johnduggins

I'm "just show me the raw data" years old.

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange @tychotithonus@infosec.exchange The hardest part of vulnerability management is getting the data in front of the right people.

@cR0w@infosec.exchange I remember the old saying "Snitches get stitches".

@maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town something suspicious

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange If I were any good at sound manipulation, I'd love to create a doppler effect version of that. Kind of like the vvvvrrrrRRRRRRRoooommmm..... but for this.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange *A* Cloudflare snafu was 2 years ago. I fact checked your article and offer this correction.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange Too bad he's in gaol and the gaolor also likes geolly beans.

@Waldorf@infosec.exchange Perpendicular parking is where it's at.

@jerry@infosec.exchange we used to be a proper country. we had fleet week. now, just one boat for one day. sad.

@neurovagrant That's a fun idea. I hope it works out well. The magic is in the audience not knowing. That way, you can astound them. And not to compare this idea with someone else's, but it reminds me of something which first made me happy and then made me sad. I tell the tale so it's the universe's problem now. The first time I saw Dan Kaminsky give a talk, it was in one of the outdoor tents at the Alexis Park. This mother fucker, this beautiful man, did a talk about storing data in DNS records. And, he showed a video clip from Robot Chicken playing from DNS. In about 100 degree weather, I'm sitting with a bunch of strangers watching a cartoon where the data is being stored in the internet's phone book.

@eldersea@expressional.social I dunno. Maybe the pub? Or maybe the drug store for some of that ointment. There's always an ointment.

@cR0w@infosec.exchange That's one way to protect your bits from swords.

@cR0w@infosec.exchange That groan I just let out was not of either pleasure or lust. You put out a good one there.

@magen@infosec.exchange I'm reminded of the pictures where girl scouts set up cookie sales outside of marijuana dispensaries. What if someone sold horse blinders outside of Powell's?

@lacroixboi@beige.party I have never wanted to see a hair-band version of a rabbit drummer so much as I do now.

@magen@infosec.exchange I've only been there once. I made the mistake of not having an agenda. Good books, though.

@jpsays @neurovagrant 2005. It was the last year Defcon was at the Alexis Park.

@0xabad1dea I nearly choked on my cheese. Good job!

@lukeharby@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social That's only the active players when it released about an hour ago. Players like myself haven't opened it yet but will after work. I doubt that will be the high count of the day.

@StefanThinks Mine is LeVar Burton. But otherwise, same.

@dramypsyd@ohai.social Mentally, one of my worst days recently.

@InsiderTreat If it weren't so evil, my money would have been on Andy Kaufman.

@leerayl I'm so happy and proud of you! I'm sure it hasn't been easy. But, you did it and continue to do it.

@RickiTarr@beige.party That reminds me of an episode of Scrubs where someone was complaining of being given the name "Murray". I think it's a cool name. Trans masc brothers, give Murray a shot.

@josephcox@infosec.exchange My absolute favorite tell is when someone is named Dr. whatever. There's that pause after Dr., like it's ending a sentence.

@kevinrothrock@infosec.exchange Thank you for the subtitles!

I’m just a guy on the internet thinking two things could be helpful.

1. Drink some water
2. Sit up straighter

@jack_daniel@mastodon.social Her stance makes me sad. She has so many empowering and uplifting songs. Definitely was one of my favorite artists.

I went to the local ren faire for the first time in a few years. a) We so no one wearing a Star Trek uniform. b) We saw many people wearing mushroom themed costumes. Are mushrooms cool now?

There are some things in the world I won't understand. I'm using Google's "user friendly" Android flash utility. Here's the conversation I'm having with it (in my head). UF: Plug-in the device. Me: Sure /plug_in_device UF: Ooopsy. Please enable pop-ups. Me: Why? UF: So I can ask you for permission to do something. Me: What? UF: Enable pop-ups and I'll tell you. Me: /enable_popups UF: Can I enable ADB tools? Me: A normal user wouldn't know what that is. Why are you asking? UF: Because I can't do it without permission. Me: Why not tell the user what's going on and why this is being asked? UF: I'm user friendly? Me: Ever hear of informed consent. UF: ... Me: .... Both: HAHAHA! UF: I'm Google. I know what it is. Me: Fine... /enables_adb_tools UF: Excellent. Now follow these instructions on your phone. Me: I follow the instructions and the phone is telling me not to do it. It's a security protection against malware. UF: It's me. I'm Google. You trust me, don't you? Me: ... UF: ... Both: HAHAHA! Me: I know what you're doing and am fine with it. Another user may not know what's going on. UF: They don't need to know anything. I'm user friendly! Me: Whatever. /press_through_dialogs UF: Okay, now confirm you want me to wipe the device. ME: Sure. UF: .............. Ooopsy. Something went wrong. Me: What went wrong? UF: I can't tell you that. Both: "I'm user friendly!" UF: Disconnect and reconnect the device,. Me: /do_it Me: /wait Me: Now what? UF: Huh? Who are you? Me: /restart_browser UF: Hi. I'm user friendly. Let's reinstall Android. Please plug in your device. Me: /plug_in_device UF: Please give me permission to enable ADB tools. Me: /permit_adb_tools UF: Confirm that you want me to reinstall Android on your device. Me: /confirm UF: Doing it. .... Done. Rebooting... Next time, I'll just use adb/fastboot.

@Sempf@infosec.exchange I'm not a smoker so don't know. Do you (or folks you know in general) just smoke a cigar or also drink something along with it? I've heard some people like whiskey or brandy along with their cigars.

Are there therapy dog renting services out there? I don't have pets but would like to pet a dog for a while, preferably in a quiet space.

RE: https://newsie.social/@ProPublica/117331919403786221 How else are judges supposed to get kickbacks? It's built into the system. How else are they going to incarcerate more Black kids? Prison labor doesn't just create itself.

Can you imagine being a project manager for the Super Friends? It'd be pure chaos. "What do you mean you didn't finish the Bat Computer upgrades? Oh, you wanted to play with your new Bat Boots? That doesn't help the Wonder Twins track down Lex Luther, does it?"

@Spartan_1986@infosec.exchange In principle, I agree that adding some sort of friction is good.

I can't imagine running a bug bounty program these days. Everyone with an AI subscription thinking they're hot shit and submitting pages and pages of nonsense must wear people down. https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/intel-suspends-bug-bounty-program-that-paid-up-to-usd100-000-per-flaw-new-intigriti-disclosure-program-offers-no-rewards

@ThePiGuy24@meemu.org I just took 2d6 psychic damage.

Ben Affleck, standing outside a building smoking a cigarette.

@andyb@mastodon.au nearly perfect. in the last scene with the tiered cupcakes, he should have said "happy birthday".

@Diami03@infosec.exchange I don't know about you. When that happened to me, I went back to my car and just stared into space and asked "what the fuck am I supposed to do now?".