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adb @adbenitez@mastodon.de · Jul 28, 2026
is the mass market #xmpp client ready yet, son? #dev #developer #jokes #meme #programmer #programmer_humor #humor
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Jan Beta @janbeta@chaos.social · Jul 20, 2026
New video! I'm making some EPROM cartridges on the C64 and I'm presenting a little BASIC program I made for making EPROM creation easier. YouTube: https://youtu.be/NR4vYQcTPSg PeerTube: https://makertube.net/w/8J6p3YZqfDZW9oPDGRqwcF #EPROMMER #Merlin #EPROM #Programmer #Cartridge #DESTestMAX #MultiLoad #27C64 #ROM #C64 #Commodore #Commodore64 #RetroComputing #VintageComputing
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Script Kiddie @scriptkiddie@anonsys.net · Jul 12, 2026
Finally, a placeholder you can use with every commit—and it always works. #meme #software #release #notes #description #commit #bug #developer #coder #programmer #program #coding #nerd #humor #juast4fun #fix #lol #lmao #rotfl #fun #funny #joke
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Mx. Chara Aznable (they/them) of Pnictogen @mxchara@seattle.pink · Jul 07, 2026
Replying to @mxchara@seattle.pink
But that is PRECISELY the logic behind faulty and treacherous #business and #Christian abuse of analogies, which is directly pertinent to how racists talk and argue. They wish to abolish all distinctions between abstractions, and they frame this trivialization of meaning as equality. "white, black, it's all the same, I'm colorblind"—again a broken analogy, because once again "white" and "Black" are not actual colors when used for people, and therefore "colorblind" is actually nonsense applied to racism. Racists aren't racist because physical colors offend them. Racists find ways to be offended one way or another, and the palest wispiest European-looking person can be "non-white" if they flag any number of racist sticking-points. Now I hope it's more obvious why #programmer culture has been especially fertile a medium for racists. "Abstraction", in computer-programming terms, is broken in just the way abusive persons like. (cont'd)
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Aubrey Clark @aubreyclark@mastodon.social · Jul 06, 2026
I once spent a whole month chasing a slow web app bug, convinced I was about to get fired. Then one database upgrade fixed everything, and somehow I became the office hero by accident. Web development is glamorous like that. #php #webdevelopment #server #mysql #website #programmer #coding https://www.aubreyclark.me/i-spent-a-month-chasing-one-slow-web-app-bug/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=jetpack_social
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Script Kiddie @scriptkiddie@anonsys.net · Jun 30, 2026
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MamaLake @Mamalake@musicworld.social · Jul 21, 2025
Hey #musicproducers I have some things I want to release but I feel concerned about LLM's scraping my voice for their training. Does any one know of something I could use to overlay with my voice that would create dirty data for LLM's but that would keep the listening clear for human ears? Please boost for visibility #music #producer #MusicProducer #musicproduction #dirtydata #mastodon #fediverse #help #programmer #llms #ai #airesearch #newtech
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Wulfy—Speaker to the machines @n_dimension@infosec.exchange · Jun 28, 2026
So here is an example how #Vibecode does not rot your #programmer brain but actually helps you come up with innovative solutions to new (#AI) problems; ISSUE: Local LLM models are frankly... Dumb. THESIS: Design a Multi Agent Consensus pipeline. That is, a proposed deterministic code/data structure (bash,python, JSON, etc) is run through a chain of Agents, each one might be wrong separately, but together, they are wrong together !!! 😀 Then the sausage at the end, is verified with the WWW. The loop repeats until something usable pops out at the arse end. Parameters: Set temperature to 0 in OLAMA (So models stick to the plan and dont hallucinate). Also, use Syntax linters and hard guardrails on destructive shit. Big plus: You don't burn compute at teh evil evil evil #Datacenters , you just crank your VPS CPU which as we all know, is not located at a #Datacenter but on a free range electric field emitting unicorn dust not pollution. #ImSoSmart
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Daniel Brendel @danielbrendel@mastodon.social · Jun 15, 2026
Boosted by Welcoming committee @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
I guess, it's #introduction time... I'm Daniel, a senior indie software developer from #germany. I'm the creator of HortusFox, Casual Desktop Game, AquaShell, and many other projects. My main languages are #php and #cplusplus, but I also use other languages as well depending on the use case. I will post updates on my work as an #indiedev here. Thank you for reading! 🫶 #foss #opensource #programmer #softwaredevelopment
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