Spocko
@spocko@mastodon.online
Brain in a box. Half Human Half Vulcan. Just want a Piece of the Action. Blogger at Digby's Hullabaloo http://digbysblog.net, Crooks & Liars https://crooksandliars.com https://spockosbrain.com SF, CA, USA, Section 0, 1, 1 @spockosbrain on Twitter #StarTrek #SciFI #SF #Blogger #Activist #Progressive #JusticeMatters #Comedy #Musicals #kindness #OldHollywood #RetroSciFi
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adb
@adbenitez@mastodon.de
Hi, I'm the developer of #ArcaneChat. About me: Ceraunophile, I like: #GNU/Linux, free/libre software, #decentralization, #privacy, #Emacs, #Python, #DeltaChat, #pixelArt, listening to #music, #hiking. My opinions are my own, not of any project I contribute to.
mastodon.de
is the mass market #xmpp client ready yet, son?
#dev #developer #jokes #meme #programmer #programmer_humor #humor
Graham Downs
@GrahamDowns@mastodon.africa
South African Christian, husband, Software Developer, and author of the urban fantasy novella, Memoirs of a Guardian Angel. #SouthAfrica #Christian #author #fedi22
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David Megginson
@david_megginson@mstdn.ca
Former medieval philologist (Ph.D, Centre for Medieval Studies, University of Toronto, 1993). Living on unceded Anishinabe Algonquin territory. Header picture: Large reddish-orange letters spelling "Hintonburg", some lying flat on the sidewalk for use as benches. Me: #tea #gardening #classicalGuitar #vegetarian #language #disabled #aviation #flightSim #slideRules #tech #Linux #Ottawa Society: #socialJustice #nonViolence #aid #urbanism #accessibility #transit #standards #FOSS
mstdn.ca
Rasta
@Rasta@zeroes.ca
Former Sailor, past Mobile DJ, bragging up Nova Scotia, and sharing amazing places. Extremely varied interests (except Sports), no hard-line Politics, just part of daily conversation. If you don't describe your photos, I probably won't boost them. Here to share what I know for newbies on Mastodon. Talks too much. Easily excitable. Early riser full of ADHD & Vinegar! ENGAGEMENT Life is what you make it. #WAYCTV (𝐖hen 𝐀re 𝐘ou 𝐂oming 𝐓o 𝐕isit?) Profile Photo of a younger me, animated.
zeroes.ca
Paul Chambers🚧
@paul@oldfriends.live
Admin & owner of OldFriends.Live Host of 9 o'clock @HashTagGames AKA #FeedingTubePaul #Healthcare: #Parkinsons Plus- #MSA #MultipleSystemAtrophy #FeedingTube since 4/2012 #HashtagGames #Jokester #Progressive #politics #Banjo #music, #literature, #movies, #TV, #fedi22 #Ohio #US #AppalachianOhio #Veteran #SissyCat & #MillieCat are my #CatsOfMastodon #JakeDog and #LittleBit have crossed over the Rainbow Bridge #noai
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CRMunoz
@crmunoz@mastodon.social
Building governance systems that scale integrity. Writing about democracy, AI accountability, and the operational design of things that matter. Compliance & risk architect at a global nonprofit. Founder: DemocraTrend · ThinkSystem Federating because open networks and open democracy are the same idea. 🔗 linktr.ee/crmunozjr
mastodon.social
🚨 Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell 🚨
He says my package is sitting at the depot and I need to click the link to reschedule delivery.
Sir. Senator. Please.
#MitchMcConnell #ScamCall #jokes #GOP #Comedy
ÉricMSM🇧🇪🥾🚆🚊🌼🐑🐞📷
@Eric_ours_polaire@gayfr.social
Bonjour, Hallo, Hello! De/From 🇧🇪 🐻❄️ 🏳️🌈 🤎🧡💛🤍🖤 Né en / Born : 09-03-1970 📷 : #trains #trams #bateaux #ships #outdoors #nature #paysages #landscapes #plantes #floreSauvage #WildFlowers #champignons #Mushrooms #moutons #sheep #patrimoine #heritage #dessin #drawing #nobot + : voir introduction. + : read introduction.
gayfr.social
🇫🇷 Un peu d'humour pour démarrer le weekend :
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Ce matin, j'étais en train de définir un mot de passe de reconnaissance vocale pour mon nouveau téléphone quand un chien, à proximité de moi, à aboyé et s'est enfui. Maintenant, je suis à la recherche de ce chien pour déverrouiller mon téléphone!
