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• Post #4386690

  Schrödinger's Mitch McConnell. We're still waiting 4 Schrödinger's Trump/Epstein files Bong hits 4 Jesus. #EpsteinFiles #MitchMcConnell #IreneRyan #BeverlyHillbillies

• Post #4269360

  I recently started, "Just asking questions," with my family. You know, the way Tucker Carlson does. Now none of them are speaking to me anymore. I haven't copyrighted this yet -- and I don't know if Tucker Carlson has either. So feel free to do this with the people in YOUR life. Bong hits 4 Jesus. #Family #Communication #TuckerCarlson

• Post #4212312

  Bing huts 4 Hesus. Bing hits 4 Jesus. Bong hits 4 Jesus. Duck!

• Post #4166892

  Hey, friends, reading the AltText that our friends on the Fediverse provide with their visual imagery can be as much fun -- if not more -- as enjoying the visuals themselves. You'd be amazed at what kind of Easter eggs people are providing in their verbal descriptions. Might even inspire YOU to up your AltText game, too, also. #AltText #EasterEggs

• Post #4100740

  @ai6yr@m.ai6yr.org I boost 4 bikes. Bong hits 4 Jesus.

• Post #4079133

  Attention John Mastodon: If you could just go ahead and include a feature that allows those of us who appropriate memes from the Fediverse to have the existing AltText ride along with the image -- so that we don't need to write it afresh -- that would be really great, m'kay? #MemeAppropriation #BillLumbergh #OfficeSpace #AltText

• Post #4069405

  That moment when it dawned on Russia's Putin that taking over Ukraine wouldn't be as easy as taking over the US Republican Party. #Ukraine #Putin #RepublicanParty #USPolitics

• Post #4021850

  One small bong hit 4 Jesus. One giant bong hit for mankind. #BongHits4Jesus

• Post #3920909

  Semi-rhetorical question about the current chief executive of a North Amercan country: How much shit could a shitposter post if a shit poster posted nothing but shit? #Cyclospora #Trumparrhea #TruthSocial

• Post #3914580

  To be easy to identify as non-Ai, include an ambiguous catchphrase in your social media posts. Bong hits 4 Jesus.

• Post #3880096

  So, is anybody looking forward to the spectacle of an adjudicated rapist and alleged child-molester appearing on corporate TV tonight to justify ratfucking the US midterm elections? Secondly, what's to be done about an ongoing conspiracy from the White House to steal the midterms? #USPolitics #MidternElections #PresidentialAddress

• Post #3840019

  Seen today on teh internets: Photographer Janis Joplin put up this proof-of-life photo of her good friend Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) hanging out with wife Elaine and some close (definitely living) friends. From left: Abraham Lincoln, Richard Nixon, McConnell, Teddy Roosevelt, Charles Manson, Elaine Chao, Linus from Peanuts, John Lennon, Robin Williams, and Jimi Hendrix. Elvis had just left the building so he's not in the photo, but he had a 20-minute conversation with the recuperating Se...

• Post #3785258

  If you enjoy the tune "Stairway To Heaven" and you have DuckDuckGo's video player, you can enjoy this rendition of the tune performed by a Japanese ensemble with traditional instruments and guitars. (It's a firmly held religious belief of mine NOT to promote YouTube.) You can thank Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman, if you want to thank somebody. duck://player/RnxI0mgAqgY #StairwayToHeaven

• Post #3763495

  The late Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) really was a wuss. He didn't even give us a show like Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is doing. Here's what you can say about both of them though: They didn't leave too soon, and they won't be missed. #LindseyGraham #MitchMcConnell #DeadSenators

• Post #3702393

  Seen on teh internets: #MitchMcConnell

• Post #3638552

  My two remaining working brain neurons just sparked and served up the thought that when JD Vance called Trump "America's Hitler," in 2016, he meant it as a compliment. Clearly Trump must have taken it that way, and Trump's followers certainly do. #USPolitics #AmericasHitler #JDVance

• Post #3583854

  Sure he's corrupt to the bone, a conman, a fraudster, a liar, an alleged child molester, and an adjudicated rapist, but at least Trump's misuse of government power and the Federal purse is forcing some USians to confront the reality behind 250 years of self-serving myths. Happy Fourth of July. #JulyFourth #USPolitics #Trump #America250

• Post #3530740

  Name one person who could instantly turn his popularity numbers around by dying on the Fourth of July. If you live in the US, feel free NOT to post your answer on social media.

