Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
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I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off.
Part cyborg. 🦻
I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why.
If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too.
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin
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Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Fuck the ABS census. This is the only question that matters: HOW MANY CATS LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE? #census
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Oh fuck me.
I’m down the club for a drink and our state MP is here.
Tempted to tell him to fuck himself.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
I've been sitting home all day waiting for a tradie who was supposed to be here between 8am and 12pm. It's now 4pm and I'm assuming they'll be a complete no-show.
Booked a day of annual leave for this, which is now wasted.
Angry emails are now being sent.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Interesting experience today.
Ordered a couple products online from Direct Chemist Outlet for pickup at the local store. Received an email that said order received, we'll let you know when ready. Cool.
1pm and no email. I didn't expect it to be ready nor did they say it would be ready in a certain timeframe, however it was two small items they had stock of. I was going to the shops anyway, so rocked in to the pharmacy.
Me: blah blah blah can I grab the order whilst I'm here? Order number is 1234.
Dude: Uh, we have the order but it's not ready yet.
Me: Yeah, but can I grab it anyway if I'm here?
Dude: It's still processing. We'll process it Monday and it'll be ready for pickup on Tuesday.
Me: .... but you have the items in stock on the shelf. If I walk over and get them, can I take them and we finalise the order? I can't wait until Tuesday for these.
Dude: No. You have to wait until we process the order and then you can come back on Tuesday to collect it. Or you can buy them separately and we can cancel the online order for store credit.
Long story short it took another staff member and a manager and I walked out with the products.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
I like how we're living in a timeline where it's necessary to check if something is satire or not.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Me: *changes the cat's litter trays*
Toby, a cat: "Hmm, I think I'll take a shit on the carpet"
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
What The Guardian isn't telling us is David Penman is a fucking loony who quite literally threatens legal action against anyone who doesn't rate his shitty AirBNB 5 stars and doesn't leave a glowing review.
The moron was also charged after he threatened and harassed someone who left a poor review on Google.
He's also been harassing Hepburn Shire councillors for years, to the point they attempted to get an intervention order taken out against him.
He's a fucking nutjob.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
What's Albo telling us here?
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
CDN and storage fees can really add up if you're not careful. :(
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Received an email today from my electricity retailer.
"YOUR RATES ARE CHANGING".
Fuck me sideways they are actually going down.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Hmm, yes.
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Penis
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Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
RE: @DaveWhittle@mastodon.social
BuT iF yOu HaVe DoNe NoThInG wRoNg YoU hAvE nOtHiNg To WoRrY aBoUt!
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Please be informed Werribee Zoo has babby lion.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Due to my disability, I have a smart smoke detector at home. The unit needs replacing in about 12 months time. It would be a like-for-like replacement. Same product and just swap it out. The replacement cost is about $200.
There is no change in my requirements or supports here. It's simply purchasing a piece of assistive technology that requires replacement for safety reasons.
However, I've been told simply buying a replacement and swapping it is not permitted.
Instead, I need to approach an OT for a home-based assessment, who must then prepare a report recommending the smoke detector be replaced. This report is costed at about $400.
So the new smoke detector is no longer $200. It's now $600. All because of bureaucratic procedural bullshit.
THIS is why the NDIS costs so much. Stop putting the blame on participants relying on the NDIS for supports just to live their fucking lives.
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
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