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Le monde serait un endroit merveilleux si les gens étaient vraiment comme ils sont décrits à leur enterrement.
Et une dernière pour la route :
Après qu'il a été chassé du paradis terrestre, Adam a dit :
- Une seule femme... et il a fallu qu'elle me tombe dessus!
🇬🇧 A little humor to start the weekend:
- This morning I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone when a dog near me barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for this dog to unlock my phone!
*The world would be a wonderful place if people were truly as they are described at their funeral.
One last :
After he was cast out of Eden, Adam said:
- Just one woman... and she had to catch me!
Princess Nettles Succubish
@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club
~ * Child of Lilith * ~ Me: 
Hellion succubish. Imperfectly contained ball of curiosity, sex, and rage. Equal parts fiction, myth, and reality. Real worlds adventurer, smut writer, and clap back princess. Witch, bitch, and sometimes switch. U can call me Elle, may or may not be short for Hellion. */ Rated T for Trash /*
bardicperspiration.club
NSFW - Savage Spicy Burn
Hover or focus to reveal
Sensitive
This forgettable sexual encounter could have been an utterly unimpressive unsolicited D pic / boob shot.
#SaltyBitch #Roasts #NSFW #Jokes #Mediocre
James
@nantes@mastodon.ie
James (He/Him) living in Nantes, France from Galway, Ireland used go by the handle Forbairt Dad of 2 (humans), 2 (cats .. well I mean they are adopted). Web Designer / Developer who teaches at one of the design schools here (in English/French) I love photography (though I take less photos these days) / enjoy cooking / obsessed with singing right now after a 30 year break but can't play any instruments to save my life maybe one day. Anything else I'm forgetting or you want to know? :)
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Princess Nettles Succubish
@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club
~ * Child of Lilith * ~ Me: Hellion succubish. Imperfectly contained ball of curiosity, sex, and rage. Equal parts fiction, myth, and reality. Real worlds adventurer, smut writer, and clap back princess. Witch, bitch, and sometimes switch. U can call me Elle, may or may not be short for Hellion. */ Rated T for Trash /*
bardicperspiration.club
Princess Nettles Succubish
@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club
~ * Child of Lilith * ~ Me: Hellion succubish. Imperfectly contained ball of curiosity, sex, and rage. Equal parts fiction, myth, and reality. Real worlds adventurer, smut writer, and clap back princess. Witch, bitch, and sometimes switch. U can call me Elle, may or may not be short for Hellion. */ Rated T for Trash /*
bardicperspiration.club
Dávid Bárdos
@david_bardos@mementomori.social
clean coder 👨💻 python enthusiast 🐍 test automator 🧪 devOps engineer ⚙️ tech nostalgist 👾 update addict ⬆️ casual gamer 🕹️ GAFAM escapee 🔒
mementomori.social
Princess Nettles Succubish
@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club
~ * Child of Lilith * ~ Me: Hellion succubish. Imperfectly contained ball of curiosity, sex, and rage. Equal parts fiction, myth, and reality. Real worlds adventurer, smut writer, and clap back princess. Witch, bitch, and sometimes switch. U can call me Elle, may or may not be short for Hellion. */ Rated T for Trash /*
bardicperspiration.club
Stefano Marinelli
@stefano@mastodon.bsd.cafe
BSD.cafe and illumos Cafe "Barista", Founder and System Administrator, Unix enthusiast ( #FreeBSD, #OpenBSD, #NetBSD, #DragonflyBSD, #Illumos and #Linux ), with a keen eye for everything happening in this world and the fascinating beings that populate it. I enjoy #music, #photography, and, of course, #technology. Most of my posts will self-destruct after 6 months. "I Solve Problems" - https://it-notes.dragas.net/2024/10/03/i-solve-problems-eurobsdcon/
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