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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jul 14, 2026

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Replying to @MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social

@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social @closeted_unionist@mastodon.social I thought the apocalypse would be cooler.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jul 07, 2026

Replying to @amin@polymaths.social

@amin@polymaths.social only a 404 loads

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jul 01, 2026

Replying to @foone@digipres.club

@foone@digipres.club Does that make August Gay Sloth month? I can only imagine a whole month of Pride and Wrath will be tiring.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jun 07, 2026

Replying to @cabel@social.panic.com

@cabel@social.panic.com If this cut got any deeper we'd need John Cameron to fetch it back.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 24, 2026

Replying to @joe@f.duriansoftware.com

@joe@f.duriansoftware.com familiarity is far more important than consistency. And everyone seems to get both of those concepts mixed up. It’s important that it works and that it does so in an intuitive and discoverable way. Insisting on it being the same as some other thing shouldn’t be prioritized over any of those.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @yakmacker@society.kalli.st

@yakmacker@society.kalli.st @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social it’s ok they also don’t know what’s in the Iliad.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @drahardja@sfba.social

@drahardja@sfba.social Synthesized Legally Offensive Pablum

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 09, 2026

Replying to @skinnylatte@hachyderm.io

@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io honestly I think the US has the worst McDonalds food. Even UK was better.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 09, 2026

Replying to @triz@normal.style

@triz@normal.style Besides everything else you mention we should all keep in mind that "selling widgets" is a suckers game in today's hyper-financialized, rentier economy.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @schwa@mastodon.social

@schwa @joe So… Dune's empire is basically a narcostate?

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman @Pettet8 Apparently rich people are motivated by being given money while poor people are motivated by having money taken away. Funny how that works.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 02, 2026

@maaikees@sw-development-is.social I always say that I got into computers because I didn’t want to deal with people.

AND YET… 🤣

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @chikl@digitalcourage.social

@chikl @mathowie it’s ok place is known to be a toxic hellhole to work at and most of the competent ones left a while ago.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 02, 2026

Replying to @itsfoss@mastodon.social

@itsfoss Not as much as I hate people who use Comic Sans for their meme needs.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @andrewnez@mastodon.social

@andrewnez@mastodon.social Wrong. GitHub Actions have GitHub Consequences. Just like if you GitHub Fuck Around you'll eventually GitHub Find Out.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 30, 2026

Feeling called out by the Onion today: https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @timbray@cosocial.ca

@timbray@cosocial.ca I approve of the repeated application of radical freedom to AI bros. In fact I would suggest steel toed boots in order to protect the delicate feet of radical freedomators.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @jhwgh1968@chaos.social

@jhwgh1968 @camertron He's popped around a few times through the years for this and that and been surprisingly normal about all of it.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 24, 2026

Replying to @samlitzinger@journa.host

@samlitzinger They won't be able to defend themselves when Andorra invades with their navy.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @mergesort@macaw.social

@mergesort@macaw.social This does not help falsify my overarching theory that all the numbers are made up.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @energisch_@troet.cafe

@energisch_ @smeg the only problem with having baby elephants around is that you’ll also have very protective adult elephants around and you don’t speak good enough elephant to clear out any potential misunderstanding.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @Gh0stlyM0use@mastodon.social

@Gh0stlyM0use @Natasha_Jay it’s mostly the “wellness”/supplement industry. Most normies are somewhat receptive to crackpot arguments but quickly stop doing that when life or death is involved. Having modern medicine actually cure cancer reliably would greatly diminish their business prospects.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @ky@mathstodon.xyz

@ky @lnkvt @ionica This is why all the Quantum day parties are always just a bunch of people who happened to be around.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @kravietz@agora.echelon.pl

@kravietz@agora.echelon.pl @futuresprog@mastodon.nzoss.nz If you think the supply chain of renewables is problematic, you should check the supply chain for nuclear energy.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 14, 2026

Replying to @lnkvt@mastodon.social

@lnkvt @ionica you can observe quantum day but then you don’t know when it happens.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 13, 2026

Replying to @grickle@mstdn.social

@grickle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLofIQXXw8w&pp=ygUvdGhlIHBlYXNhbnRzIGFyZSByZXZvbHRpbmcgaGlzdG9yeSBvZiB0aGUgd29ybGQ%3D