• Post #3518796

  Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian friends and followers! #CanadaDay

• Post #3373864

  Seen on the internet: More people have been arrested for touching the reflecting pool's peeling paint than for touching kids on Epstein's island. #EpsteinReflectingPool

• Post #2516931

  For recently arrived people who are unfamiliar with how the Fediverse works: Pleez put hashtags at the end of your posts. Since Mastodon has no algorithms, hashtags -- and boosts -- are your way of gaining attention. Pro tip: Put a #Linux hashtag at the end of every post to make it searchable on the basis of its topic. Bonus Tip: John Mastodon told me that it's okay to boost your own posts. PS: Calling your posts "toots," is fun but entirely optional these days. #Social...

• Post #2129347

  Video from the Strait of Hormuz earlier today. Without a scorecard I can't tell which side is which https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/116529257713323872 #StraitOfHormuz #KidsWillBeKids

• Post #1918956

  Belated Caturday artifact. A white cat and a black cat side-by-side with a black and white kitten between them. Text at the top sez, "The perfect family photo doesn't exi-" These are not my cats. This photo was in the comments of the NationalZero dot com blog earlier today. Why do I suspect Ai? #Caturday #BelatedCaturday

• Post #1845382

  I'm announcing today that my Mastodon account will be providing -- as a free service -- mansplained versions of Fediverse posts on a first-come first-served basis to those who request them. All you have to do is ask, and I will make them available. I got some 'splaining to do. Yup, that's the kind of guy I am. #Mansplaining #MansplainingService

• Post #1598408

  Carl Richell, founder of System76 and Linux version Pop!_OS, is proposing an amendment to Colorado's age verification bill to exempt open source software. The amendment would exclude open source operating systems and apps, code repositories like GitHub and GitLab, and containers like Docker and Podman. Richell is scheduled to appear before Colorado lawmakers today, April 23, and asks for backup in the form of stories about kids who have built or made things thanks to unhindered use of open s...

• Post #1225479

  I don't know why Trump's getting zinged for posting an image of himself as Jesus on his social media app, do U? But in the meantime some rascal has already done a parody version: #Trump #ReligiousArt #USPolitics

• Post #1116265

  TIR Today I realized that the people I follow on Mastodon are the same people who used to scribble sarcastic -- and apt -- comments on signs put up by the human resources department to control the rest of us.

• Post #893889

  Okay brilliant and accomplished Mastodonians and Fediversians, it;'s time I consult the hive mind about self-hosting. I've started to read up on this topic, but I haven't seen a clear answer to THIS question yet: If I self-host from a desktop computer, must I keep it on all the time, or can I turn it off when I'm doing other things. Specifically, will incoming emails get lost if they can't be delivered in a timely fashion? My thanks again to all you wonde...

• Post #732241

  Malignant narcissist sinks to new depths to protect pedophiles mentioned in the Trumpstein files, himself included. Writing what would work perfectly as his own epitaph, nation's embarrassment in chief trashes late former marine and man who uncovered evidence that he worked with Russians to "win" election. https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/malignant-toad-gloats-over-death #RobertMueller #USPolitics

• Post #43050

  @pluralistic@mamot.fr This classic Ed Zitron article will tell you more than you ever wanted to know about how corrupt CEOs advance their corporate juggernauts by any means they can get away with. You'll also find out why NVIDIA's strange growth strategies are curiously reminding people of such historic market disasters as Lucent, WorldCom, and Enron. In ironically saying that NVIDIA is NOT Enron, Sitron made ME think that that's only because the scale of the financial stakes are mu...