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BJ Swope :verified:➖

@cybeej@infosec.exchange
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. -- brazzy

Semi-professional API Tester.

Timestamps SHOULD be big-endian...

414 Followers
864 Following
40 Posts
Joined October 28, 2022
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org delightful
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@davimuir@infosec.exchange why do you need followers?
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@Xavier@infosec.exchange @nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe nerd. 🤓
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@maxelcat we’ll take it! Looks scrumptious.
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@leerayl@infosec.exchange if commutes weren’t so awful I’d agree. I do miss working beside quality people. My oldest friend was a coworker 23 years ago and we are working remotely at another company and I miss sitting beside them
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@b0rk_reruns knowing the set -u 25 years ago would have prevented on of my scripts from “rm -rf /“ several of our customers’ IronMails 😵
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@lydiaschoch@mastodon.social I’m sorry but sitting here in the 90 degree (them’s freedom units) heat at 8:07 at night, that looks delightful.
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@bodhipaksa @NuclearOatmeal @Tutanota AlwaysHasBeenMeme.png
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@Teri_Kanefield@mastodon.social @paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange @maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza it takes a team!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@paul @IngaLovinde well played sir or madam!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange man loves the smell of his own farts
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
RE: https://social.heise.de/@heiseonlineenglish/116914138856256964
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heise online English
@heiseonlineenglish@social.heise.de
S&P downgrades Oracle to BBB- – only one notch above junk level S&P Global has downgraded Oracle's rating due to massive AI investments. The company is now only one notch away from the speculative territory. https://www.heise.de/en/news/S-P-downgrades-Oracle-to-BBB-only-one-notch-above-junk-level-11363472.html?wt_mc=sm.red.ho.mastodon.mastodon.md_beitraege.md_beitraege&utm_source=mastodon #CloudComputing #IT #KünstlicheIntelligenz #OpenAI #Oracle #Rechenzentrum #Wirtschaft #news
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social.heise.de

heise online English: „S&P downgrades Oracle to BBB- – only one notch ab…“ - Heise Medien on Mastodon

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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@grumpybozo@toad.social @aj@gts.sadauskas.id.au @Urban_Hermit@mstdn.social did their marking as spam affect the report percentages 😜
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe @mwl@io.mwl.io I miss Terminal Lance
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange @munin@infosec.exchange but, but, but…
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@heidilifeldman@mastodon.social so the master of the house relented eh
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 8mo ago
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@mattblaze@federate.social once this ice storm passes we have decisions to make about the other. This weather event gives me an opportunity to see what happens before I decide how to react.
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I’m a Swope not a Pope
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@codinghorror@infosec.exchange thanks Dude!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@scottymace@infosec.exchange @fifonetworks@infosec.exchange look, I earned my MCSE cert back in the 90’s and it’s a damn good thing I did! Now I know what WINS does! (Well I used to)
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
If only somebody could have foreseen this! 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@infoseclogger@infosec.exchange did you at least season them first
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@GrimmReality@beige.party to have been… 😄
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@wafflesies@infosec.exchange what! What did they fold in 2021?
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@trickykat@beige.party this is your task
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@Bfordham@infosec.exchange every bit of this entire thread! I too had the Dukes of Hazzard epiphany not long ago.
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@jonty@chaos.social are you a giver of quests?
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
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@Printdevil@dice.camp @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange Gentoo. Duh!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 5mo ago
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@hannah my wife’s OB/Gyn for our first born was Dr. Weiner (to whom we chose after her first OB during the pregnancy, in 1995, said it was OK to have up to 2 highballs per day during the pregnancy).
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@xabean@infosec.exchange which came first…
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@jerry@infosec.exchange hadn’t thought of that. Half of my dogs are now deaf.
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@xabean@infosec.exchange got any 🥓, cause now I’m hungry!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@atax1a@infosec.exchange @dtgeek@mastodon.social Michael J. can be both a Fox and the Creator of slime. Don’t put them in a box!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@hal_pomeranz@infosec.exchange @Viss@mastodon.social and every cutsie Boston Dynamics dancing robot video is terrifying!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@krypt3ia@infosec.exchange I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@kajer@infosec.exchange that’s just what I’d expect from Palo…picking on the unpopular (script) kids
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
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@munin@infosec.exchange @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange literally chortled
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
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@JustFrank@mas.to and they are chocked full of the nutrients a growing body needs!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 10mo ago
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@skeletor@mas.to goddamn Skele, this hits hard tonight!
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BJ Swope :verified:➖ @cybeej@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
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@j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange Georgia Power…
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