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@s10n@mastodon.social
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I'm so cunning -
if I put in your mouth,
you won't see it coming.

---

Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

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Joined March 31, 2026

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Aug 02, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

#Bombe in Restaurant in #Moskau gezündet.
Was *wir* hier auf Mastodon bisher sicher wissen:
1. Es war garantiert nicht die #Ukraine, weil die Ukraine so etwas niemals tun würde.
2. Wenn es die Ukraine war, war es kein Kriegsverbrechen, weil die Ukraine keine Kriegsverbrechen begeht.
3. Wenn es ein Kriegsverbrechen war, dann zählt es nicht, weil #Russland ja auch Kriegsverbrechen begeht. Wobei nur die russischen Kriegsverbrechen die ukrainischen legitimieren, aber keinesfalls andersherum.

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Aug 01, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

RE: @nixCraft@mastodon.social

I use Arch, btw

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Aug 01, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Bzgl der #LTWSA hoffen die einen ja auf eine absolute #AfD Mehrheit, weil sich die Partei dann entzaubern würde (eher nicht), andere warnen, ein #CDU - #DieLinke - Bündnis wäre politischer Selbstmord, der die AfD nur noch weiter stärkt.

Vielleicht liegt aber doch eine Chance darin, weil die CDU dann endlich aufwachen und den bundesweiten Schmusekurs mit den Faschisten endlich beenden und wieder zu einem glaubwürdigen #Antifaschismus zurückzufinden könnte.

#antifa #mehrzweckeier #sachsenanhalt

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

#afd #noafd #antifa #politik

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jul 31, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

60% of the time, it works all the time.

#youtube #ads #bigtech #meme #funny #enshittification

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jul 28, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

For #TuneTuesday I got:
MEMI

No #jumpupanddown you say?
I don't give

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URphq8qDOUk&list=RDURphq8qDOUk&start_radio=1

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jul 28, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Kaufland ist gar kein richtiges Land, weil es nie einen Friedenvertrag gab.

#keinvergessen
#fun #joke #witz #meme

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 25, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @eff@mastodon.social
@eff@mastodon.social C'mon! Who's gonna take care of the kids, of not the government? The parents?! They wouldn't have become parents, if that had meant parenting kids. btw: why is it always the parties, who claim to be against governments interfering with parents parenting their kids that want these laws? Could it be it's not actually about the kids? "I'm just asking questions".
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 12, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman@beige.party I don't believe any of what you just said. It just doesn't sound like the people, who said: "AI is probably gonna kill the planet, but if so, I want it to be me to pull the trigger."
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce@mastodon.social @Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social Well, at least read before you comment. Grown-ups do.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce@mastodon.social @Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social Plesse be quiet. Grown-ups are talking.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social
@Stefan_S_from_H@mastodon.social How old do I have to be to not give a f--k about the cap supposedly getting into my face? How young do I have to be, to push for actually meaningful progress on the matter of reducing plastic waste? I feel like Schrödingers trashcan on this issue.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @samueljohnson@mstdn.social
@samueljohnson@mstdn.social @matt@oslo.town @aral@mastodon.ar.al And thus everybody crawled back into their own #bubble and noone had learned a thing. But at least, another voice that still got through got muted. #success #peoplesuck #socialmedia
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @samueljohnson@mstdn.social
@samueljohnson@mstdn.social @matt@oslo.town @aral@mastodon.ar.al You realize Irelands deposit scheme has little to do with the EUs decision to connect caps to bottles, do you? The main reason was indeed the statistical one (turning to pieces of trash into one). Not saying it's a bad thing, I'm actually all for it and find it laughable, when people claim they can't use bottles anymore. But let's not overstate the bottlecap-thing. If the EU actually wanted to do something about plastic waste, they'd push towards glass bottles.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @samueljohnson@mstdn.social
@samueljohnson@mstdn.social @matt@oslo.town @aral@mastodon.ar.al So we love them for the little positive effect they have and not hate them for the massive #greenwashing of statistics they are intended for, effectively halving the amount of *seperate* pieces of trash that end up anywhere but the trash? Just asking, guys. Glad we're not stuck on the "I can't drink out of a bottle with these connected caps"-non-issue of the discussion anymore. Wait, looks like we are.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Jun 07, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @matt@oslo.town
@matt@oslo.town So bottle caps are still an issue? And am I now supposed to be for or against it? Also: Why?
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 31, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

