#programmer_humor

Because nothing gets you promoted faster than a six-figure token bill A bash one-liner that burns Claude Code or Codex tokens on purpose. Be the most productive engineer on your team 🚀🚀🚀!

cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/9525207

cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/53211662

cross-posted from: piefed.world/…/when-windows-users-find-the-thread…

cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/41098657 www.smbc-comics.com/comic/huh-2 Alt text Once I realized this, all those inept AI laundry-folding videos became hilarious. Bonus panel

cross-posted from: discuss.online/post/41294875 www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bunker Alt text We’re going to build a recursively self-improving god-like machine intelligence that wants to destroy humanity, but it’s OK because I have a hole. Bonus panel

cross-posted from: quokk.au/c/lemmyshitpost/p/979753/creativity

Yo mama so node_modules

Amazon founder Jeff Bezos believes that artificial intelligence is going to lead to unprecedented productivity gains which could result in cheaper food, housing, and two income households deciding that they no longer need two incomes. Internally, Amazon employees mock the company’s AI tools, refer to its output as “slop,” and joke about the company’s failed attempt to motivate employees to use AI tools effectively. The memes are yet another example of the contrast between what AI companies say in public about its potential power and benefit versus the reality of how the people who help create these AI tools use and criticize them internally. Amazon employees told me about these memes after they saw my story last week about Google employees also internally sharing memes critical of Google’s AI tools. “Now I have everything I need,” says the text over an image of a jet taking off in one meme posted by an Amazon employee. The jet is edited to carry the purple ghost logo for Kiro, Amazon’s AI-powered coding tool. “Narrator: He did not have everything he needed,” says the text over an image of a bunch of people left behind on the tarmac. I’ve recreated all the memes rather than share screenshots from the Slack channel in order to protect sources.

cross-posted from: sh.itjust.works/post/51771365