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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · 5d ago

What do you do if your baby looks like an elderly conservative who just found out about neopronouns

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · 5d ago

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When you see a big ass sunflower you have to stand next to it. I don’t make the rules

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Aug 04, 2026

One thing they don’t tell you about having a baby is that sometimes they are born with an unbelievable amount of back and ass crack hair

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Aug 04, 2026

I choose to believe that “gas town guy” is a fun collective fiction exercise. like mastodon’s goncharov

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Aug 03, 2026

A customer referred to using double pointed needles as “going blair witch mode” and i can see it

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 30, 2026

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@ranjit@friend.camp @publicdomainrev@mastodon.social i randomly found a tiny facsimile of this at a used bookstore in kyoto. It’s one of my favorite weird items

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 29, 2026

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Hope they figure it out soon

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 29, 2026

It’s insane the number of linens one 8 pound man can soil per day

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 27, 2026

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/116994028497632581 I was at a cvs a few days ago, and needed to buy a baby thermometer which was on one of those pegs with a lock on it, so I pushed the button to summon the guy to get it for me. And when he arrived instead of getting his key out he just ripped the whole item off the peg and gave it to me. "a lot faster this way" he said

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 27, 2026

Every time the baby is about to do something really nasty he looks at me like this

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 27, 2026

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to the Roku Channel

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 26, 2026

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Like to the point of consistently printing the scary word in a different color

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 26, 2026

House of Leaves is just the adult version of there’s a monster at the end of this book

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 25, 2026

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 24, 2026

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Watching christopher nolan's THE ODYSSEY as it was intended to be seen (on my phone, with a screaming baby on my lap, using a pirated version that has burned-in spanish and dutch subtitles for some reason)

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 24, 2026

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@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social i feel like In C would go hard for a baby

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 24, 2026

Playing john cage for my baby so his developing brain forms an appreciation for the significance of intention as the basis of art

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 22, 2026

Charles Darwin owes me an explanation for why humans evolved underbaked ass infants that can’t do anything for six months but no marsupial pouches to haul them around in

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 21, 2026

Replying to @cinebox@masto.hackers.town

@cinebox@masto.hackers.town @dantheclamman@scicomm.xyz regretfully i think this is art

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 20, 2026

My 5 day old baby has already experienced two british prime ministers

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 17, 2026

small life update Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

I’m a mom now

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 08, 2026

In my learn to knit class i pull an entire project off my needles to show that it’s not necessarily a disaster if that happens and they always react like I just ripped out my own skull

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 08, 2026

Ideally, cover art should give the impression that the contents of the book will drive the reader permanently insane

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 08, 2026

I have to admit that “johnny infantino” is an incredible name for someone who both looks and acts like a mobbed-up baby

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 04, 2026

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 03, 2026

It just occurred to me that “dk worsted aran” is both three yarn weights in ascending order of weight but also could be the description of a super smash bros match

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 02, 2026

It’s so cool that austen, the brontes, dickens, trollope, hardy, and eliot all set their books in the same shared fantasy world

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 01, 2026

Replying to @internetsdairy@mastodon.art

@internetsdairy@mastodon.art @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social maybe childish gambino is a better musician because he used a better online name generator

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jul 01, 2026

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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social post malone as well, iirc

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 29, 2026

I assume this is about dick van dyke

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 29, 2026

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At this point I just need to accept that every time i order anything from abroad i will have to spend two hours filling out dispute forms over the course of the next three months

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 29, 2026

Lmao fedex charged me an extra thousand dollars in tariffs because they valued an order at $10,000 USD instead of 10,000 DKK 🫠

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 28, 2026

Each broom agent can spawn additional, autonomous broom agents, each with their own pails. This allows apprentices to accelerate monotonous water-fetching tasks and save their time and energy for more interesting and useful work

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 26, 2026

Hell is

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 25, 2026

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This fanfiction discourse has gotten out of hand

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 25, 2026

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I made a little cardigan (blowfish for scale)

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 25, 2026

gen alpha john wilkes booth voice Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

Six seven tyrannus

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 21, 2026

incredible exchange from the hardware store Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

cashier: oh, i’ve never seen that name before! I like it! customer: thanks, it’s Gaelic cashier: happy pride

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 20, 2026

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This bird was just sitting on my balcony posing for me like it was school picture day

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 19, 2026

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rat wall

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 16, 2026

God i love irfanview. it's like.. brutalist software

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 11, 2026

Great news, the bicameral mind is back

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 08, 2026

Margie… tell me a tale of the old country…

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 08, 2026

Hello and welcome to the western zodiac. We got 11 normal things and 1 fucked up sea-goat

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 08, 2026

Interacting with any customer support chatbot in 2026 is like playing a douglas adams infocom game

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 07, 2026

#silentsunday

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 07, 2026

I just learned that the word “atonement” isn’t derived from french or latin or something, it’s just at + one + ment. I feel like i’m being pranked

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 07, 2026

What’s this guy’s deal

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 06, 2026

Replying to @Okesska@chitter.xyz

@Okesska@chitter.xyz i assume that one sold at 9:01 am

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highly praised and little read @hannah@posts.rat.pictures · Jun 06, 2026

At the yard sale, anyone need some 3 foot wide playstation disc rugs

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