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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jul 07, 2026

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Star Trek/lewd Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 25, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange I love how seriously the cat is taking this whole situation

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 11, 2026

Replying to @unlofl@mstdn.social

*@catsalad@infosec.exchange boost alarms go off* "Baton down the hatches!!"

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 11, 2026

cat: MEOW! me: Whats that boy? cat: MEOW! mrow meow moow! me: Oh no, Timmy fell down the well again?! cat: Meow! me: did you push him? cat: ... meow

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 09, 2026

Replying to @tante@tldr.nettime.org

@tante@tldr.nettime.org @mttaggart@infosec.exchange Something I also liked about perl5, with all its terrifying flexibility, was that you could usually guess someones primary language or what style of code they wanted to write. Styles ranged from sh/bash-like, to C, Java, or "native-ish" perl that used different syntax in different situations

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 04, 2026

Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange "Don't worry, everything is great, we totally didn't just set all our money on fire out of fear microsoft would be able to burn more money than us, this is all working out fine!"

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · Jun 02, 2026

Replying to @crimson_clouds23@normal.style

@crimson_clouds23@normal.style I'd change the name to "Messages" just to fuck with meta and create mass confusion

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 31, 2026

Replying to @pastelexuvia@cathode.church

@pastelexuvia@cathode.church Another clip for the otamatone thread, Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdepf8H4Lgc

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 30, 2026

Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange Oh good, DNSSEC, the thing we famously don't rely on because certificates are better.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 26, 2026

Replying to @davetron5000@ruby.social

@davetron5000@ruby.social Probably just fire more people based on IT surveillance like paranoid mad kings, but without HR they're a lot more likely to be sued successfully!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 26, 2026

Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange I wouldn't argue against the position that "every IT department screws everything up" but this still feels a lot worse than average

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 26, 2026

Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange

@mttaggart@infosec.exchange "Single sign on" is a huge lie, I have to log in multiple times, everything takes an extra 10-30 seconds redirecting back and forth to a browser tab, and I have to jump around between a lot of apps and cloud accounts. I hate it.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 25, 2026

Replying to @fi@chaos.social

@fi@chaos.social I can't explain why, but the label slapping against the window is very funny

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 16, 2026

Replying to @azonenberg@ioc.exchange

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange @alice@lgbtqia.space I've got a sturdy 20+ year old sedan, and I'm realizing I should just plan to keep it running forever as long as the frame is intact. Theres decades of compatible parts lying around in warehouses and junkyards, and I don't care if I have to swap an engine that isn't "compatible" and custom mount it. That sounds better than a new surveillance-mobile.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 16, 2026

Replying to @phaedr0s@masto.hackers.town

@phaedr0s@masto.hackers.town https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skerpikj%C3%B8t "The mutton, usually in the form of shanks or legs (kjógv or bógv in Faroese, depending on which leg it is), is allowed to hang in a so-called hjallur, a drying shed ventilated by the wind, for five to nine months, with the process beginning in the colder fall months between September and October. It has a very strong smell, which may upset those who are not accustomed to it."

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman@beige.party Privacy: surveillance by a different company, at least temporarily

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Ok, thats an awesome shot, took me a second to realize there was even a street light dangling off there. And its a great example of how complicated "boring" infrastructure you don't think about can be. Utilities on, just some guys working outside, no biggie. I'm sure they'll be back for their random log, probably.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @kate@shrike.club

@kate@shrike.club I'm pretty sure this is one of the guys who would call me a "mindless NPC," but he unironically posts with that dopey thumbs up avatar?!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures hah, I thought that looked a little too wiggly, apparently the city agreed?

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Holding some big wood up in the air and wiggling it around

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style

@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style @sexybenfranklin@smores.town Now I'm imaging some kind of dumb self-care AI bot, that actually helps a bunch of people who obey it because its just like "You should take a nap. Drink some water. You've been sitting for a long time, take a short 10-15 minute walk. Don't skip lunch again today, thats a bad habit." And then at some point theres another big cloud outage, and all those people die because they forget to eat or drink.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 12, 2026

Replying to @esvrld@normal.style

@esvrld@normal.style lots of people are abused by the cops, critical support for anyone who bullies the cops back and makes them literally cry in court and set money on fire

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @unlofl@mstdn.social

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Spacious modern pod living w/ a view! Floor to ceiling windows, no commute, new appliances and amenities installed directly in your body, efficient floor plan, utilities/food included. No application fee or application required, you will be installed at our earliest convenience!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures Times are tough, at least they're giving a bunch of people a free place to live

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 11, 2026

Replying to @GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social

@GrapheneOS@grapheneos.social I am fucking furious at the attempted murder of the world wide web and open internet, and I swear to god I will become the grumpy old man using meshtastic email over digital HAM if I have to!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz

@ColinTheMathmo@mathstodon.xyz Ugh... But also, I'd forgotten about how much of an unknown that was originally, and didn't realize Apollo 6 measured it! Neat!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @Z@jorts.horse

@Z@jorts.horse I figured out how through my own research, but the system had me kicked out of my local pool to suppress the truth!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 08, 2026

Replying to @unlofl@mstdn.social

This is a clever post damn it!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @Aleums@timeloop.cafe

