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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @elithebearded@fed.qaz.red

@elithebearded@fed.qaz.red @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems the first thing, yes.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jul 01, 2026

Replying to @snarkysteff@mastodon.online

@snarkysteff@mastodon.online yes, but the nazis are on their screens too; arguably they are more likely to see one there than on the street (ICE notwithstanding). so, doesn't _quite_ work.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 27, 2026

asking for #advice again, sorry. i'm now officially #diabetic (type 2) and looking to control it with diet. (hence the last request for advice.) information about nutrition on the internet has always been a hot mess, more so in these days of so-called "Al". can anyone reccomend an _authoritative_ source on the amount of carbohydrate in basic foods? searching online i see *wildly* different numbers for, eg, potato. i don't mind buying a book. feel free to boost.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange thank you!

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 10, 2026

Replying to @infobeautiful@vis.social

@infobeautiful@vis.social not every creative thing — not even half of them — make it to six. but, yes.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 10, 2026

Replying to @HI_Greens@mastodon.scot

@HI_Greens@mastodon.scot arguably the whole point of society is standing up good things despite them being otherwise "unsustainable".

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 05, 2026

**Labour will make AI ‘work for the workers’, says Liz Kendall**

> Liz Kendall has insisted Labour will make artificial intelligence “work for workers”, and not abandon people whose jobs are swept away by its rapid advance.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jun/05/labour-will-make-ai-work-for-workers-liz-kendall

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 04, 2026

I put the kettle on, the wise man's song for you
I took a needle and thread to make amends with you
And the tape rolls on, another year gone
And I await your cue

I put the kettle on
The wise man's song
For you

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 04, 2026

@glynmoody@mastodon.social

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @janamarie@mystical.garden

@janamarie@mystical.garden Amusing of them but rather missing the point: presumably any depiction of a unicorn without a horn might well be because someone was supposed to have cut the horn off? (There was genuinely a big trade in Narwhal horns, sold as unicorn horns. It was a whole thing. Or a part of a thing, I suppose?)

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 25, 2026

Replying to @MissConstrue@mefi.social

@MissConstrue@mefi.social

Da Pope has dropped an #encyclical

i do hope the wheels aren't bent…

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 22, 2026

Replying to @emf@social.emfcamp.org

@emf@social.emfcamp.org seems like a neat solution that deserves adoption in a lot of places…

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 15, 2026

Replying to @ReggieHere@mastodon.social

@ReggieHere@mastodon.social @PoliceStateUK@mastodon.me.uk assuming it does get better, not worse. #ModelCollapse

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 14, 2026

Replying to @vanellopemint@mastodon.art

@vanellopemint@mastodon.art charcoal… :)

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 14, 2026

Replying to @phocks@bne.social

@phocks@bne.social speaks to how many houses the folks that can set the agenda of the media have…

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 14, 2026

#microfiction
Once i had all the safety gear on – and there was a lot – they led me to a giant steel door.

"I thought," I said, having to raise my voice to be heard through the layers of padding in the helmet, "that you were hiring an IT manager?"

"We are," they said, beckoning me over and throwing open a little port in the door.

They indicated that I should look through the port. Hot red light poured through it.

"Behold: IT."

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 14, 2026

Replying to @mjd@mathstodon.xyz

@mjd@mathstodon.xyz @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

It has stood in the same place for five thousand years, and whether it stands there for five thousand more will not be affected by any amount of licking.

i feel like the reason not to lick random parts of the ambient is rarely because YOU will damage IT

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 12, 2026

Replying to @Strandjunker@mstdn.social

@Strandjunker@mstdn.social the key to understanding is definitely the quote marks

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 11, 2026

Replying to @GeofCox@climatejustice.social

@GeofCox@climatejustice.social @ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us the people on this rally were not all extreme right. so, sadly, things have got a bit beyond that.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social that's going to make counting sheep harder, though

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @CiaraNi@mastodon.green

@CiaraNi@mastodon.green i didn't say "in court".

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @IndyRichard@mastodon.scot

@IndyRichard@mastodon.scot the daily express rebranding itself just for scotland with the flag 'n' all? ew. false flag indeed. that they talk the same sort of bollocks down here is, i imagine, cold comfort

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @CiaraNi@mastodon.green

@CiaraNi@mastodon.green well, either it's true or it isn't. i'm all for metaphor, but he's presenting the statement as evidence; that's not the time for it.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @mos_8502@studio8502.ca

@mos_8502@studio8502.ca @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social I can call you betty…

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @RikerGoogling@mas.to

@RikerGoogling@mas.to hello to you too, human species!

