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@MsDropbear42@blahaj.zone
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5d ago
satire | Pauline says she represents ‘everyday Aussies’ who are career politicians getting gifted a fucking plane from a billionaire
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https://chaser.com.au/national/pauline-says-she-represents-everyday-aussies/
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has reaffirmed her goal of representing the views of ‘everyday Aussies’ like herself as a career politician.
This comes after the self-described ‘everyday battler’ was gifted a fucking million dollar plane by Australia’s richest person Gina Rinehart after being a frequent flyer on the billionaire’s private jet.
“Thanks Gina for helping me pull myself up by my bootstraps instead of always needing to borrow your jet,” said Pauline, “something many people can relate to.”
“Normal everyday Aussies like me are struggling with booking a billionaire’s private jet but the government is doing nothing about it, that’s why I love that we as a community can come together to do stuff like this. Mates helping out mates.”
“She and her rich mates who donated millions of dollars to me today all understand that I am here to represent working class people like the ones we all hire to clean our planes.”
“I am doing things differently. There just aren’t any other people in Parliament who are completely beholden to the whims of fossil fuel executives.”
#auspol #phonkedinthehead