samir, a single entendre

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.

samir, a single entendre

@samir@mastodon.functional.computer

Trying very hard to avoid computers, and failing miserably. A 30-something British-born coconut Indian living in Zürich, Switzerland. I speak English, and enough Hochdeutsch to order a pizza. Occasional, inadvertent arsehole. If observed, please call me out. Fascists, racists, Zionists, TERFs, homophobes, and other bigots can fuck right off. PM me for my Signal or Threema handle. This profile is searchable. Admin and sole user of this self-hosted instance.