Tim Hergert

@cjust@infosec.exchange

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.

I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."

#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · 2d ago

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · Mar 06, 2026

Happy #PushToProdFriday everyone.

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · Mar 03, 2026

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"

#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting #catsofMastodon

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · Feb 14, 2026

I always liked the quote "and Magda
Goebbels made a great strudel" and have used it in conversation. (Although a strong contender for it's replacement in my vernacular is "But the Dow is over 50,000")

Great tweet from NickyFrank30 over on the site formerly known as Twitter - although he seems to have locked down his X account and deleted tweets like so many folks have.

(although you can apparently find him at substack
https://nickrafter.substack.com/ )

Regardless - the folks over at McSweeneys have found the recipe and published it, in case you feel that you have the need and/or desire to make some Schutzstaffel Strudel.

#Goebbels #Strudel #ButTheDowIsOver50000

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how-to-make-strudel-like-magda-goebbels

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange · Jan 23, 2026

#ShitPost #ShitPosting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

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This distinctive stacked dual antenna arrangement is used to lower the radiation angle of the antenna, concentrating transmitted power to the "ground wave" and reducing energy that would otherwise be

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The antenna field is in the final approach and takeoff flightpath for SFO airport's runways 28L/R (and 10L/R), and so the site has special markings to warn pilots of a collision hazard. In addition to

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Note, important safety tip: you can get closer to this tower without clearly trespassing or jumping fences than most other 50KW broadcast antennas I've encountered. I measured a field strength of over

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Town’s Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/christmas-mural-ai

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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Reminder that EVERYTHING Anthropic or OpenAI announce in public is propaganda designed to boost their market cap when they hit the IPO they're aiming for. It's marketing, folks. There is no intelligen

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I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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@cjust@infosec.exchange

I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny. I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker." # fedi22 # infosec # shitposter # captainjustice Searchable via tootfinder.ch

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