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 11, 2026

Replying to @samir@mastodon.functional.computer

@samir Ok we're very much past the "walk down to the river and spend half a day" era of laundry but it still is a process that requires significant human supervision.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 11, 2026

Replying to @samir@mastodon.functional.computer

@samir Instead of getting a robot that does the laundry and washes dishes so I can spend my time being creative, I get a thing that fakes creativity so I can spend my time doing laundry and washing dishes. This is the most disappointing dystopia possible.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @MLE_online@social.afront.org

@MLE_online@social.afront.org I don’t know if I can deal with goatee-flavored candy.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 10, 2026

Replying to @trwnh@mastodon.social

@trwnh #NotAllFires

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 06, 2026

Replying to @foyglgezang@social.tchncs.de

@foyglgezang@social.tchncs.de @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange no one knows how people actually work. Those who go study psychology at least admit to it.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Apr 04, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman I always say that LinkedIn is the most honest social network because everyone is lying but also everyone knows that everyone is lying so it evens out.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Mar 23, 2026

Replying to @gknauss@mastodon.social

@gknauss She'd better not take the chair for granted 😒 (jk in case it wasn't obvious f those guys)

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Mar 21, 2026

Replying to @catsalad__dup_5@infosec.exchange

@catsalad I’m more of a coffee shop teleporter but that’s because I’m too bougie for my own good. But seriously at least once a week I wake up in the morning doing my thing and suddenly am in a coffee shop latte in hand. Must be aliens.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Feb 01, 2026

Replying to @NanoRaptor__dup_1737@bitbang.social

@NanoRaptor@bitbang.social Those early iPod scrollwheels were wildly inefficient.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jan 28, 2026

Replying to @pheeef@chaos.social

@pheeef@chaos.social I’m not sure whether Security or Boot leave me closer to home.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jan 09, 2026

Replying to @JessTheUnstill__dup_3370@infosec.exchange

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange You never know if someone actually uses it! I wrote https://github.com/omv-libs/swift-identity a few years ago as an offshoot of something I wanted to do at the work I had at the time, then some time last year found that someone was using it at work and gave me a heads up that it ran into some issues with latest tooling. Got nerd sniped into 1: reworking it for the modern world and 2: Bringing it to my current job (it's been really helpful to clean up some of our old messes…).

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Dec 03, 2025

Replying to @designatednerd@mastodon.social

@designatednerd@mastodon.social And in corporate America, they run Dye out 😉

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Nov 03, 2025

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Oct 03, 2025

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange if we make the hinges out of stone, a stonehinge then we get a Stonehingehenge.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Sep 21, 2025

Replying to @augieray@mastodon.social

@augieray@mastodon.social r/asablackman

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 31, 2025

Replying to @pete@mas.to

@pete@mas.to @Infrapink@mastodon.ie @jasongorman@mastodon.cloud @tymwol@hachyderm.io It should also be noted that the people most in love with the bullshit-generating machine make a living out of generating bullshit themselves.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 11, 2025

Replying to @fionafokus@mystical.garden

@fionafokus@mystical.garden Often they are 1x engineers that make everyone else into 0.1x engineers.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jan 01, 2025

Replying to @LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt

@LilahTovMoon@tech.lgbt the writing room for 2020 season six isn’t even pretending to put in an effort anymore.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Oct 12, 2024

Replying to @NireBryce@hachyderm.io

@NireBryce@hachyderm.io tbh my experience has been that after the age of move fast and break things comes the age of move slow and keep breaking things. Not really contradicting you there, but it’s kinda the part that infuriates me the most 😤

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · May 04, 2024

Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange

@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange this explains why it’s taking so long to electrify Caltrain.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jan 03, 2024

Replying to @gwynnion@mastodon.social

@gwynnion@mastodon.social the same way they’ve ever cared about “antisemitism” really.

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Oct 03, 2023

Replying to @emptywheel@mastodon.social

@emptywheel@mastodon.social both sides!

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Sep 21, 2023

Replying to @jessamyn@glammr.us

@jessamyn@glammr.us @snarkout@zirk.us You dawg, I heard you liked sidebars, so we put a sidebar on the sidebar of your sidebar so you can…

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Óscar Morales Vivó @MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social · Jul 22, 2023

Replying to @lydiamiller@mas.to

@lydiamiller@mas.to @ouinne@wandering.shop Ghee Fieri is the mirror universe version who sports a goatee on top of the goatee.

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