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jpm@aus.social

<p>I’m Joel, the WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight. Meets or exceeds ISO3533:2021 standards. Not for human consumption. Not for animal consumption. Not for quality or training purposes. Best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0. </p><p>Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!</p>

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Post #4390301
Turns out that your employer DOES have to pay you for the hour you worked during daylight savings when the clocks shift back. Including overtime and/or penalty rates. :solidarity_sock:
Post #4345558
@skyguided@cathode.church hey @whitequark@social.treehouse.systems wanna see some crackhead engineering where the programmable pin accepts a variety of resistors OR capacitors to set the mode?
Post #4299252
RE: https://raggedfeathers.com/@lilithsaintcrow/117015912530115856 I won’t be sad when Larry loses his racing yachts. And his shirt.
Post #4271666
OH: don’t put mince in your shirt pocket
Post #4270686
Apparently I’m 15 again. Tastes like bubblegum
Post #4264336
Amaranth-lang: with m.FSM(): … My idiot brain: with flying spaghetti monster
Post #4240630
13 changed files with 4401 additions and 4504 deletions
Post #4225054
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@ariadne/117006639197459460 The USA’s obsession about “more is better” in a nutshell
Post #4181659
But people need to know the truth
Post #4122833
🎶 I’m your blubber boy, you should rub me 🎶
Post #4107591
I’m sorry you called your company WHAT?! #StraightOuttaShenzen https://m.aliexpress.com/store/2679193034?poplayerKey=&preview=&spm=a1z65.detail.0.0&pha_manifest=store&sellerId=2679193034&disableNav=YES&wh_html=csr&_immersiveMode=true&adc_scenetype=store&poplayerFrom=&statusBarHeight=103.0534351145038&poplayerAnimationType=&sellerAdminSeq=2679193034&storeNo=&wh_ttid=adc&pagePath=allProduct.htm
Post #4100927
3rd double-shot coffee, and it’s not even 11am yet. Yeah, it’s A Day.
Post #4057370
Nobody: Absolutely nothing: My idiot brain: stinkubator
Post #4051029
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/116971020381607530 “a fake Claude desktop app installer hosted on a legitimate Claude.ai domain” … so, it’s legitimate? Or Clod has been popped and all your spicy AutoCarrot code is now stolen by someone other than an LLM-merchant?
Post #4023575
With a bit of a push I could possibly finish this FPGA UART implementation today?!
Post #4022286
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116963895149241822 The tokenpocalypse continues apace. Just wait until the Spicy AutoCarrot companies ratchet up their prices by 10x and still fail to make a profit.
Post #4021701
Excuse me but what the fuck? #StraightOuttaShenzen https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005010687687250.html
Post #3999671
Contra-bass kazoo
Post #3973774
There’s normal people, there’s slow-walkers, and then there’s whatever the fuck Little Miss 3-1/2 is doing whenever I walk her from swimming to daycare. It takes about 20 mins to walk there with her, and 5 mins for me to walk back.
Post #3946192
How good is writing tests for your code? I've found and squashed like 3 or 4 bugs in this brand new code from writing the tests that describe the expected behaviour, just this morning.
Post #3873469
RE: https://eigenmagic.net/@stilgherrian/116932804580262203 “Brain-free organ sacks” you mean politicians?
Post #3821151
okay, but what did your meat-brain say about it?
Post #3803855
Cooked pork chops in the sandwich press for dinner AMA
Post #3800865
Look all I’m saying is if you bought a gigantic USA-style dual cab ute and it doesn’t fit in your garage so you have to park it on the side of the road but can’t without putting 2 wheels on the nature strip, AND you also have vanity plates, then I’m well within my rights for reporting your illegal parking on the nature strip.
Post #3777784
I now own a cathode ray oscilloscope! Just need to pick it up tomorrow, and then test/fix/calibrate as necessary.
Post #3775071
Can definitely see where the cooling vents are open to the world
Post #3771020
So 2 things: 1. What the fuck? 2. Okay that’s pretty cute. #StraightOuttaShenzen https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005007812032285.html
Post #3737049
OH: I was eating the cat Me: 😳
Post #3732342
Wherein Bruce kicks himself in the face and proceeds to chew his own foot off #CatsThatShareOneBraincell
Post #3732209
RE: https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin/116899342833441418 Bring back the Harlequin colour option VW you cowards