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Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange
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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

Searchable via tootfinder.ch

689 Followers
1281 Following
50 Posts
Joined April 30, 2024
Web:
https://captain-justice.com
Blog:
https://captain-justice.ca
Pronouns:
he/him
Just My Toots:
https://justmytoots.com/@cjust@infosec.exchange
Signal:
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Pixelfed:
https://pixel.infosec.exchange/cjust

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @winterknight1337@infosec.exchange
@winterknight1337@infosec.exchange @mainframed767@infosec.exchange @defcon@defcon.social As an old mentor and colleague used to say "It's like making love in a canoe. It's fucking close to water."
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @davidaugust@mastodon.online
@davidaugust@mastodon.online it's true. There are very few folks in my generation who can hear the phrase "Yippie-kai-yay" . . . and not automatically fill out the rest.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 04, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 04, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @aleksei@social.fakeplastictrees.ee
@aleksei@social.fakeplastictrees.ee @catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 04, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange my 2 bits: It's kind of a trolley problem where the actual harm that is inflicted by pulling the lever is actually unknown. While I wouldn't argue that that the use of AI tools equates to tying people to railroad tracks (at least yet) - there is a non-zero value of harm that would be inflicted upon [ a person | culture | society | the environment ] by making a conscious decision to "pull the lever" (use the AI/LLM tool). There are literally entire courses in philosophy that grapple with the trolley problem (to no real resolution) and I don't expect that the answer to your dilemma is going to be much easier here.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 04, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
re: awoo Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
@cR0w@infosec.exchange as far as content warnings go - that's about as accurate as one gets
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 03, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @kajer@infosec.exchange
@kajer@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange enabling your webcam and capturing you doing the carlton dance will be the new 2FA for Cortex XSIAM.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 03, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange
@cR0w@infosec.exchange @kajer@infosec.exchange
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 02, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world is that anywhere near Gasonga Junction?
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Aug 02, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Wife is watching Property Brothers. They're redoing Mivhael Buble's grandfather's house. #Shitpost #Shitposting
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 31, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @stefan@gardenstate.social
@stefan@gardenstate.social I’d probably choose “Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 31, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @Phangurl@starbase80.wtf
@Phangurl@starbase80.wtf of course Londo would be there. He has many “good and dear friends”
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 31, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @the_etrain@beige.party
@the_etrain@beige.party Fuck FIFA and their fascist pancakes!
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @infoseclogger@infosec.exchange
@infoseclogger@infosec.exchange I remember one time dealing with an MSSP whom shall remain nameless, and I had put in a request to update one of our honeynets (i.e. any traffic destined to those networks were immediately marked as suspicious, as they was nothing there, but the network was null routed past our primary gateways so we could see traffic headed there) The subnet was a /24. The analyst entering the update mistakenly marked the subnet as /2. E-mail on the phone was a new thing for us back then, but we were all able to immediately tell that something was amiss - because everyone's phones started to heat up.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @lorgonumputz@beige.party
@lorgonumputz@beige.party
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @gayint@infosec.exchange
@gayint@infosec.exchange I propose that we replace CVE severity metric (i.e. 1-10) with the number of U's in the "FUCK" in the gayint threat assessment video of said vulnerability. (e.g. 22 for this issue)
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @the_etrain@beige.party what - uh . . . what do you suppose that Bear is going to suggest as a beverage to accompany his meal?
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to on mastodon.social
@Viss@mastodon.social
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore #Jimothy #JimothyTheRaccoon
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 30, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @WTL@mastodon.social
@WTL@mastodon.social @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @IanAMartin@thecanadian.social
@IanAMartin@thecanadian.social @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange I was reminded of this as I was an unofficial observer of an NCCDC competition in San Antonio - and not being a member of judging or competitive team, I was free to wander to observe both the competitors and the red team as the competition progressed. I was also free to drink heavily during the duration of the competition - but I digress, as is my wont. The folks running the competition had put together some fairly realistic legacy ecosystems that the teams were to defend - even throwing in a mission critical Solaris system that was running an OS that had its last patch issued long before any of the competitors were born - just for good measure (and as a realistic example of what one might expect to inherit when joining the workforce) But this is a story about the simulated IoT network (which was some make-believe gas pumps) that were simulated on about a dozen raspberry pis in the display room. And, for some reason - whoever sourced the pis had procured sound hardware and speakers for each of them, presumably because they were sociopathic. Or psychopathic. Or possibly both. It did not take long for the red team to find the "gas-pumps" and thoroughly grundle them like Coach on a Trash Can I was in the room with the pis when it first happened. There was no warning. The first one popped - and the sound of the nyan cat theme started playing from it's tinny speakers like it was being broadcast from the Lego™ dimension. And then the next started - a little off sync from the first, and then the next and the next and the next until the only thing that you could hear was the cacophony of 6the nyan cat theme just barely out of phase - providing what I would have to imagine what the waiting room in the DMV in Hell would sound like.
Letterkenny | How to Motivate Your Players
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Letterkenny | How to Motivate Your Players

