#silly

@Bwee@meow.social · Jun 02, 2026

People have gotten Nobel Peace Prizes for their amazing offerings to our world. People have cured diseases. People have pushed their bodies to the limit, and have beaten world records for every activity imaginable. People have made it to space, to the moon. There are people who do incredible things and are celebrated for the rest of time. Then there's me: #silly #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Motivation #humor

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𝒥enny 𝒯alls ( 🅩 )

@z@gayfr.social · May 19, 2026

𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 🇨🇵🇬🇧 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 🇬🇧 Hi, Ladies! This is finally the grand opening of the bilingual 🇨🇵🇬🇧 thread for silly comments (yes, trolling in other words) to spotted messages / news catch phrases. 🇨🇵 Bonjour Mesdames ! Voici enfin l'ouverture du fil bilingue 🇨🇵🇬🇧 pour les commentaires idiots (ou trollesques, c'est pareil) aux messages repérés / accroches d'articles d'info. 🇬🇧 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀 Example: Top BOM exec who oversaw bungled website revamp set to leave role 🪄 ➤ Top BOₜₜₒM exec who oversaw bulges website vamps set to flip role 🇨🇵 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗲𝘂𝘅 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮̂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗰 𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗹𝗶𝗰𝘀 Euh... là vous êtes juste une pauvresse en manque de sexe qui ne capte pas grand chose à l'anglais, mais assez pour cliquer sur un lien quand elle lit : "Top, bottom, bulges". C'est bien ça, non ? #internationalPetasses #humour #humourGay #humourQueer #GayHumor #QueerHumor #silly #HumourAbsurde

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🩵 Bwee the Fluffdragon 🩵

@Bwee@meow.social · May 08, 2026

Kiss a dragon on the cheek, They will blush and give a squeak! Kiss a dragon on the snout, They will wag their tail about! Kiss a dragon on the ear, They will grin and wiggle their rear! Kiss a dragon in their mane, Their love for you will never wane! Kiss a dragon on their tum, They'll think you're mega awesome! Kiss a dragon on their tail, They'll giggle lots without fail! Kiss a dragon on the chin, They'll be sure to give a grin! Kiss a dragon between their eyes, They will melt and give a sigh! Kiss a dragon everywhere, You might just end up in their lair!

#poetry #silly #dragon

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Selena the Retro-Princess

@SuperSelena64@vmst.io · May 08, 2026

Here's a for-funzies non sequitur little comic I drew in MS Paint. #art #comic #funny #silly

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🩵 Bwee the Fluffdragon 🩵

@Bwee@meow.social · May 07, 2026

"What's on your mind?" The Fedi post box asks. I try to think, The hardest of tasks! I could say something clever, Or write a shitpost or two, I could post a picture, Or ask Fedi "How are you?" The cursor blinks, It lies in wait For me to choose My Fedi fate. I take a breath, And I begin To write the post That I'm now in. Alright, that's done Thanks for reading... So, um I hoped you liked My Fedi post poem. #poetry #Fediverse #silly

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Apr 30, 2026

Sus Silliness Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

I think @VulpineDruid@bardicperspiration.club is super deficient in vitamin D. So like, who wants to help Vul w finding some quality vit D? *tief giggling intensifies* #NSFW #HornyBrain #Silly

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Apr 30, 2026

Silly Horny Jail Posting (NSFWish) Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

So sometimes I'm so... spicy... that someone does something tote innocent or sends me something and like... there's NOTHING hot abt it but I'm still like "oh fk yes pls just [rly inapprop things go here]" and I'd prob regret it but hn anyway what was I saying oh um happy Thursday.

#nsfw #silly #tiefling #spicy

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tyiart

@tyiart@mastodon.art · Apr 25, 2026

collection of sillies for this silly saturday. i will soon share what i have for may theme 🐣 #art #digitalart #mastoart #silly #cuteart #cute #relatable #relatableAsfuck #catart #catdrawing #birds #birddrawing #crow #dove #humanartist

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Apr 10, 2026

Dio clubbing tip: Always tell boys that ur actually 16. Either theyll leave u alone or they won't and either way, u get to avoid them. #Dating #Silly

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In reply to

Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Apr 04, 2026

Dio NSFW Tipsy Spicy Q&A Pt2. Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