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Replying to @3sat@zdf.social
@3sat@zdf.social Ab wann kann sie komplett übernehmen? Für den Reiners findet sich schon was. "Till, aber lustig." in der Sommerpause der heute show oder so.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 19, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

#fun #fact
Wenn Unternehmen nicht seit Jahren versuchen würden, sämliche alltäglichen Haushaltsgeräte mit Überwachungshard- und -software auszustatten, müssten, sie sich heute keine Gedanken darum machen, wie sie Subventionen unterlaufen können, um Microchips für russische Raketen liefern zu können..

#privacy #surveillance #uberwachung #iot #sanktionen #krieg #putin #russland

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 19, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Earth gets demolished for hyperspace bypass.

#ShortenTheStory
#HashTagGames

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 18, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

#fun #fact:
#summer s in #antarctica have gotten so warm due to #climatechange, that #penguin #chicks are now freezing to death because of it.

Sounds strange, but it is actually true.

Isn't that fun?

#govegan #gogreen #fightcapitalism

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 17, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

#Life #hack:
Bleib stets freundlich.
Sag nicht: Du Arschgeburt!

Zeig ehrliches Interesse an deinem Gegenüber.
Frag: Hat deine Mutter deine Geburt eigentlich mit Abführmitteln eingeleitet?

#knigge #fckafd #merz #reiche #weimer

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 15, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Interested in #puzzle #games ?
Get "The Witness" for free - no strings attached, no follows, no boosts and, best of all, no personal communication required. Just grab it, while it's still available and have some fun.

B2KG5-PPP0V-T9CJY

https://store.steampowered.com/app/210970/The_Witness/

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 14, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

The more pleasant the temperatures outside get, the less enjoyable it actually is.

Imagine standing here and all you can smell is that foul reek that's emanating from the neighbour's flat any given day.

I hate that potheads make me agree with the conservatives, albeit for very different reasons, but they do.

Illegalize it again.

#illegalize_it #straightedge #bloomscrolling #rapeseed #spring #ihatepeople

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 13, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Why are the major #Gerrman #news outlets (audio and video) consistently callng #Trump s leading bro'sader "Pete Hegthess"? Is it a problem with the #English language or are they deliberately trying to undermine his authorité?

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 03, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Somewhere in this thicket is a curious, yet camera-shy little blindworm, who probably intentionally mocked me by slithering away the very moment I pulled out my cam.
Or maybe they are a lot more conscious about their #privacy and internet #surveillance than most of you?
#bloomscrolling #silentsunday #diday

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 02, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

It's not the #despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the #hope I can't stand.

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

I'm just so glad, there were no #copyright #lawyers around in the #BronzeAge. Otherwise we'd now probably have to sign all of our texts with "based on characters created by Khashem the Wise" or some shit like that.

#true #history #facts

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · May 01, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

The only reason, we're constantly talking about that #toxic #manosphere is, that the equally toxic #gynosphere has been normalized for decades or blamed on the ominous #patriarchy.

#plasticsurgery #maralagoface #vogue #fastfashion #shein #beauty #tradwives

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Apr 27, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

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Replying to @MercG@mindly.social
@MercG But I can't find the small font
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
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@s10n@mastodon.social

I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social

Just read "If you claim to hate iPhones that only means you're too poor to afford one" - and I gotta say the implication: "the main reason to buy an #iPhone is to #cosplay as someone, who is able to spend too much #money on bad #tech" might actually be both the most ironic and most accurate take on #Apple I heard in quite a while.
#ios #android #freesoftware #opensource

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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

mastodon.social
Replying to @CosmicRami@aus.social
@CosmicRami I hate how dystopic this actually is, when you think about it. This is news in 2026 and not from the 1960ies.
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s10n @s10n@mastodon.social · Apr 11, 2026
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I'm so cunning - if I put in your mouth, you won't see it coming. --- Don't fuck with me (💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜)

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Replying to @Meowthias@mastodon.world
@Meowthias@mastodon.world @georgetakei@universeodon.com Bold of you to assume he has a deeper understanding of big macs, diet coke and MMA.
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