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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 31, 2026

Replying to @openhomefoundation@fosstodon.org

@openhomefoundation@fosstodon.org cool. Because android knows what I’m asking for when I say things and it refuses to do them, especially music controls for 3rd party music apps. #android #googleisevil #googleisfascist

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 31, 2026

Replying to @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk I’m getting a bad link

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social

@Nickiquote@mstdn.social I think it's safe to assume the screwup was not from a Biden hire or Rubio's staff would have called them DEI.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social Nambia is missing.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @paninid@mastodon.world

@paninid@mastodon.world @Kierkegaanks@beige.party oh the lucky falk.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 21, 2026

Replying to @taylorsmith@sunny.garden

@taylorsmith@sunny.garden My motto: "When life gives you lemons, make limoncello."

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 20, 2026

Replying to @Nerde@beige.party

@Nerde@beige.party Feed a chat bot CEO emails, and it learns how to lie.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 20, 2026

I just called the rocketmortgage Chatbot a pathological liar. I invoked the chat to ask where the upload button was for my tax document. It told me. Go to your inbox. I said it’s not there. There’s no button there. Then it told me a different website rocketmortgage.com instead ofrocket.com. I tried that. Nope it took me back to rocket.com. I went to the inbox. There’s no button there. I said there’s no upload button there. The bot told me I needed to contact a client service person to upload the tax statement. Wait a second I said you just told me there was a button for it. Oh, we changed it now you have to talk to a customer rep. Why I asked. Security reasons, it answered. Why didn’t you tell me that in the first place? We recently changed the policy was the answer. Well that stinks. Why did you change the policy? Security reasons was the answer. I said it seems like you’re making up any story you want like an artificial intelligence liar. What’s wrong with you? I understand your frustration it answered. Would you like me to connect you to a customer service person? You’re just trying to get rid of me aren’t you? I answered. You’ll tell any lie just to get rid of me.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @cmconseils@mastodon.social

@cmconseils@mastodon.social just didn’t want my workmates stealing my blank floppies!

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 14, 2026

Replying to @paul@oldfriends.live

@paul@oldfriends.live I hope she got some of that after her attorneys got paid.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 06, 2026

Replying to @valthonis@dice.camp

@valthonis@dice.camp Atlanta? Ben Franklin would hit the brew pubs. And the lonely wives at Whole Foods.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @fakemetrotrains@mastodon.au

@fakemetrotrains@mastodon.au #noaltnoboost

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 03, 2026

Replying to @internetsdairy@mastodon.art

@internetsdairy@mastodon.art Split up the CD’s, Phoebe.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 02, 2026

Replying to @NicksWorld@mastodon.stickbear.me

@NicksWorld@mastodon.stickbear.me @prism@infosec.exchange omg he is such a Dick. #shitpost

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jul 01, 2026

Replying to @ProPublica@newsie.social

@ProPublica@newsie.social #SCOTUS probably using #ai for most decisions.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 26, 2026

Replying to @Niall@mastodon.nz

@Niall@mastodon.nz @quasirealsmiths@beige.party any chance they were on autopilot?

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @shlee@aus.social

@shlee@aus.social “In light of the upcoming Rapture…” “In an abundance of caution, after Satan’s attacks….”

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 10, 2026

Replying to @theropologist@beige.party

@theropologist@beige.party In Beige We Trust.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 04, 2026

Replying to @CGLambdin@mastodon.social

@CGLambdin@mastodon.social damn, there’s already a band called The Infrasonics.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 01, 2026

Replying to @peter@thepit.social

@peter@thepit.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social @bks@mastodon.social so many profiteers from automated death panels, so few Luigis.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · Jun 01, 2026

If it snows that stretch down south will never be the same?

Dude. Your county needs to do better infrastructure planning. It’s Wichita. It’s gonna snow.

https://youtu.be/Q8P_xTBpAcY?si=ryD4xWFTPH9N2bjO

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 31, 2026

This ain’t my first urban rodeo.