22) Do you actually have an OnlyFans? I don't want to answer that. 23) So yes? I. Don't. Want. To. Answer. That. 24) Why not? Ugggh. BC it's more fun for everyone if I don't answer it. Including me. If I do, it takes the fun out of it. 25) Fine. Ever sent spicy pics? Duh. 26) Vids? Duh. I have a LD partner. 27) To anyone you weren't in a relationship with? I mean, probably yes. I am a tiny bit impulsive? But if I did then I defs edited out my face. Which is kind of pointless for me but I mean. Whatever. 28) Why pointless? Tiefling, dummy. 29) Oh. Right. So have you ever had sex in public? Yes. 30) In your parents' house? Lol obv. 31) What's the worst thing you've done sexually? Nothing, I am not ashamed of my spicy life thanks. 32) Have you ever had drunk sex? Tipsy, not drunk. Consent matters. 33) Sex while high? I don't do drugs. Or haven't. 34) With more than one person? Not at once ha ha. 35) With different people in the same day? Fk. Uhm. I don't think so? 36) With a masto follower other than Vul? Nope. 37) Would you? Prob not. This is my escape. 38) Ever do pity sex? Lol no. I might tho? 39) Been sincerely told you're the best? ...answering that will make me seem egotistical. 40) Why? ....ugh. Nope. Figure it out. #NSFW #QnA #AmA #Sex #Silly

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Apr 04, 2026

Dio NSFW Tipsy Spicy Q&A Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

1) Have u ever got spicy with an internet person? Uhm I met Vul on the internet so... 2) Okay but besides Vul? ...yes. 3) More than once? Uhm. Yes. 4) How many- MOVING ON... 5) Hmm. Had unprotected sex? So I mean yes but I sleep w women mostly so mostly that's just an STI risk. 6) Have you had an STI? No. I thought I did once and I was gonna be super furious at the person but it was just a UTI ha ha. 7) Had sex with an ex? No. But I've been asked before. I don't see the point? 8) Had sex with a coworker? ....yes. 9) Really? What part of yes was confusing? 10) At work? No I made out w her at a bar after she stupidly asked what I was thinking. The actual spicy was later and tbh I think I broke her some. I hope she figured out her marriage tho. 11) DIO! Oh fk off, like you didn't know I was like that. 12) You just- ...okay w/e she didn't mention it. I didn't know. ......that time. 13) Anyway. Had sex with a teacher or boss? Gross, no. 14) Gross? Power differential is weird. Yuck. 15) Been preg? Haven't I answered this? No. 16) Worried you were? Any time I have done spicy w a boy. So like. Rarely. 17) So how many boys- Fk off. You're trying to ruin my cred. 18) So what, like... ...ONE OKAY?! 19) What. Really? ! Girls are better. Even straight women think so. BC it's true. 20) That's subjective. Nnnnnope. Men are trash. 21) That's sexist! Probs. #NSFW #QnA #AmA #Sex #Silly

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Jimmy B.

@jimmyb@selfhosted.cafe · Mar 04, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@keyboards/116169612055575714

#keyboard #clipart #silly

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Mar 03, 2026

Okay, I said I'd share a silly spicy anecdote. Aaand here it is. Obviously it is going to be NSFW so if u click on it and ur boss sees my susness then that's not my fault. Read at ur own risk. (Oh and there's some Q&A added too.) #NSFW #Erotica #TrueStory #writing #silly https://tiefling.bardicperspiration.com/index.php/2026/03/03/improv/

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Mar 02, 2026

March remind: Don't forget to spay & neuter ur fascists! #silly #jokes #kindofjokes #rustyscissors

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Feb 23, 2026

Okay Firefox, that's a little bit racist. Just bc they are stereotyped as liking gold and wealth doesn't mean dwarves are like... literally adware. Wow.... #ttrpg #dnd #dwarves #SpellCheck #silly #jokes

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Passed Wonder

@passedwonder@mastodonapp.uk · Feb 20, 2026

Occasionally I wonder if I could popularise a new form of #divination based on the shuffling of #desktop images - a backgroundomancer. Looks like I have a portentous (and nature-filled?) weekend coming up! #photography #naturePhotography #technology #prophecy #occult #silly #TellingStories

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Princess Nettles Succubish

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club · Feb 17, 2026

I am thinking abt adding a "weird invasive Dio thoughts" part to my site. Ex: I wonder if you could eat a demigorgon? Ex: Is a tieing eating a human technically cannibalism? Ex: My (former) boss is a disgusting human. I wonder if he'd be as trash at kissing as he is at bossing? Thoughts, invasive or other? (Site in Q: tiefling.bardicperspiration.com ) #blog #silly

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