Oblomov

So, I was taught that a New York minute is the time span between when a traffic light turns green and when the cars behind you start beeping their horn, which is apparently measured in microseconds. So I would like to propose the concept of a #Fediverse minute, which is the time span between when you boost a post and when it gets edited to fix its typos.

I'm loving the «it's finally autism» jokes and art but I would love it slightly better if the text read «it's finally autismn» #autumn #autism #silly

Free reminder that during #COVID lockdowns oil and gas prices fell almost to zero. #JustSaying #oilPrice

So, anybody with inside knowledge care to share how much is #Musk paying #Mozilla to reactivate the #Firefox account on #Xitter or if this was a “motu proprio” following the fact that Mozilla, too, have gone full fascists? (Which also explains why they stick with #Mullvad as #VPN?)

Fuck. Well, #TempleOS it is then https://come-from.mad-scientist.club/@algernon/statuses/01M199QQV3ZYMW315SMD26VD7X #BSD #FreeBSD #OpenBSD #NetBSD #slopware #AI #LLM

@sarahjamielewis@mastodon.social I wonder if it might just be easier to hard fork before the whole slopware support thing started, and hen transplant any still relevant bugfixes (esp. security one). Reading these numbers really makes me angry, because of how much they crippled web standards support on the basis that it would be too costly. 8-(

If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future. #climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour

@Fabirucho@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space no, their message is that they are lonely by choices *of others* (INvoluntary CELibate). Fun fact, this means that if they find someone that actually does want to date them seriously, they'd cease to be incels. Too bad this doesn't usually fix their shitty personality.

@wonka@chaos.social @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org I was thinking more of Baba Yaga

@rl_dane@polymaths.social @jiub@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net and if you prefer an AI-clean fork of vim 9.1, there's evi https://codeberg.org/evi-editor/evi

@Fabirucho@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space nah, being an incel is much more than just being someone who others don't want to date. It's a whole online subculture that has developed their own misogynistic philosophy, language etc. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

@ratpile@hollow.raccoon.quest @raccoon@hollow.raccoon.quest @shinyjirachi@cyberplace.social hi I'm a not furry of the Fedi

@xgranade@wandering.shop @eniko@mastodon.gamedev.place honestly, I would be so happy if people would have learned to at least wash their hands, regardless of COVID, but no, not even that.

@alice@lgbtqia.space @leto_fregar@wehavecookies.social @farooqkz@mastodon.bsd.cafe OTOH, it would be good if all those safety nets were implemented for other workers as well, including an UBI to make work truly voluntary rather than a requirement to put food on the table.

@LewisWorkshop@mastodon.online missing the days when my kids were 2, 'cause at 13 their burns are much more drastic

@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website Brothers in rigidly stretched out right arms.

@futurebird@sauropods.win interesting. so the issue was that ants put larvae in a place where they have to optimize for the optimality of darkness and dampness, and the queen was favoring the former vs the latter, with the daughter the other way around? Pareto and linear programming experts would have had a field day with this 8-D

@rotopenguin@mastodon.social @donni@mastodon.social «also consider the weight of said poo. Would you rather carry it around while trying to sprint away from danger? I 'd rather leave it here.»

@_elena@mastodon.social completely unsurprised. Lesson for next time: archive every page and back up every video linked to from such an important article!

@mcc@mastodon.social @donni@mastodon.social yup, we need some additional constraints, such as a day's work bringing in the equivalent of 12 sandwiches net minimum.

@grumpydad@infosec.exchange @donni@mastodon.social I'm squarely in my twenties. Twice, but I like to simplify.

@halcy@icosahedron.website amazing

@_elena@mastodon.social damnit

@nileane@nileane.fr LOL the uservoice post was removed.

@andre123@snowfan.it @grumpydad@infosec.exchange @donni@mastodon.social it's even more useful the next time around 8-D

@selzero@syzito.xyz what an amazing takedown

@srtcd424@mas.to @mark@tacobelllabs.net @evacide@hachyderm.io IRC is immortal! https://xkcd.com/1782/

For those who didn't catch the reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u49L-Nu0gGo The song is so culturally relevant that it has a Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Too_Sexy @codinghorror@infosec.exchange @jef@mastodon.social

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org OTOH, maybe in Pepper and Carrot's world the North Pole does have penguins, who knows!

@faithisleaping@anarres.family @VegaHarmonia@fedi.rubedo.gay aren't bigenders the exterior algebra of genders?

@alice@lgbtqia.space @loremipsum@fedia.social LOL thanks for the recommendation 8-D But now I have more questions! With sitting in “less conventional” positions being a characteristic of bisexuals, wouldn't those falling out of chairs being fake bis? Like, they're trying to appear bi by assuming unconventional positions, but since they aren't really bi, they can't hold the position and thus fall out?

@loremipsum@fedia.social @alice@lgbtqia.space thank you very much

@loremipsum@fedia.social @alice@lgbtqia.space I still don't know where the falling from chairs meme come from 8-( little help?

@JezMM@mastodon.social LOL

@shantini@techhub.social @nileane@nileane.fr fun fact: Proton CEO had already stepped on dog shit last year by coming out in favor of Trump

@futurebird@sauropods.win what a gremlin face

@adhdeanasl@beige.party they couldn't spare an umbrella to cover you?

@4censord@unfug.social @pierogiburo@tech.lgbt well, I'm glad you liked it 8-) The other material by the same author is a bit more … extreme though.

@4censord@unfug.social @pierogiburo@tech.lgbt it's a NSFW (lewd) comic by Lemonfont, and that's really the title («A perfectly normal comic where nothing weird happens») which, if you know the author, will raise a lot of flags. (It's absolutely wholesome, and humorous, and relevant to the comic you posted, although not in the “what's in your pants” meme sense)

@jon@social.vivaldi.net @Ketakater@social.vivaldi.net @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net the problem with that choice is that when Google developers decide something isn't needed anymore, or shouldn't be supported in the first place (e.g., XSLT, JPEG XL) you are essentially forced to follow through with their decisions. That doesn't really help you make an impact.

@Elizafox@social.treehouse.systems my spirit animal

@drwhax@infosec.exchange wait what?

@sergnio@livellosegreto.it @kenobit@livellosegreto.it sottosuono sottotono

@karolherbst@chaos.social what did they do THIS time?

@jon@social.vivaldi.net @Ketakater@social.vivaldi.net @Vivaldi@social.vivaldi.net it's a bit of a chicken-and-egg problem though. JPEG XL for example is starting to see some traction thanks to Apple decided to support it anyway and the availability of extensions for Chrome and Firefox to handle it, and now Firefox is finally looking into adding it in main (not just in nightly behind a default-off flag). Also, since you don't report Vivaldi as such anymore IIRC, how are you going to show that more people are indeed using it?

@bignose@awful.systems @e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de I don't think they ever financed Omarchy directly, just Hyprland, and AFAICS it's still there: https://frame.work/it/en/blog/framework-sponsorships

@4censord@unfug.social @pierogiburo@tech.lgbt must… resist… tempetation… to… mention… a perfectly normal comic where nothing weird happens.

@nileane@nileane.fr looking forward to their explanation on why the censored all posts on the topic