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Wulfy—Speaker to the machines @n_dimension@infosec.exchange · 1d ago
Replying to @paul@oldfriends.live
@paul@oldfriends.live @palin@mastodon.social Just wave a wad of dollars under #mitchmcconnell body's nose, to check if he's alive.
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · 2d ago
In which Mitch McConnell's hometown newspaper in Louisville calls the GOP's bluff and says "Okay, Mitch McConnell's still alive? We'll write the truth about him while he's still 'alive'." https://www.courier-journal.com/story/opinion/columnists/gerth/2026/07/22/senator-mitch-mcconnell-lindsay-graham-trump-voting-rights-act-supreme-court-republican-party/90981848007/ #MitchMcConnell #Kentucky
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Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social · 3d ago
Ooooh, by Halloween time they'll have admitted to the death and you could wear this and paint your face like a zombie! #MitchMcConnell
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Democracy Matters :verified: @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social · 6d ago
While a portion of Mitch McConnell's ashes may have been sent into deep space aboard a recent commercial launch, his office reports that the senator is looking forward to returning to work to serve the great people of Kentucky. #MitchMcConnell #RepublicansLie #NoRepublicansEverAgain #USPol
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Netscape Navigator @NetscapeNavigator@social.vivaldi.net · Jul 19, 2026
Kentucky Governor and Democratic moderate centrist Andy Beshear, along with Senator and Republican conservative Mitch McConnell, are good examples of why many people see the two parties as the same. We all know that Mitch McConnell is likely not well enough to perform his duties anymore, or, if reports are believed to be true, has passed away (is dead). Andy Beshear himself claims he has received reports of Mitch McConnell's passing (death). But the goal of the Republican party is to drag this out until August 2, 2026, to prevent a special election. Kentucky Governor and Democratic moderate centrist Andy Beshear could challenge this status quo right now and call for an election. There is nothing stopping him. But like all moderate centrists, all he is doing is pointing and saying, "See, see, look what they're doing," but without doing anything to stop them. Moderate centrists act more like Republican conservative publicists and commentators at a sporting event, expecting us all just to look and watch, but do nothing. People don't want to people-watch (or bird-watch) along with you. If knowing what they're doing or not knowing still gets us in the same place with the same results, there is no point in electing moderate centrists. You want real change and accountability? Vote progressively! #MitchMcConnell #DNC
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Scott Wilson 🌈 @scottwilson@infosec.exchange · Jul 17, 2026
Mitch McConnell’s bizarre hospital proof-of-life photo sparks memes and conspiracy theories Well, sure. That photo showed him smiling, so it was obviously #AI generated... #AI #USPol #mitchmcconnell https://www.advocate.com/politics/mitch-mcconnell-photo-memes
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur @Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Jul 15, 2026
Seen today on teh internets: Photographer Janis Joplin put up this proof-of-life photo of her good friend Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) hanging out with wife Elaine and some close (definitely living) friends. From left: Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, McConnell, Teddy Roosevelt, Charles Manson, Elaine Chao, Linus from Peanuts, John Lennon, Robin Williams, and Jimi Hendrix. Elvis had just left the building so he's not in the photo, but he had a 20-minute conversation with the recuperating Senator before leaving. #MitchMcConnell #ProofOfLife
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Electric Trike @ElectricTrike@cycle.town · Jul 08, 2026
#Kentucky governor #AndyBeshear has sent a letter to the office of #Republican senator #MitchMcConnell – requesting an update on his condition, as concerns grow about the lawmaker’s health since he was admitted to hospital on 14 June. “As Governor – and a fellow public official who understands the commitment we’ve made to the people we serve – I am requesting the Senator provide an update on his current health status,” Beshear said in a statement. “Allowing speculation to continue in the media is not fair to the Senator or to Kentuckians, and my hope is that this provides him the opportunity to share the information in a transparent manner, direct from the source. I wish him a safe and speedy recovery.” #uspol #auspol #Zombie
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Linux Is Best @Linux@planet.moe · Jul 13, 2026
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I want to say: "What do they think Americans are -- stupid?" But then I look at MAGA and I know the answer right away: YES. I mean we have the 911 audio calls and we have confirmed reports he received CPR. We also have the confirmed timeline of him missing from the public for nearly a month. We also know they tried to hide this for the first two week. But we're to believe it was only a harmless fall and a small touch of pneumonia. 🙄 #MitchMcConnell #McConnell
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JaZone @Jazone@theforkiverse.com · Jul 13, 2026
No time to explain. #MitchMcconnell
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Quasit @Quasit@beige.party · Jul 13, 2026
Apparently the photo of a beaming, magically rejuvenated Senator Mitch McConnell in the hospital with his wife is an AI fake. I swear, my book recommendation of the day is a COMPLETE coincidence! 🤣 https://removepaywalls.com/https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mitch-mcconnell-hospital-image/ #Politics #MitchMcConnell #AI #FakePhoto #QuasitBookRecs
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Linux Is Best @Linux@planet.moe · Jul 13, 2026
Mitch McConnell finally proved he is alive, but he is really trying to downplay his medical scare. The official release is that he only had a mild fall and a touch of pneumonia. I'm sure they want you to forget the news report concerning him needing CPR. I am also sure they're hoping you don't notice that the medical bed he is in is in the upright position helping him sit up for the photo. Typical Mitch McConnell narrative control. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvge2nd611zo #MitchMcConnell #McConnell
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Bin Chicken @BinChicken@theblower.au · Jul 12, 2026
The fires of hell are burning a bit brighter, thanks to the death of Lindsey Graham. Next, do Mitch McConnell. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-12/lindsey-graham-dies/106907306 #USPol #LindseyGraham #MitchMcConnell
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JaZone @Jazone@theforkiverse.com · Jul 12, 2026
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None of the dead and dying US #MAGA #Republicans have the courage to match #LizCheney and until they can achieve HER standard to the #oath of public service, I will continue to dance on their oathless graves at every deserved expiration. #LindseyGraham #MitchMcconnell #GOP Etc #Jan6 #Jan6th #NoKings
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Nonilex @Nonilex@masto.ai · Jul 12, 2026
Sen. #MitchMcConnell on Sunday revealed for the first time that a fall led to his hospitalization, breaking the silence about his condition after weeks of mounting speculation about the #Kentucky #Republican’s health. #Congress #Senate #USpol #AgingGovernment #FitToServe https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-fall-health-senate-d708e9a1f18763fbb961fd3879227ce3
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