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Post #3349463

2026-06-18 23:20 UTC

I love that on the regular internet, you can be like "I need to find out what part this is on my 2025 car" and all the results you get back are for car rentals, people trying to sell you a car, trying to buy your car, or AI slop videos explaining to you what a car is in the least intelligible way possible. But... in the #Fediverse you can be like "anybody know the correct wiring layout and voltages for a 1974 "Passion-o-Meter" novelty Love Tester from Hanlon Amusements in Fairbanks, Alabama? I found one while doing recreational free diving in a cave system in Peru and I'm trying to put it back together again" and not only does NOBODY question any part of the insane statement made, but three people who happen to specialize in that exact sort of thing immediately emerge from the woodwork like the reverse of Homer Simpson going into the hedge.

Replies (31)

  • @kims@mas.to 2026-06-19 23:00

    RE: https://heads.social/@jasonisaacdrums/115552093155018742 @thevhswizard@retro.pizza My best example of this was when I casually posted one of my fave bits of trivia -- that former Fed Reserve Chair Alan Greenspan used to play sax and clarinet with Stan Getz -- and SOMEBODY DROPPED A RECORDING https://mas.to/@jasonisaacdrums@heads.social/115552093184939027

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  • @xerozohar@retro.pizza 2026-06-18 23:21

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza hell yeah HELL YEAH.

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza @seanwbruno@infosec.exchange Early '74 or late '74?

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  • @Da_Gut@dice.camp 2026-06-19 00:39

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza /grins You are not wrong!

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza this sounds like total bullshit ok, lets test it I will google schematic for fuel pump for 2014 toyota camry LE no quotes literally the 1st hit is the parts diagram https://parts.olathetoyota.com/v-2014-toyota-camry--xle--2-5l-l4-gas/fuel-system--fuel-system-components

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Better than google ever was, that’s for sure.

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Perfect

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  • @ChateauErin@mastodon.social 2026-06-19 02:50

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Somer Himpson, the thing expert who lives in the hedge for unrelated reasons

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  • @elebertus@eigenmagic.net 2026-06-19 03:05

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza the commercial internet is traaaaash

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  • @gordoooo_z@polymaths.social 2026-06-19 03:24

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza It really is a beautiful thing.

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  • @dashlion@mastodon.au 2026-06-19 03:25

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza I was scrolling and started reading the second paragraph first. I had to actually pause to think about whether this was a real request. I think that proves your point.

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza We are the future. K(no)w doubt about it. Grow weirdlings. Grow...

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  • @ardouglass@mastodon.social 2026-06-19 03:51

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza I think the average mastodon user is easy to nerd snipe and good at doing research.

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  • @sarae@ecoevo.social 2026-06-19 04:03

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza lol ok it has been at LEAST four days since I did that

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  • @evedazzle@mas.to 2026-06-19 04:08

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza I can't even get my financed car serviced without the dealership's sales team hassling me about buying another one when I haven't paid off this one. Everytime I get service or repair. 'I just want maintenance. Leave me alone, corpo cogs!' /despair

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  • @blogdiva@mastodon.social 2026-06-19 05:27

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza LMAO cuz it’s true

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Yaaaaaaasss!

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  • @Iwillyeah@mastodon.ie 2026-06-19 08:20

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

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  • @JaxVent@lgbtqia.space 2026-06-19 08:56

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza One of the many things I love about it here! Every time I've had a question that I can't find the answer to on t'net I've had very helpful responses very quickly. Folks here just seem to want to help others and I love it 😊

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  • @seufz@troet.cafe 2026-06-19 09:01

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza πŸ‘€ @funk@social.funk.net

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Reddit back then...

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  • @thegarbagebird@theblower.au 2026-06-19 10:52

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza and half the time it's coin ops dan

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  • @Salty@mastodon.nz 2026-06-19 10:58

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Regular model or the one with the individual love heart light tower? I only ask because they look very similar but have totally different circuitry designed by a different company after the brand was sold to a Korean conglomerate in 1972. Some of the originals were still for sale as new-old stock up till about 1975 if you knew where to look but the love heart tower is a dead giveaway if yours has it.

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  • @EllenB@mastodon.social 2026-06-19 11:13

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Yes! And it even works for people who aren't hindered by any knowledge and call the parts "thingy with sticky-outy things". So I heard. πŸ˜‡

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  • @Plumbert@thecanadian.social 2026-06-19 13:02

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza TBF, though, if your question is something like "how do I make it so my new car (or tv, or fridge) doesn't spy on me?" many of the responses will be "never buy new stuff, I will keep my 1976 Dodge Aspen running for the rest of time to avoid 21st century techbro stuff." Which, I mean, is fair enough, but fails to answer the question. Cf: questions about non-FOSS computing.

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  • @resuna@ohai.social 2026-06-19 13:40

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Yeh, reminds me of Usenet, except without the ease of archiving.

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza I suspect it's all about the general clientele that prefers to set up their social media presence in the fediverse as opposed to other places: Decentralized, yet (generally) interoperableMany instances aren't operated for large commercial interestsNot driven by the same kind of algorithms that drive engagement in more centralized platformsSmaller instances/communities can police themselves more effectively, meaning less chance of large-scale muck-ups by bad actors or bots (and if an instance is largely poisoned, it can be de-federated by others) There's a knowledge barrier to entry into the fediverse (choosing the best instance for you, learning how to find and interact with people on other instances, etc.) compared to centralized platforms. But for those who make the effort to understand, it often pays off.

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  • @patterfloof@meow.social 2026-06-19 16:11

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza and there's posting on here for recommendations because you want to hit people with experience & opinions "If I wanted a top 10 slopping list, I'd ask Google"

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  • @sindarina@ngmx.com 2026-06-19 16:28

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza @elmiller0330@disabled.social It is best in life πŸ˜„πŸ˜

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  • @daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se 2026-06-19 18:00

    @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Found a 40yr old audio cassette sampler just by describing some random things I could remember after decades. It took the Fediverse ~10 minutes.

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  • @thevhswizard@retro.pizza Wait, gonna try this.

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