Letterkenny Problems

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @eliasisquith.blog@bsky.brid.gy
@eliasisquith.blog While I yearn for a departure to this mortal coil akin to the likes of Vince Coleman, I know in my heart of hearts that this is how I am going to go.
Vince Coleman (train dispatcher) - Wikipedia
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Vince Coleman (train dispatcher) - Wikipedia

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange
@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange may I submit this also as an option?
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @http_error_418@hachyderm.io
@http_error_418@hachyderm.io in some workplaces, that's grounds for dismissal.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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I was going to go back and watch the interview in full - but. . . well - you know . . . . #Shitpost #Shitposting
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 28, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #shitposting
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 27, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @jplebreton@mastodon.social
@jplebreton@mastodon.social the genie is hoovering schneef off of seat table in a G6 like it’s the 80s all over again.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 23, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social preparation and presentation of a meal like that is of utmost importance - so in this case - I'd suggest that each of them toss the other's salad.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 23, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @spaf@mstdn.social
@spaf@mstdn.social you may want to diversify your barnyard portfolio. It's smart not to put all of your eggs in one basket.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 23, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#ShitPost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 22, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @agreenberg@infosec.exchange
@agreenberg@infosec.exchange do these folks even do a cursory search while naming their companies? KARR? Seriously - like the "bad" car from Knight Rider? https://knight-rider.fandom.com/wiki/K.A.R.R._(2000)
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 22, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Aome kinda advanced calculus gang seems yo have moved into the hood and is tagging things #ShitPost #Shitposting
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 20, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@misty@digipres.club < pulls up chair, spins it around, sits backwards on it > < youth pastor voice > You know who else uploads the law? That's right . . .
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 20, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 20, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 20, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social Wait - what? There's such a thing as "Elite Shitposter" status? UI thought that my ceiling would simply be simply "Veteran Shitposter" and I'd be happy with that. Now I have additional questions: Is there a certification body that I need to submit CPEs to?Do I need to document my current corpus of content?Will this be industry recognized by other internet denizens such as professional trolls and inveterate griefers? #Shitpost #Shitposting #CertifiedInternetSalaciousShitpostingProfessional
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@KarenDorman@mastodon.sdf.org I just want to know what the Latin name for that bird is.
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@jerry@infosec.exchange I sense a remix
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 16, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Replying to @Viss@mastodon.social
@Viss@mastodon.social is this the part of the movie where Le Chiffre hatches a plot to sabotage the launch to cash in on shorting the stock?
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 16, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 16, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Some people are born heroic - others have heroism thrust upon them. I didn't wake up this morning and decide that I was going to be a hero, but then again, that's kinda what heroes do. They wake up and then end up doing some heroic shit. #EveryonesAHeroInTheirOwnWay #Shitpost #Shitposting
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 14, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 12, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Comedian Simon King, everyone. https://linktr.ee/thisissimonking #lindsaygraham
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Tim Hergert @cjust@infosec.exchange · Jul 12, 2026
Tim Hergert
@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." #fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@jalefkowit@hachyderm.io I think I still have some accrued luck points....
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