#dadjokes

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Coach Sankhavaram ® @paninid@mastodon.world · 6d ago
Had a full on conversation with 10-year old about her inventory of #comedy she knows: funny stories, riddle-jokes, #DadJokes, and puns.
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LaffGaff @LaffGaff@mastodon.world · Aug 06, 2026
I’m delighted to have beaten my friend in a wood cutting competition. He’s a saw loser. #funny #jokes #dadjokes
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MDMRN @mdmrn@mstdn.games · Jul 28, 2026
Boosted by Welcoming committee @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
Hey everyone! This is the artist formerly on Urusai with my new-ish account. I recently transferred over, so wanted to do a quick re-up of my Introduction. Who am I? I'm a 40+ year old Dad with 4 kids. Other descriptors: Christian, enviromancer, leftist, nerd, and a major Animal Crossing / Pokopia enjoyer. Primary Nonsense I Post: Dad jokes, cozy gaming (ACNH, Pokopia), manga, music, NYT Games (Wordle, Strands, Connections - always behind a spoiler). Fav Games: Animal Crossing: New Horizons, Pokémon Crystal, Sonic the Hedgehog 2, F-Zero 99, Super Puzzle Fighter, Pokémon Pokopia Fav Manga: Akane-Banashi, One Piece, Sailor Moon, Fist of the North Star, Blue Box, Donald Duck Visits Japan #Introductions #Introduction #Music #KPop #DadJokes #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #Manga #Fediverse #Mastodon #Pokemon
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LaffGaff @LaffGaff@mastodon.world · Jul 27, 2026
After my close encounter with Dracula, my friend asked if I saw how many fangs he had. I said, “I don’t know, I didn’t get close enough to Count.” #funny #jokes #dadjokes
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Georgeeeeee 🐘 ++ @cafebug@g0v.social · Jul 27, 2026
A guy walks up to the librarian and says: hey, do you have a book about suicide ? The librarian says: Fugg you, you won't return it. #dadjokes
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The Penguin of Evil @etchedpixels@mastodon.social · Jul 23, 2026
When we all upgrade to Na based batteries charging offpeak will the new tariff be the sodium nitrate ? #dadjokes
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AI6YR Ben @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org · Jul 14, 2026
Did you hear the joke about the skeleton without an arm? It was not very humerus. #dadjokes
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Ramin Honary @ramin_hal9001@fe.disroot.org · Jul 09, 2026
“Claude is dead.” — Friedrich Nietzsche #tech #AI #LLMs #LLM #humor #DadJokes #ClaudeCode
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The Gaffer @thegaffer@hobbitwhispers.social · Jul 03, 2026
Q: Why do older people find it hard to decorate Easter eggs? A: It requires too much hand-dye coordination. #DadJokes #Humor
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ˈdälfən™🐬 💥 🌊 @dalfen@mstdn.social · Jun 29, 2026
Replying to @VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social Okay that's kinda funny 😅 But I like #MomJokes (or #DadJokes ) lol
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Ged Maheux @gedeonm@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
Replying to @gedeonm@mastodon.social
😎😅 #StarTrek #DadJokes
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James @nantes@mastodon.ie · Mar 30, 2026
Boosted by Dread Pirate (Tom) Roberts @troberts@theblower.au
Good Morning! Everyone ready for the week? #funnies #jokes #dadjokes #lol
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Ged Maheux @gedeonm@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
Replying to @gedeonm@mastodon.social
🤡🤓🖖 #StarTrek #DadJokes
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Ged Maheux @gedeonm@mastodon.social · Mar 16, 2026
Boosted by CM Harrington @octothorpe@mastodon.online
Replying to @gedeonm@mastodon.social
🤡🤓🖖 #StarTrek #DadJokes
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A. Lee Bennett Jr. @leebennett@mastodon.social · Feb 19, 2026
Replying to @gedeonm@mastodon.social
@gedeonm@mastodon.social My favorite #DadJokes remains one I heard a few years ago. It's better spoken rather than typed, but… What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino
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