straight, LatAm migrant. ZeroCovid. Don't catch, don't spread. Mask and fight for clean air and our blue and green Earth. Better transport: + bicycles, - cars Love music, film, books, games and languages. The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently. - D. Graeber 🚲🌱🐋 Solar punk posts autodelete in a month

Ika Makimaki

@pezmico@mastodon.nz

342.53 ppm Tāmaki-makau-rau. Te Ākitai Waihohua whenua. Cis mostly straight, LatAm migrant. ZeroCovid. Don't catch, don't spread. Mask and fight for clean air and our blue and green Earth. Better transport: + bicycles, - cars Love music, film, books, games and languages. The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently. - D. Graeber 🚲🌱🐋 Solar punk posts autodelete in a month

Glen Malley

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca

Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian “smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”

Glen Malley

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca

Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian “smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”

Plutarch

@plutarch@gotosocial.plutar.ch

Work In Progress Mk. III Also/formerly known as Shoe Bill.  I had technical difficulties on my last instance, and decided to simply register another silly domain that also ends in .ch, and migrate and otherwise start over.  So that's what I did. I'm the only one here; this is self-hosted. See introduction post (pinned). AVATAR: My cat in front of the monitor; the wallpaper is the default for Noctalia Shell, which is an owl. HEADER: Me, suspended off the floor on both hands, my entire bodyweight over my left arm. All media that is my own work is distributed according to CC BY-SA 4.0 unless otherwise stated. Opinions are my own.  Any reference to any product is not sponsored unless otherwise stated. Keyoxide Signal | ShoeBill.1337 SimpleX

Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

DePaelzerBu

@DePaelzerBu@pfalz.social

Everything louder than everything else. Pälzer Mittvierziger im Exil in der Stadt, die wie Kriechtiere heißt. Hat und nutzt ein Auto und ein Rad, mag aber eigentlich generell nichts mit Rädern. Hat Beine und Füße bis zum Boden, DIE mag er sehr. Oft im #FediLZ und seit Ende 22 auch bei den #FediEltern zu finden. #Beatles-Ultra, mein Motto ist aber von Motörhead geklaut. #nobots

Glen Malley

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca

Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian “smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”

Glen Malley

@glen_malley@mstdn.ca

Canuck in Tokyo forever | Frequently rambles about tv, food, booze, shitty net radio | Relentlessly contrarian “smart enough to be fun, dumb enough to be shameless.”