Andy B

andyb@mastodon.au

Creator of Reward Cards: <a href="https://rewardcards.au" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no">https://rewardcards.au</a>I swear a lot. I post angry rants. If that bothers you, kindly fuck off.Part cyborg. 🦻I’m generally a reasonable person. So if I’m being a cunt to you, ask yourself why.If you're going to favourite one of my posts, boost it too. This not only helps it be seen across the fediverse, but means others have to suffer my nonsense too."Think of how stupid the average person is, and realise half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin

Posts

Post #4496814
Fuck the ABS census. This is the only question that matters: HOW MANY CATS LIVE IN YOUR HOUSE? #census
Post #4413844
This week's episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is completely fucking stupid and ridiculous and I legitimately loved every single second of it. #startrek
Post #3980800
There's a section of road near my house that runs through a shopping precint. Because of this it's a 40km/h zone. However, because there's a school adjacent, it is a 40km/h zone 8am-9.30am & 2.30pm-4pm. There's also some long term council roadworks happening, so it's a 40km/h roadworks zone.
Post #3902029
Received an email today from my electricity retailer. &quot;YOUR RATES ARE CHANGING&quot;. Fuck me sideways they are actually going down.
Post #3902028
CDN and storage fees can really add up if you&#39;re not careful. :(
Post #3902027
What&#39;s Albo telling us here?
Post #3902026
What The Guardian isn&#39;t telling us is David Penman is a fucking loony who quite literally threatens legal action against anyone who doesn&#39;t rate his shitty AirBNB 5 stars and doesn&#39;t leave a glowing review. The moron was also charged after he threatened and harassed someone who left a poor review on Google. He&#39;s also been harassing Hepburn Shire councillors for years, to the point they attempted to get an intervention order taken out against him. He&#39;s...
Post #3902025
Me: *changes the cat&#39;s litter trays* Toby, a cat: &quot;Hmm, I think I&#39;ll take a shit on the carpet&quot;
Post #3902024
I like how we&#39;re living in a timeline where it&#39;s necessary to check if something is satire or not. https://www.betootaadvocate.com/victorian-liberals-make-campaign-promise-to-bring-back-the-level-crossings/
Post #3902023
Interesting experience today. Ordered a couple products online from Direct Chemist Outlet for pickup at the local store. Received an email that said order received, we&#39;ll let you know when ready. Cool. 1pm and no email. I didn&#39;t expect it to be ready nor did they say it would be ready in a certain timeframe, however it was two small items they had stock of. I was going to the shops anyway, so rocked in to the pharmacy. Me: blah blah blah can I grab the order whilst I&#39;m...
Post #3902022
I&#39;ve been sitting home all day waiting for a tradie who was supposed to be here between 8am and 12pm. It&#39;s now 4pm and I&#39;m assuming they&#39;ll be a complete no-show. Booked a day of annual leave for this, which is now wasted. Angry emails are now being sent.
Post #3902021
Oh fuck me. I’m down the club for a drink and our state MP is here. Tempted to tell him to fuck himself.
Post #3782952
Oooh.
Post #3739594
Hmm.
Post #2526789
Seeing these side by side makes me angry beyond anything I can describe. #budget #auspol
Post #2422392
RE: https://mastodon.social/@DaveWhittle/116511617965373913 BuT iF yOu HaVe DoNe NoThInG wRoNg YoU hAvE nOtHiNg To WoRrY aBoUt!
Post #2422390
RE: https://mastodon.social/@railpage/116527381341285196
Post #2422387
Penis #Penis
Post #2422386
Hmm, yes.
Post #2214296
Please be informed Werribee Zoo has babby lion.
Post #2057669
A work story: Last week I was on at a customer site performing some work. They were in a situation and I went out of my way to help them out, beyond the scope of what I'm required to do. Why? Because it wasn't a big deal, despite causing some mild inconvenience to me. Yesterday afternoon I was at the same customer site. Did what I needed to do, and before I left asked if I could use their gents. "No, sorry. Staff only." They'll never get anything out of me again, beyo...
Post #1568747
Govt: We're making changes to the NDIS because it costs too much money. This will mean kicking some participants off the scheme whilst others will see a reduction in budgets, supports and services. Also Govt:
Post #1542415
Due to my disability, I have a smart smoke detector at home. The unit needs replacing in about 12 months time. It would be a like-for-like replacement. Same product and just swap it out. The replacement cost is about $200. There is no change in my requirements or supports here. It&#39;s simply purchasing a piece of assistive technology that requires replacement for safety reasons. However, I&#39;ve been told simply buying a replacement and swapping it is not permitted. Instead, I need...
Post #785378
Please watch this short video. You will not be disappointed. #cow
Post #372621
dis me