Gdyby wszyscy pili za każdym razem, gdy tumblr banuje konta osób czarnych, Palestyńskich i transpłciowych kobiet to wszyscy umarliby z powodu upojenia
#Shitposting #Tumblr
McDonald's respects all of you.
#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #fastfood #mcdonalds #straw #syringe #waste #trash #garbage #environment #corporate
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things
#ShitPost #Shitposting
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Replying to
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social Wait - what? There's such a thing as "Elite Shitposter" status? UI thought that my ceiling would simply be simply "Veteran Shitposter" and I'd be happy with that. Now I have additional questions:
Is there a certification body that I need to submit CPEs to?Do I need to document my current corpus of content?Will this be industry recognized by other internet denizens such as professional trolls and inveterate griefers?
#Shitpost #Shitposting #CertifiedInternetSalaciousShitpostingProfessional
USA, UK i UE spojrzały na 1984 i pomyślały: Wow, chcę, by świat z 1984 był prawdziwy
#Internet #Shitposting #USA #UE #Europe #UK #WolnyInternet #FreeInternet #Orwell
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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ᴺⁱˡᶻ 🍸 "ᵀʰᵉ ᴺⁱᶜʰᵗˢⁿᵘᵗᶻ"
@nilz@norden.social
> mensch - natur - technik > keine könige - keine götter - keine ki > selbstverständlich antifaschistisch > es gibt ein leben vor dem tod > keks ist fortschritt > trust no one >
norden.social
Hoffentlich trage ich nicht gerade Kontaklinsen, wenn ich dement werde.
Sonst vergesse ich noch, die rauszunehmen.
🫥👀
#shitposting #demenz #Kontaktlinsen #Augenreizung
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Some people are born heroic - others have heroism thrust upon them. I didn't wake up this morning and decide that I was going to be a hero, but then again, that's kinda what heroes do. They wake up and then end up doing some heroic shit.
#EveryonesAHeroInTheirOwnWay #Shitpost #Shitposting
Pinchy63 🇨🇦
@Pinchy63@ottawa.place
Name’s Janet. I’m a polite lunatic! 🇨🇦 Born on a full moon. Happy to meet you! This is my new account, I used to be at mstdn.ca. #Canadian #Canada #Feminist #Veteran #Vegetarian #Meditation #Cats #Dogs #Birds #Fish #Fishtanks #Witch #Ottawa #Ontario
ottawa.place
This is where I shitpost from! #ShitPosting
Jesus Michał von Gentoo 🏔 (he)
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
A #cat (owned by 3 cats), a nonconformist. #Gentoo developer, est. 2010. Taking care of #Python, #LLVM, #Xfce. #FreeSoftware enthusiast. #CarFree → #rail around #Poznań and western #Poland. #MADAO. #AntiCapitalism. #ActuallyAutistic + #diabetes. Random rants, silly humor. Playing with tongue, and enjoying double entendres. Follows require approval because apparently AI-bros think not refusing a follow is consent. Note: if you can read Polish, I recommend following my Polish profile instead (link in table). It includes unique content that doesn't work in English, and I boost all English content there anyway. #TootFinder
social.treehouse.systems
As a Senior Software Engineer 2, I can also call myself a WNI.
#shitposting
ᴺⁱˡᶻ 🍸 "ᵀʰᵉ ᴺⁱᶜʰᵗˢⁿᵘᵗᶻ"
@nilz@norden.social
> mensch - natur - technik > keine könige - keine götter - keine ki > selbstverständlich antifaschistisch > es gibt ein leben vor dem tod > keks ist fortschritt > trust no one >
norden.social
Allerfeinster, richtig schlechter #SLOP 🙈
"5 Dunkle Wahrheiten über #Kiel, Die Du Nicht Kennst"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwQV0MVXATo
#ai #ki #llm #lardLanguageModel #mumpitz #humbug #Shitposting
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting
Coach Sankhavaram ®
@paninid@mastodon.world
Come for the #shitposting, stay for the #sensemaking. Absurdly restless seeker 🇺🇸 Inadvertent chronicler 📚 Too unconventional for mainstream Indio Gringo™ ruthlessly calling out shouting out up GA-400 🔥 humanist ❤️🔥 #history, #language, #comedy, #sensemaking, #institutions, #information, #education, #psychology, #culture, #governance, & being #American🖖🏼 Revolution Will Be Joyfully Memeticized™ Big Red MBA ❤️ Autodidacto 🇲🇽 Big Orange Engineer 🧡
mastodon.world
Replying to
@dave@alvarado.social
@dave@alvarado.social @rmd1023@infosec.exchange @akareilly@hachyderm.io
#insights
Close enough counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and #shitposting
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch
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Scott Wilson 🌈
@scottwilson@infosec.exchange
29+ year information security “professional”. Christian. Middle-aged, middle class husband, dad, and doggy-dad. Stage IIIB #ColorectalCancer survivor. I like non-alcoholic #beer, #gardening and #yardwork, playing #guitar, listening to #music, and reading #books (#mystery, #thriller, #suspense, #scifi, #astrophysics, and #cosmology). I’m supporter of #LGBTQIA rights, a #BlackLivesMatter advocate, a believer in #TransRights and proponent of equity and equality. I support #Ukraine. I DO NOT support ICE. 0% of my profile and posts are AI-generated. Posts are on auto-delete (1 week).
infosec.exchange
Hey, everybody! While I'm on a #shitposting roll here, let me drop a few other tips/advice for you!
If you discriminate against #Trans and/or #LGBTQ people, well fuck youIf you want to force your religious views on everybody, encoded into US law, also fuck youHave a great Wednesday!!!