Post #785378 · Elektrine

@andyb@mastodon.au If you can't stand the cow keep it out of the kitchen. However I hope the animal didn't get to ingest anything that would be unhealthy for it.

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@Digitual@mastodon.ml 2025-09-22 10:57

@andyb@mastodon.au ну 1 в 1 же @ivanhead@mastodon.ml

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@MarcusMASTO@mas.to 2025-09-22 11:00

@andyb@mastodon.au Where do I get one? Not a cow but a man as patient as this.

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@Invincible_Fall@indieweb.social 2025-09-22 11:14

@andyb@mastodon.au Moo on!

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@malmorrow@mastodon.africa 2025-09-22 11:15

@andyb@mastodon.au Exactly how long have cattle been ‘domesticated’?

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@cowman@nfld.me 2025-09-22 11:18

@andyb@mastodon.au hah, nice!!!

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@gsuberland@chaos.social 2025-09-22 11:21

@andyb@mastodon.au this was weirdly stressful

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@juddy@mastodon.social 2025-09-22 11:31

@andyb@mastodon.au put the cow in the highchair with some hay while you cook

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@dorkomatic@mastodon.social 2025-09-22 11:50

@andyb@mastodon.au That's such a funny looking dog. And so naughty!

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@Chtixof@mamot.fr 2025-09-22 11:53

@andyb@mastodon.au Makes me think to @MadameMollette@piaille.fr 's dog ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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@bed@mastodon.au 2025-09-22 11:55

@andyb@mastodon.au moo

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@dokterjob@mastodon.nl 2025-09-22 12:13

@andyb@mastodon.au what a cow art!

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@realsimon@mastodon.green 2025-09-22 12:18

@andyb@mastodon.au how I feel when literally anybody is in the kitchen with me

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@atlovato@mastodon.social 2025-09-22 12:20

@andyb@mastodon.au - OSCAR Award for Humor. 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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@the_turtle@mastodon.sdf.org 2025-09-22 12:32

@andyb@mastodon.au cows are even more helpful than cats! I actually watched this because we have that same stove.

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@jsit@social.coop 2025-09-22 12:37

@andyb@mastodon.au Elias Herrera: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1uPaxTAAtY

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@seufz@troet.cafe 2025-09-22 13:38

@andyb@mastodon.au This wins the internet and made my whole WEEK. Also: Where can I get that shirt? #cow

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@LalaKroniq@beige.party 2025-09-22 13:56

@andyb@mastodon.au Is it cake? He'll be fine, he has a KitchenAid!

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@latif@toot.community 2025-09-22 14:04

@andyb@mastodon.au 😂😂

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@olivesspeaks@mastodon.world 2025-09-22 14:07

@andyb@mastodon.au I'm disappointed. 😐

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@Tengu@snug.moe 2025-09-22 14:36

@andyb@mastodon.au 100% Cow! :hehehe:

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@ottsatwork@artsio.com 2025-09-22 14:48

@andyb@mastodon.au She likes those sprinkles!

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@guardeddon@mas.to 2025-09-22 14:59

@andyb@mastodon.au There’s devilishment in me that wants this to be an AirBnB’s kitchen or maybe just some random neighbour’s kitchen, someone who left their door unlocked.

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@mason@partychickens.net 2025-09-22 15:01

@andyb@mastodon.au Missing alt text: Cow assists with baking muffins, but as with so many of us, struggles to resist temptation around all the tasty ingredients. The human baker is wearing a tee shirt with a cow logo, wherein the cow is wearing a stocking cap. Several of the ingredients have the same logo applied via stickers.

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@glitchypixel@mastodon.gamedev.place 2025-09-22 15:06

@andyb@mastodon.au My father used to herd cows for milk, and he described their nature as exactly this. They are just big lovely dogs that don't know their own strength, but can learn. He used to play a lot with them, and if you were rough, they were rough, but if you were gentle, they would as well. He eventually left the business because the didn't have the heart to deal with the whole thing (you eventually have to sell them to slaughter, and that would always break his heart).

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@alienghic@timeloop.cafe 2025-09-22 15:08

@andyb@mastodon.au It's a bad scene when your dog is 20x bigger than you

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@hiker@akk.fedcast.ch 2025-09-22 15:09

@andyb@mastodon.au Is AI already producing this kind of crap?

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@flng@mastodon.social 2025-09-22 15:14

@andyb@mastodon.au There is a Japanese Youtube channel called Cooking with dog. It seems this is taking the concept a bit too far.

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@VisualStuart@pdx.social 2025-09-22 15:14

@andyb@mastodon.au "Don't have a cow, man." --Bart Simpson