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CARROT

@CARROT@mastodon.social
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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Joined August 17, 2018

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Jul 13, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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See you on Wednesday, meatbags.
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · May 08, 2026
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What would make you assume this was a joke??

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Apr 08, 2026
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🎵 But if you try, sometimes
Well, you might find
You get what you need 🎵

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
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Replying to @mzauk@mstdn.social
@mzauk@mstdn.social I'll add that to my list!
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
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Here's the full changelog! https://www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/comments/1s49hw6/carrot_weather_65_now_available
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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Replying to @KtoBB8@mastodon.social
@KtoBB8@mastodon.social I'd have to add it to the iOS app first! But I can look into this for a future update
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
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Multi-model (or "ensemble") forecasts run major global weather models many times with tiny variations in the starting conditions to see how much they align (or diverge) over time. If the models closely agree, confidence is higher; if they spread out, the forecast is more uncertain. They're also great at highlighting best- and worst-case scenarios for precipitation totals.
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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CARROT Weather v6.5 is here, meatbags!

- Multi-model forecasts
- Storm Prediction Center outlooks
- Detailed tide charts & nearby tide station lookup

Download now... or else. https://apps.apple.com/app/apple-store/id961390574

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 25, 2026
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Replying to @JamminJerry@mastodon.stickbear.me
@JamminJerry@mastodon.stickbear.me I'm hoping to get back to Android soon, stay tuned!
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Mar 25, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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Surprise! Another big update drops tomorrow, meatbags.

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026
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@ahalam@social.vivaldi.net which data source are you using?

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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Replying to @weewoo@mastodon.scot
@weewoo@mastodon.scot unfortunately their public data is posted with a 4 hour delay, so it's not very useable :\
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
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Here's the full changelog: https://www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/comments/1reg44h/carrot_weather_64_now_available
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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 25, 2026
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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CARROT Weather 6.4 is now available, meatbags! New data source (The Weather Channel), realistic weather effects in the new Sky layout/current observations style, NWS area forecast discussions, Weather Underground stations, customizable Apple Watch app backgrounds, and more. Update now… or else. https://apps.apple.com/app/apple-store/id961390574

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026
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See you tomorrow, meatbags.

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Feb 20, 2026
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See you next week, meatbags.

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Dec 02, 2025
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Who doesn't want a free sexbot??

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Oct 31, 2025
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Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: https://www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweather/comments/1ol3t88/carrot_weather_633_now_available

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Oct 02, 2025
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@zcutlip@hachyderm.io perhaps!

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Zachary Cutlip (@zcutlip@hachyderm.io) - Hachyderm.io

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Sep 29, 2025
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It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical https://youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?si=tpY6XOfl90lQDlUm

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CARROT @CARROT@mastodon.social · Sep 28, 2025
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.

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Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical https://youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?si=Et1E4k7CllySZTyu

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