From: @CheapPontoon@beige.party
@CheapPontoon@beige.party

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 31, 2026

Ce n'est pas mon premier rodéo urbain

From: @fr@pubeurope.com
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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 30, 2026

#Trump got full checkup from Walter Reed that said he's 6'3" 240lbs. Here's what that body type looks like

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-physician-says-president-excellent-031340404.html

beige.party

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 30, 2026

#MAGA #USpol
Nobody believes you, Pete, that you found a drinking buddy in Pakistan

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 12, 2026

Replying to @dgar@aus.social

@dgar@aus.social

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 12, 2026

Replying to @dgar@aus.social

@dgar@aus.social I was abandoned and coconuts found me and raised me as one of their own. It’s sometimes a shock to remember I myself am not a coconut.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 10, 2026

Replying to @dgar@aus.social

@dgar@aus.social I ignored it and continued scrolling. Margin of error, right?

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 08, 2026

Replying to @WearsHats@realsocial.life

@WearsHats@realsocial.life @dan@discuss.systems "I was told Friday is coming. Why are things not better?"

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 08, 2026

Replying to @wulfric@beige.party

@wulfric@beige.party Loved this movie. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19652910

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 05, 2026

I didn't know they had field events at the #MetGala

#KylieJenner won the sack race.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 05, 2026

Replying to @angiebaby@mas.to

@angiebaby no one even asked Jeeves if he was OK.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 05, 2026

Replying to @DarkAthena@beige.party

@DarkAthena ok true but I never know what to say these days! :) "These young women, we're so proud of them," the high school principal said.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social

@megatronicthronbanks yes everybody in the class action lawsuit knows the keypad combination to get it OUT of demo mode. Samsung has not offered a fix to prevent demo mode. The fridge came with the house. I have a Whirlpool now.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

He’s not dead yet.

But I’ll always remember him, America’s mayor who keeps his hands in his pants in a hotel room with whom he thought was an under age woman.

#Giuliani #maga

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @Noortjevee@mstdn.social

@Noortjevee I'll wager it's someone the US had sanctioned.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @david42@mastodon.online

@david42 And it's not like there's ANYWHERE near my fridge to put a UPS unless I get new kitchen cabinets.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @david42@mastodon.online

@david42 That was discussed in the Samsung class action lawsuit group. Nobody got the UPS to work here’s why. https://howtofixit.net/can-you-run-a-fridge-refrigerator-on-a-ups-battery-backup/

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

So many billionaires, so few nobodies trying to impress Jody Foster.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

#clickBAITspoilers yeh, she analyzes people’s color: “you’re an autumn”

Glamorous!

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @abominabledrh@mastodon.ie

@abominabledrh@mastodon.ie “you remind me a lot of C-3PO” is not a compliment, on my planet.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @abominabledrh@mastodon.ie

@abominabledrh@mastodon.ie does seem to have some underlying issues…

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 04, 2026

Replying to @plausible@fosstodon.org

@plausible@fosstodon.org Seems legit. A/B testing could reduce that. I’d like to see how much traffic is lost lately waiting for cloudflare. I’m sure #cloudflare is getting besieged by #ai crawlers.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @CheapPontoon@beige.party

@jalefkowit @machias I donated my Samsung refrigerator to someone on Facebook who desperately needed a refrigerator. I warned them. Every time the power goes out the fucking refrigerator goes into fucking demo mode when the power is restored which means it looks like it’s cooling, but it’s not cooling which means anytime I’m out of town. I have to have somebody house sit or go by every day in case the fucking power went out or glitched even for a second. When I contacted Samsung about this problem, they acknowledged it, but said for me it’s my fault for living with a shitty power company. I live in a hurricane prone area. The power goes out a lot.. I’m not kidding you the fucking Samsung engineer said that to me get a better source of power. Never buy a Samsung product never never buy a fucking Samsung product never.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @CheapPontoon@beige.party

@jalefkowit @machias

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 03, 2026

Replying to @jalefkowit@vmst.io

@jalefkowit @machias I gave away my Samsung refrigerator. Literally gave it away for no money at all. In the reply to this reply, I will explain why. It has to do with demo mode, but it’s impossible for me to say this without cussing a lot.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @geekysteven@beige.party

@geekysteven@beige.party the twist in Alien is the alien was simply fighting for her reproductive rights.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @grickle@mstdn.social

@grickle they just needed time to think.

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Innocent question. I promise I’m not sealioning. Bandcamp. We’re cool with it? It’s fair to musicians? I should get the app and just leave the music there without downloading it?

#bandcamp #streaming #music

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CheapPontoon @CheapPontoon@beige.party · May 02, 2026

Replying to @bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot

@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot I approve. #AltTextVigilante: for when you’re done asking nicely.

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