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @caroline@chaosfem.tw

@caroline@chaosfem.tw admirable logic, but teachable moment about picking the wrong metric

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026

Replying to @IndyRichard@mastodon.scot

@IndyRichard@mastodon.scot i have questions (which you are not obligated to answer):

who the hell are "scottish express"? false flag account? ALBA? one nutcase pretending to be a newspaper?
weren't the SNP already in hollyrood??
what has the lady with shoulders got to do with anything???

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 09, 2026

Replying to @CiaraNi@mastodon.green

@CiaraNi@mastodon.green @agturcz@circumstances.run @antygon@mastodon.com.pl i mean, i don't want to diss the lad, i feel he's onto something. but do *no* young people dance? that seems hopelessly broad.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 09, 2026

Replying to @swelljoe@mas.to

@swelljoe@mas.to so… 4%? probably more important to ask where the other 94% goes?

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 08, 2026

Replying to @s0@cathode.church

@s0@cathode.church dammmit i was voting for pools with weird names

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 08, 2026

Replying to @RikerGoogling@mas.to

@RikerGoogling@mas.to goodness, that's dangerous. you should call an amber alert.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 07, 2026

Replying to @ItsTheManOnTheMoon@timeloop.cafe

@ItsTheManOnTheMoon@timeloop.cafe nobody gets monty python references! our chief weapon is surprise … surprise and obscurity … fear and surprise and obscurity … i'll come in again.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 07, 2026

Replying to @revk@toot.me.uk

@revk@toot.me.uk @lectronz@mastodon.social just link to the thing and say: "reminder that i made a thing, and you can buy it if you like". so long as you're not tooting twenty of those a week, i'm good with that. maybe hashtag it if you're feeling paranoid. edit: lectronics looks really interesting. followed. money will be spent.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 06, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad @simonzerafa @bagder @jerry that's not surprising. what about 292277026596-04-11, though?

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 06, 2026

Replying to @futzle@old.mermaid.town

@futzle@old.mermaid.town @Unixbigot@aus.social Tim Curry

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 06, 2026

Replying to @tacitus@mastodon.gamedev.place

@tacitus@mastodon.gamedev.place @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place the "X" in "XML" stands for "XML", obviously.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 06, 2026

Replying to @bloodravenlib@mas.to

@bloodravenlib don't put anything that fizzes or ferments into an airtight container. don't do that. for what is not, for some reason, obvious reasons.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 05, 2026

Replying to @RikerGoogling@mas.to

@RikerGoogling trombone, tromboner, trombonest.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 05, 2026

Replying to @catmisgivings@stranger.social

@catmisgivings well now i'm invested in the whole story. what did the school do? did the cops end up looking like idiots? of course, you're under no obligation to say.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

Replying to @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk

@neil or my coal-fired barbecue

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

**Labour MPs say ‘endless drama’ of leadership speculation must stop**

Well, there's an easy way for that to happen…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/04/labour-mps-say-endless-drama-of-leadership-speculation-must-stop

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

37% of americans approve of trump as president. THIRTY-SEVEN PERCENT.

i mean, okay, there's some statistical hand-waving in there; it's an average across questions. but. but.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

Replying to @trainguyrom@techhub.social

@trainguyrom@techhub.social @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange mate, i live here, and *i'm* not sure it's real

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

Replying to @mcc@mastodon.social

@mcc luckily i brought a blue button with me for just such a contingency.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2026

Replying to @Unixbigot@aus.social

@Unixbigot goodness, so many bluetooth devices in range, and i have no idea what they are! (i'm in my house at 4am)

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @jalefkowit@vmst.io

@jalefkowit the touch panel? how do you know if demo mode is on, other than the smell, eventually?

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @anneroth@systemli.social

@anneroth@systemli.social "confession" — nope.

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @globalmuseum@mastodon.online

@globalmuseum is this the one the victorians held dinner parties inside?

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @ZenHeathen@beige.party

@ZenHeathen @courtcan UK here. recent article in The Guardian (a newspaper) that … explained why the US had military bases in Europe … I mean, how could you not know about NATO and WW2??

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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobe @fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026

Replying to @floatybirb@mastodon.social

@floatybirb rok

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