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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur

@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party
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So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet?
(Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023.
And I've been on the Earth since 1949.)

At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost

Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662.

Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Dec 08, 2025
@pluralistic@mamot.fr This classic Ed Zitron article will tell you more than you ever wanted to know about how corrupt CEOs advance their corporate juggernauts by any means they can get away with. You'll also find out why NVIDIA's strange growth strategies are curiously reminding people of such historic market disasters as Lucent, WorldCom, and Enron. In ironically saying that NVIDIA is NOT Enron, Sitron made ME think that that's only because the scale of the financial stakes are much higher today -- and, potentially more devastating. Also the US currently has a regime that is all-in on making as much as they can off this scam before the bubble bursts. Trust me, a lot of speculators are already shorting Ai stocks as fast as they can -- knowing that the party is about to come screeching to a halt. Slightly of-topic side note: Trump is about to achieve a trifecta: crashing the US government and with it the economy, causing a stock market crash that will make Hoover's look minor by comparison, and destabilizing the world order leading to multiple new wars. #NVIDIA #Ai #JensenHuang #EdZitron #USPolitics #Capitalism
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It’s come to my attention that some of you don’t wash your rice before cooking it. There seems to be a correlation between those that wash coming from a ‘rice’ culture (ex: east Asia) vs those that do
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online Can somebody pleez tell me what the actual benefit of washing the rice is supposed to be? Is it intended to solve some problem that is unknown to me?
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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party There are several reasons, some, none, or all may apply: If you’re looking for fluffier, separated grains that don’t break up/explode, washing the excess starch will help
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Dec 02, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Thank you for such a helpful and detailed response about the benefits of washing rice, CM. I might even decide to start washing my rice from now on, if I weren't so fanatical about conserving my energy. (Lazy.)
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It’s come to my attention that some of you don’t wash your rice before cooking it. There seems to be a correlation between those that wash coming from a ‘rice’ culture (ex: east Asia) vs those that do
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Dec 02, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Can somebody pleez tell me what the actual benefit of washing the rice is supposed to be? Is it intended to solve some problem that is unknown to me?
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Town’s Huge Christmas Mural Was Generated Using AI, Resulting in Ghastly Chthonic Horrors: https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/christmas-mural-ai
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Nov 20, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Looks like the Ai that generated this Xmas "art" was trained on Hieronymus Bosch.
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Oracle’s astonishing $300bn OpenAI deal is now valued at minus $74bn Welp, looked like Larry Ellison just placed a bet on a lame racehorse ... https://www.ft.com/content/064bbca0-1cb2-45ab-85f4-25fdfc
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Nov 18, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop The Ai collapse couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch of speculators, self-promoters, irresponsible risk-takers, scammers, hype-meisters, flim-flammers, snake-oil salesmen, too-big-to-fail billionaires, and rich sociopaths. Too bad some of the rest of us will have to deal with the fallout, Charlie.
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The current Pope in 1982. He's even from Chicago: obviously a Blues Brother. As someone elsenet remarked, "He looks like he spent the 80s hunting undead gangsters and complaining about the wind."
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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

So YOU'RE telling ME that I haven't posted a bio yet? (Sure I've only been at the Beige.Party since December 2024, but I've been on the Fediverse at Mastodon since April 2023. And I've been on the Earth since 1949.) At: mstdn.social/@jstatepost Banner image: Painted group portrait, "Syndics of the Drapers' Guild," Rembrandt van Rijn, 1662. Avatar image: British director of cinematic thrillers, Alfred Hitchcock, works out at his California home on an exercise machine. (Ed: A guillotine.)

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@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party · Nov 15, 2025
@cstross@wandering.shop Sure, Pope Leo is infallible now, but back then those shades were too large for his face. The lid, on the other hand, is snappy AF! Final fashion score: 8/10 #PopeLeo #Fashion #BluesBrothers
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