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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Aug 02, 2026

Replying to @Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social

@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza it takes a team!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @codinghorror@infosec.exchange

@codinghorror@infosec.exchange thanks Dude!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org delightful

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @kajer@infosec.exchange

@kajer@infosec.exchange that’s just what I’d expect from Palo…picking on the unpopular (script) kids

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @krypt3ia@infosec.exchange

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @lydiaschoch@mastodon.social

@lydiaschoch@mastodon.social I’m sorry but sitting here in the 90 degree (them’s freedom units) heat at 8:07 at night, that looks delightful.

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 27, 2026

Replying to @trickykat@beige.party

@trickykat@beige.party this is your task

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 19, 2026

Replying to @JustFrank@mas.to

@JustFrank@mas.to and they are chocked full of the nutrients a growing body needs!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 18, 2026

Replying to @jonty@chaos.social

@jonty@chaos.social are you a giver of quests?

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @infoseclogger@infosec.exchange

@infoseclogger@infosec.exchange did you at least season them first

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 14, 2026

Replying to @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe

@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @mwl@io.mwl.io I miss Terminal Lance

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 13, 2026

RE: https://social.heise.de/@heiseonlineenglish/116914138856256964

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heise online English @heiseonlineenglish@social.heise.de

S&P downgrades Oracle to BBB- – only one notch above junk level S&P Global has downgraded Oracle's rating due to massive AI investments. The company is now only one notch away from the speculative territory. https://www.heise.de/en/news/S-P-downgrades-Oracle-to-BBB-only-one-notch-above-junk-level-11363472.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon #CloudComputing #IT #KünstlicheIntelligenz #OpenAI #Oracle #Rechenzentrum #Wirtschaft #news

Open quoted post

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 13, 2026

Replying to @leerayl@infosec.exchange

@leerayl@infosec.exchange if commutes weren’t so awful I’d agree. I do miss working beside quality people. My oldest friend was a coworker 23 years ago and we are working remotely at another company and I miss sitting beside them

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 12, 2026

Replying to @GrimmReality@beige.party

@GrimmReality@beige.party to have been… 😄

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 07, 2026

Replying to @Bfordham@infosec.exchange

@Bfordham@infosec.exchange every bit of this entire thread! I too had the Dukes of Hazzard epiphany not long ago.

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @jerry@infosec.exchange

@jerry@infosec.exchange hadn’t thought of that. Half of my dogs are now deaf.

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I’m a Swope not a Pope

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange

@j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange Georgia Power…

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 02, 2026

Replying to @scottymace@infosec.exchange

@scottymace@infosec.exchange @fifonetworks@infosec.exchange look, I earned my MCSE cert back in the 90’s and it’s a damn good thing I did! Now I know what WINS does! (Well I used to)

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 02, 2026

Replying to @davimuir@infosec.exchange

@davimuir@infosec.exchange why do you need followers?

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 02, 2026

If only somebody could have foreseen this! 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jul 02, 2026

Replying to @krypt3ia@infosec.exchange

@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange man loves the smell of his own farts

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @grumpybozo@toad.social

@grumpybozo@toad.social @aj@gts.sadauskas.id.au @Urban_Hermit@mstdn.social did their marking as spam affect the report percentages 😜

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @Xavier@infosec.exchange

@Xavier@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe nerd. 🤓

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @heidilifeldman@mastodon.social

@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social so the master of the house relented eh

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange

@hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange @Viss@mastodon.social and every cutsie Boston Dynamics dancing robot video is terrifying!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @atax1a@infosec.exchange

@atax1a@infosec.exchange @dtgeek@mastodon.social Michael J. can be both a Fox and the Creator of slime. Don’t put them in a box!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @xabean@infosec.exchange

@xabean@infosec.exchange got any 🥓, cause now I’m hungry!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @xabean@infosec.exchange

@xabean@infosec.exchange which came first…

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 17, 2026

Replying to @munin@infosec.exchange

@munin@infosec.exchange @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange literally chortled

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 17, 2026

Replying to @Printdevil@dice.camp

@Printdevil@dice.camp @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Gentoo. Duh!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 17, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange @munin@infosec.exchange but, but, but…

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 05, 2026

Replying to @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

@bodhipaksa @NuclearOatmeal @Tutanota AlwaysHasBeenMeme.png

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 03, 2026

Replying to @paul@notnull.space

@paul @IngaLovinde well played sir or madam!

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · May 03, 2026

Replying to @b0rk_reruns@social.jvns.ca

@b0rk_reruns knowing the set -u 25 years ago would have prevented on of my scripts from “rm -rf /“ several of our customers’ IronMails 😵

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah my wife’s OB/Gyn for our first born was Dr. Weiner (to whom we chose after her first OB during the pregnancy, in 1995, said it was OK to have up to 2 highballs per day during the pregnancy).

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @wafflesies@infosec.exchange

@wafflesies@infosec.exchange what! What did they fold in 2021?

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @maxelcat@universeodon.com

@maxelcat we’ll take it! Looks scrumptious.

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Jan 25, 2026

Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social

@mattblaze@federate.social once this ice storm passes we have decisions to make about the other. This weather event gives me an opportunity to see what happens before I decide how to react.

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BJ Swope

➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange · Dec 03, 2025

Replying to @skeletor@mas.to

@skeletor@mas.to goddamn Skele, this hits hard tonight!

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