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Even my brain has certs (asd,adhd,...)
Gender: a threat model (they/them/idc)

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🏅 2026 top menace of the Fediverse

30616 Followers

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Joined November 11, 2022

Main² (HTown)🥗:

https://masto.hackers.town/@catsalad

Main³ (Floof)🌈:

https://lgbtqia.space/@catsalad

🔺🔻:

https://mastodon.social/@catsalad

Github:

https://github.com/devsalad

Keyoxide:

https://keyoxide.org/534C7832701F8A6612D289B1A2F5593628046A9E

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 3d ago

Replying to @GrahamFluster@mastodon.social

@GrahamFluster@mastodon.social The finest of rumble scarfs!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 3d ago

RE: https://mstdn.social/@rysiek/117077198717825135 Employees are now responsible for generating their own electricity. The AI datacenters demand it!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 3d ago

Replying to on toot.cat

@archibald@toot.cat Noooo 😭

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 3d ago

Boosted by

Scary Austin @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

Follow-up video of all 13 kitties in the car 😹

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 3d ago

Sometimes the cat distribution system gives you 1, other times 13.

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

Replying to on vox.ominous.net

@occult@vox.ominous.net @prahou@merveilles.town Facts!

How to generate more boosts? Cats

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

meow

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

RE: https://soc.mldkyt.com/@webmarkov/117067944848352126 me too!! meow :3

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

Replying to @maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town

Nooo, @maddiefuzz@masto.hackers.town! 😭

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

VGA (4k) 🎨by @shapoco@misskey.io https://misskey.io/notes/apjo21jv9eq902xk

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 4d ago

The mighty predator walks home with its prey–wait, is that fried chicken? Where'd you get that?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Boosted by

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Thwarted again

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

meow

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

RE: https://meow.social/@Bwee/117063196401940360

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

I love you, therefore you are loved There is no escape– muyhahaha!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

My AI went rogue and decided to take another nap

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Mama-nyan!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Replying to on mastodon.well.com

@rk@mastodon.well.com So full of hopes and dreams!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Boosted by

Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social

With RAM, storage, and soon, motherboards being unaffordable, it's time to dust off some older hardware!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Replying to @gadse@chaos.social

@gadse@chaos.social Whatever you did apologize to that kitty right now! 😭

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Replying to @GrahamFluster@mastodon.social

@GrahamFluster@mastodon.social You can impress a girl Pabu by giving them a block of cheese ice cube

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 5d ago

Gender: Engineering

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

acab :3

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

Replying to @jdblair@hachyderm.io

@jdblair@hachyderm.io @quixoticgeek@social.v.st @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange @hacks4pancakes@infosec.exchange Also, in addition to a section to select a tip on the payment terminal, there is a slot machine like mechanic for what we like to call the tip² fee. Luckily, you get three tries per check.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

NASA's Curiosity Rover discovers honeycomb textures, begins tasting* them. https://www.nasa.gov/missions/mars-science-laboratory/curiosity-rover/nasas-curiosity-mars-rover-discovers-field-of-honeycomb-textures/ *taking photos of

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NASA’s Curiosity Mars Rover Discovers Field of Honeycomb Textures - NASA

As NASA’s Curiosity rover recently began climbing up a Martian valley nicknamed “Valle Grande,” it sent back images that were a familiar sight to mission

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

Replying to @eri@mk.moth.zone

@eri@mk.moth.zone well...

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · 6d ago

👁️⁠👅⁠👁️

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 07, 2026

Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange 1.) Add AI to your name 2.) Become fashion model 3.) Get out of jail free for hacking!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 07, 2026

Spiderman, but kitten instead of webs

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @passocacornio@tech.lgbt

@passocacornio@tech.lgbt My showers use 440v, because more volts is always better near water!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space

@captainvellalives@lgbtqia.space @ellis@transfem.social I do have an list from 2024 (which is most of them but includes inactive/closed ones) https://gist.github.com/devsalad/36092f185cf2a965e6a2709294d16a0e I swear, I'll update it one day 😭

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All CatSalad accounts 2024

All CatSalad accounts 2024. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

My network of catsalad accounts has become ‘too big to fail’ 1 trillion dollars please!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @thierna@mastodon.green

@thierna@mastodon.green @me Oh and drive-thru liquor stores 🥴

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@masek/117032244916995743 You must be cleaned, hooman!

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Martin Seeger @masek@infosec.exchange

I have no idea what I did wrong, but the kittens were determined to lick me into shape. cc @catsalad@infosec.exchange

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @batkaren@mastodon.online

@batkaren@mastodon.online "My premenstrual batteries are drained"

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @ancient_catbus@jorts.horse

@ancient_catbus@jorts.horse This is the way! :3

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

⚠️ My posts are known to the state of California to cause toxoplasmosis 🦠

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @me@social.jlamothe.net

@me The US is car-centric, we even have rows of car lines to deposit and withdraw money from our running vehicles using pneumatic tubes!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @kajer@infosec.exchange LoL? No, LoE 😁

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 06, 2026

Boosted by

Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social

What are you looking at, landlubber?

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

There is no illiteracy in America, only il⁠gallon⁠acy

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange Fedilab did NOT like the 1000 cattes in my notifications with auto-expand on for CWs lol

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

You monster! Lol @cR0w@infosec.exchange

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Replying to @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange

@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @mycrowgirl@flipping.rocks I thought this was the land of FREEDOM!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Replying to @cR0w@infosec.exchange

Caps Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@cR0w@infosec.exchange MY CAT PHOTOS MUST BE SHARED!

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Replying to @iftas@mastodon.iftas.org

@iftas@mastodon.iftas.org Still no word from sigmoid.social though, I assume. Local timeline there is quite bot infested 😬

Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/117045200596075081 Yippee! 🎉 #FuckAI

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Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

All memory on track to be manufactured in 2027 by Samsung, SK hynix, and Micron is now sold out, with no additional supply planned. https://www.digitimes.com.tw/tech/dt/n/shwnws.asp?CnlID=1&id=0000763847_DVY7YHX65GMLYZ6UQEEMP

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Offered some of my salad via the pneumatic tube to the drive-thru bank teller, but she declined. Understandable, since most people like dressing on their 🥗 as well. Which kind should I offer next time?

Ranch

15.1% (43)

Honey Mustard

20.1% (57)

Bleu Cheese

28.9% (82)

Balsamic Vinegar

33.8% (96)

A secret fifth thing

26.8% (76)

284 votes Poll closed

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Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) @catsalad@infosec.exchange · Aug 05, 2026

Moon's haunted 🌖

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NASA’s Curiosity Mars Rover Discovers Field of Honeycomb Textures - NASA

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Offered some of my salad via the pneumatic tube to the drive-thru bank teller, but she declined. Understandable, since most people like dressing on their 🥗 as well. Which kind should I offer next time?

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