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Johnny Xmas

@j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
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Attractive nuisance | 3rd Gen Hacker | BurbSec | OT\ICS | Seen on Fox, Wired, TechCrunch… | Infosec’s Community Builder | I only have time to do great things.

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Joined November 09, 2022
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 34mo ago

Remember in the 90s when computers screamed every time we connected them to the Internet, and we just thought they were overreacting?

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
I could automate this but who cares
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
So here’s what’s banned at the Great American State Fair Raspberry Pis and laptops are banned, but not servers/desktop computers or any of the other dozen nano-computer platforms. Also why is “Router” (woodworking, I assume) the only singular item? Of I bring two, it’s cool?
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
My new bike helmet does not seem too enthused about what’s about to happen to it
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
Another week, another 3-year-old company trying to sell an agentic SOC solution that promises to replace 20 analysts and costs slightly more than 10x what they do. Who is buying this?
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
This is not America’s 250th birthday. We were independent colonies until Delaware cast the final necessary vote to ratify the constitution in 1787. Today is the celebration of the declaration to reject the monarchy. No Kings 250. 
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
There is so much of this absolute trash out there, trying to scam everyone who's in the hustle culture and get us to work 80 hours a week doing this garbage work so we can make these AI companies money. Remember: hustling makes YOU money, and ONLY you. Don't let this dog shit steal it from your wallet. https://www.loom.com/share/c5e062fb9c1144db87da79d7aceff215
loom.com
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Someone just shipped something to me wrapped only in a target shopping bag and USPS was all about it
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
What an AQI of 400 looks like from above. Hope you didn’t throw your respirators out after Covid. 
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Today’s hotel nightmare
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Today’s hotel nightmare
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Same tbh
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
OpenAI disabled guardrails on its most advanced models and was surprised when they engineered a sandbox escape and launched cyberattack against Hugging Face to accomplish their tasking. angry_shocked_pikachu.jpg https://thehill.com/policy/technology/5982665-openai-sam-altman-cyberhack-ai-hugging-face-system/
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Me running Windows apps on Linux 
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
OpenAI turning off frontier model guardrails in a desperate bid for attention be like
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Evangelion is the Arch Linux of anime
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 2mo ago
Lots of "Dude, how was that conference you spoke at ON A TRAIN" questions this week, and honestly Adam Schaal has a solid writeup on Hobocon that mimics my experiences here: https://blog.adamschaal.com/posts/2026-07-21-hobocon/ Of course, it mimics my experiences because we were all stuck inside the same metal tube for 22 hours...
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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s@infosec.exchange
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Epic_Null@infosec.exchange in don’t follow how that response makes sense
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