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Sorry I'm making something of my life at an arcade unlike you losers
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Hmm
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This absolutely BANGS on a real soundsystem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9BLMNn0PrQ
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Ghostbusters Corvette playing the Ghostbusters theme song in my Sunday night adventure around the city
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Great example: Try to generate a "pregnant plane," something a 5-year-old could draw, and you'll get nothing from an AI model.
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You may think this is silly, but USB-based malware is absolutely still a thing in some countries.
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POV: Your girlfriend realizes you're the person her parents said you were
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I have to report Obsession is as devastatingly good as everyone is losing their minds over. Even if you think you've seen spoilers you really haven't. Long to explain but see it in a REAL theater IMO. I was at a 12:05AM show and was still packed.
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Holy crap he got it
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RE: @josephcox@infosec.exchange
Not your hardware, not your girlfriend.
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If you have old unique video games you can sell them on ebay for good money sometimes.
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Quake III Arena was one of the only video games ever released for Linux.
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Does anyone have an infographic of which kind of furries can breed. Like a mandalorian chart.
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Fun Fact: Your WiFi access point needs to know what country it's in because of important laws about specific radio powers and channels and other functionality. It can be super-complicated! For example, DFS detects radar pulses and switches frequency for safety.
https://git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/wens/wireless-regdb.git/tree/db.txt?id=HEAD
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When Responder forces a NetBIOS election and wins
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1.) Wake up
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New @engineerguy.bsky.social video:
The engineering of copper extraction, which even now we plan to need 50% more of for transition to electrification.
https://youtu.be/7vN614cPqTM
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RFK Jr in 2001
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Damn. Ding ding ding ding. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXw3DgiKWg1/
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My top two angels I'd let hit (my geofront)
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You know those Brother laser printers everyone tells you to buy? This one is 7 years old, has been in bubble wrap in storage for two years, and I've never touched the toner. Today I unwrapped it, plugged it in, and immediately printed 4 pages from my phone lol.
https://www.theverge.com/tech/641940/best-printer-2025-just-buy-a-brother-laser-printer-middle-finger-in-the-air
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they pavloving Microsoft employees dawg
