The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
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The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
Went to give the dog his evening meal.
The dogfood is held in the cupboard above the kettle.
I told the dog I’d feed him, walked up to the cupboard, and automatically put the kettle on without thinking.
I then made a cup of tea.
Only then did I realised he was still looking up expectantly.
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
In a comment that will surprise no one, I LOVE the new #Muse track, Nightshift Superstar. https://youtu.be/p--xk9n1eIM
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
Please can all the nasty “tasks” that people* keep giving me be taken away? Mattie doesn’t want to do “tasks”, Mattie would like to hide in a corner please.
*The people in question setting these tasks was one person - Mattie - who keep volunteering for things. The idiot.
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
RE: @prismnpen@stranger.social
“We fold pride flags small enough to cross a border in a pocket.”
I know this is about the US, but this was part of what was going on in my head when I moved up from England to Scotland.
https://medium.com/prismnpen/the-cost-of-being-seen-pride-2026-poetry-04e27caacf9f
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
My brain went blank just now when I was trying to say “pottery” and ended up describing it as “the poetry of the clay.”
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
The very first #ScottishBordersPride will be being held this year on 29th August in #Galashiels.
Updates being run through Facebook (alas), but if you’re on there and know anyone who’ll who will want to attend, please promote it and help make this a success!
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
“There was a bitterness in his mouth, a feeling as though the beating of his heart could no longer be relied upon.”
Dickie considers his options, and his past… giving us a window on to his and Teddy’s relationship.
The whole of Chapter Eleven is now live:
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
I really should find a way of organising my life so I don’t regularly stay up past 1am.
But, despite all my best efforts, I’ve never been able to.
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
To be fair, the AI listening devices need something to listen to.
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
Just noticed this at my local bookshop, @WedaleBooks@mastodon.scot
Isn’t it lovely?
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy
The oncoming yawn, the collector of Gallifrey, the Keeper of the laundry of Rassilon, the Defender of the Laws of cooking with Thyme, Time’s Companion and occasional fuck buddy