Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
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Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
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Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
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Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
Fake scrum stats, memes, and humor. Scrum is funny, right?!
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#Canadian (sorry). Being kind, empathetic and supportive to others, #vaccines, #vegans and #LGBT+ are cool; convoys and racists and *phobes are not. Computer Engineer, #software #developer, #technical #writer, #translation manager, reformed project manager and #SCRUMmaster, dad and boyfriend. I like video games, programming, baking and cooking. While Im not #vegan, LawyerGF is, so I'm vegan-ISH. Born at 330.19 ppm - I make old person sounds. #tootfinder #searchable @waterlooregion #fedi22
I frequently see this pop up and I chuckle:
A #SQA person walks into a bar and orders:
- a pint of beer
- 2 pints of beer
- 0 pints of beer
- 999999999 pints of beer
- a lizard
- -1 pints of beer
- qwertyuip pints of beer
The first real customer walks into the bar and asks where the restrooom is. The bar bursts into flames and everyone dies.
What other "walks into a bar" #software #testcases are we missing? #qa #development
#Canadian (sorry). Being kind, empathetic and supportive to others, #vaccines, #vegans and #LGBT+ are cool; convoys and racists and *phobes are not. Computer Engineer, #software #developer, #technical #writer, #translation manager, reformed project manager and #SCRUMmaster, dad and boyfriend. I like video games, programming, baking and cooking. While Im not #vegan, LawyerGF is, so I'm vegan-ISH. Born at 330.19 ppm - I make old person sounds. #tootfinder #searchable @waterlooregion #fedi22
- customer asks "Ein Bier bitte."
- the bar has not been initiatlized
- two customers walk into the bar in quick succession. Then four thousand customers walk into the bar all at once.
- a blind customer literally walks into the bar and bangs their knee; asks what beers are on tap because the color scheme for the menu has insufficient contrast