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Andy B

@andyb@mastodon.au
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Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au

I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off.

Part cyborg. 🦻

I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why.

If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.”
- George Carlin

183 Followers
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Joined April 21, 2025
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https://andyblu.me/
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · 3d ago
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @Kneewax@fosstodon.org
@Kneewax@fosstodon.org cheese.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · 3d ago
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Fuck the ABS census. This is the only question that matters: HOW MANY CATS LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE? #census

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Aug 06, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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This week's episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is completely fucking stupid and ridiculous and I legitimately loved every single second of it. #startrek
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 21, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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There's a section of road near my house that runs through a shopping precint. Because of this it's a 40km/h zone. However, because there's a school adjacent, it is a 40km/h zone 8am-9.30am & 2.30pm-4pm. There's also some long term council roadworks happening, so it's a 40km/h roadworks zone.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 17, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Oh fuck me.

I’m down the club for a drink and our state MP is here.

Tempted to tell him to fuck himself.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 17, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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I've been sitting home all day waiting for a tradie who was supposed to be here between 8am and 12pm. It's now 4pm and I'm assuming they'll be a complete no-show.

Booked a day of annual leave for this, which is now wasted.

Angry emails are now being sent.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 17, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Interesting experience today.

Ordered a couple products online from Direct Chemist Outlet for pickup at the local store. Received an email that said order received, we'll let you know when ready. Cool.

1pm and no email. I didn't expect it to be ready nor did they say it would be ready in a certain timeframe, however it was two small items they had stock of. I was going to the shops anyway, so rocked in to the pharmacy.

Me: blah blah blah can I grab the order whilst I'm here? Order number is 1234.

Dude: Uh, we have the order but it's not ready yet.

Me: Yeah, but can I grab it anyway if I'm here?

Dude: It's still processing. We'll process it Monday and it'll be ready for pickup on Tuesday.

Me: .... but you have the items in stock on the shelf. If I walk over and get them, can I take them and we finalise the order? I can't wait until Tuesday for these.

Dude: No. You have to wait until we process the order and then you can come back on Tuesday to collect it. Or you can buy them separately and we can cancel the online order for store credit.

Long story short it took another staff member and a manager and I walked out with the products.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 17, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

I like how we're living in a timeline where it's necessary to check if something is satire or not.

https://www.betootaadvocate.com/victorian-liberals-make-campaign-promise-to-bring-back-the-level-crossings/

Victorian Liberals Make Campaign Promise To Bring Back The Level Crossings
The Betoota Advocate

Victorian Liberals Make Campaign Promise To Bring Back The Level Crossings

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian Liberal party have this morning revealed their intention to commission a report to supporting the call to bring back the level crossings.  Looking to p

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 17, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

Me: *changes the cat's litter trays*

Toby, a cat: "Hmm, I think I'll take a shit on the carpet"

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 15, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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What The Guardian isn't telling us is David Penman is a fucking loony who quite literally threatens legal action against anyone who doesn't rate his shitty AirBNB 5 stars and doesn't leave a glowing review.

The moron was also charged after he threatened and harassed someone who left a poor review on Google.

He's also been harassing Hepburn Shire councillors for years, to the point they attempted to get an intervention order taken out against him.

He's a fucking nutjob.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/14/hepburn-shire-council-daylesford-victoria-legal-action-against-local-councillors

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 15, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

What's Albo telling us here?

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 15, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

CDN and storage fees can really add up if you're not careful. :(

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 14, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Received an email today from my electricity retailer.

"YOUR RATES ARE CHANGING".

Fuck me sideways they are actually going down.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 13, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Oooh.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Jul 11, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Family-Friendly Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Hmm.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 17, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au
Replying to @decryption@aus.social
@decryption@aus.social Just put a notice "THIS FEED IS FOR PAID SUBSCRIBERS ONLY". People on the internet are kind and honest, and won't use it if they've not paid for it.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 12, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

Seeing these side by side makes me angry beyond anything I can describe.

#budget #auspol

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 11, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Hmm, yes.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 09, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

Penis

#Penis

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 06, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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RE: @railpage@mastodon.social

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 06, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @georgeharito@mastodon.au
@georgeharito@mastodon.au I do look forward to the next time this customer asks for something beyond the norm. Always helped them in the past. From here on it will be "sorry, I can't do that".
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 06, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @decryption@aus.social
@decryption@aus.social yeah I agree. I did mention this to the boss this morning and he said "fuck em", so there's that.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 06, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au
A work story: Last week I was on at a customer site performing some work. They were in a situation and I went out of my way to help them out, beyond the scope of what I'm required to do. Why? Because it wasn't a big deal, despite causing some mild inconvenience to me. Yesterday afternoon I was at the same customer site. Did what I needed to do, and before I left asked if I could use their gents. "No, sorry. Staff only." They'll never get anything out of me again, beyond what I'm required to do.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 04, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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RE: @DaveWhittle@mastodon.social

BuT iF yOu HaVe DoNe NoThInG wRoNg YoU hAvE nOtHiNg To WoRrY aBoUt!

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · May 02, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au

Please be informed Werribee Zoo has babby lion.

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 23, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @uep@timeloop.cafe
@uep@timeloop.cafe
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 23, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Boosted by oxy @oxy@social.bsdlab.au
Govt: We're making changes to the NDIS because it costs too much money. This will mean kicking some participants off the scheme whilst others will see a reduction in budgets, supports and services. Also Govt:
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 22, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @voltagex@aus.social
@voltagex@aus.social Yeah, it's just a Google Nest. As far as I can tell it's the only thing that can really integrate into a smart home and isn't cheap shit.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 22, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Due to my disability, I have a smart smoke detector at home. The unit needs replacing in about 12 months time. It would be a like-for-like replacement. Same product and just swap it out. The replacement cost is about $200.

There is no change in my requirements or supports here. It's simply purchasing a piece of assistive technology that requires replacement for safety reasons.

However, I've been told simply buying a replacement and swapping it is not permitted.

Instead, I need to approach an OT for a home-based assessment, who must then prepare a report recommending the smoke detector be replaced. This report is costed at about $400.

So the new smoke detector is no longer $200. It's now $600. All because of bureaucratic procedural bullshit.

THIS is why the NDIS costs so much. Stop putting the blame on participants relying on the NDIS for supports just to live their fucking lives.

#NDIS

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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 18, 2026
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@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social
@ObsidianUrbex am hearing impaired and use devices. Personally don’t give two arse shitting fucks the terminology used, as long as it’s respectful and it comes from a place of good intent.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 12, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @WorfEmail@mas.to
@WorfEmail *discreet
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Apr 04, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @mattrobertson@aus.social
@mattrobertson ayyy they're introducing persistent verification very soon, so it'll do away with this nonsense
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Feb 20, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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Replying to @CARROT@mastodon.social
@CARROT@mastodon.social excellent news, this has given me an erection.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Feb 14, 2026
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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dis me
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Sep 22, 2025
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

mastodon.au
Replying to @jpm@aus.social
@jpm@aus.social I've no idea about this as I actively avoid children wherever possible.
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Andy B @andyb@mastodon.au · Sep 22, 2025
Andy B
@andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: https://rewardcards.au I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off. Part cyborg. 🦻 I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why. If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too. "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

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