@Aleums@timeloop.cafe I still want to eat the rich, but I swear its not a fetish thing!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 07, 2026

Replying to @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style

@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style We need @robinhood@yiff.life 's take on this phenomenon

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net

@pluralistic "You are absolutely correct, I did not raise the shields after detecting a hostile ship lock weapons. I should have followed all standard operating procedures as I was instructed to when taking command. Because of the heavy damage to decks 3-12, I will now activate emergency force fields, restore life support, and dispatch the damage control teams." The damage control team was in 10 forward, the ship was destroyed 12 hours later when the enemy got main power back online.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

I'm trying vide coding!
*places git repo in a plastic bag and tosses it into the hot water bath*

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @aimaz@mstdn.social

@aimaz@mstdn.social @low@lgbtqia.space @alice@lgbtqia.space This Suela Braverman? UK politicians are even better at being smug pricks than their US counterparts, but I'm glad UK citizens are also excellent at taking the piss

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @low@lgbtqia.space

@low@lgbtqia.space @alice@lgbtqia.space Its absolutely about the phytoestrogen, and them not understanding biology or chemistry. Some quack nutritionist included it in some book, some body builders started warning people tofu will make you grow breasts, and infowars and all the usual suspects picked it up as a "big ag/government is experimenting on you!" conspiracy Hbomerguy has some very funny videos trying to find the original sources and making fun of everyone involved

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @crimson_clouds23@normal.style

@crimson_clouds23@normal.style critical support, and I look forward to Fox spending a month over analyzing years of shitposts

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @unlofl@mstdn.social

@pluralistic Or as I recently put it in scifi Star Trek terms: We've finally invented a basic universal translator, and a bunch of idiots think it will be able to run the entire ship.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place

@aeva@mastodon.gamedev.place It really is! Its greatest downfall was that people wanted it to be a serialization format, didn't understand the difference, and made giant messes. I still wish XHTML was a thing, because people still think that what counts as "valid HTML" is well defined but it absolutely isn't

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @rickoooooo@social.authbypass.com

@rickoooooo @flipper @pluralistic Absolutely! But my favorite is when they reveal the classic version of cutting a woman in half. Penn pulls off the side panel, shows shes bent part way down into the table, pulls out the safety stop on the blade, drops it... and actually cuts her in half with blood and everything! 😱 Gasps, big spectacle and distraction, lady somehow walks back on stage and bows with them, theres a second way to do the trick! What a twist!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Consider the decimal number 15941

Converted to base 36, it is CAT
Converted to base 35, it is D0G

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @flipper@mastodonapp.uk

@flipper @pluralistic Exactly. I'm not impressed by a magic show because I think magic is real, I'm impressed because I know it isn't and still can't figure out how they did that. If magic was real then ok, whatever, hes just one of those guys that can teleport red balls between boxes, not even a lady or a whole car, pretty lame really, hes stupid for not just walking around teleporting wallets into his backpack. If AI is so smart, why hasn't it made your company profitable yet? Pathetic.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @cwebber@social.coop

@cwebber Smart, in the sense that they are selling shovels in the dumb-shit gold rush, and they're even letting you finance it with some other suckers money!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social

@GayDeceiver Hosted by our generous sponsors at RAM RANCH!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos

@SapphicGiraffic @hannah The lighting on the floof also creates great contrast and texture. I think the lower contrast on the eyes also makes it mysterious, or slightly menacing. It takes me a second to see the eyes, and then realize they're looking right at me!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @crimson_clouds23@normal.style

@crimson_clouds23@normal.style they're the only ones who like it 😦

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 05, 2026

"Hey, my girlfriend and I noticed you on your laptop from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe coding."

*places Learning Python, 5th edition, from O'Rilley Media on the bar*

"Try harder."

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @tholindeth@wizzzard.online

@tholindeth@wizzzard.online And when wolfram alpha made mistakes, they were fun, and still usually technically correct!

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @murderbotbot@wandering.shop

@murderbotbot@wandering.shop

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @healyn@normal.style

@healyn@normal.style @sundew@beige.party @petealexharris@mastodon.scot some of his stuff in extras was brilliant, like David Bowie composing a song about the "sad little fat man, chubby little loser" Or Patrick Stewart going on and on about his bad script where he just keeps seeing women whose clothes fall off. And really, fuck Gervais, Stewart plays a funnier asshole creep weirdo in show biz, and it's just a character.

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 03, 2026

Replying to @healyn@normal.style

@healyn@normal.style I'm glad those people were there to shit on creationists, it was a different time, but most of them turned out to be assholes, and the good ones reconnoitered to join the socialists in our bullshit "culture war"

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Mr. Scam Likely @unlofl@mstdn.social · May 01, 2026

Replying to @tezoatlipoca@mas.to

@tezoatlipoca @nixCraft and with all the snake oil, if AI pays off long term, I'm convinced it will pay off for the same big tech companies that control everything now: Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Apple, etc They control the users, they have the products to integrate it into, and they're good at ruthless consolidation. Even Meta isn't that secure, social media platforms can rise and fall abruptly, nothing compares to the lock-in of something like Microsoft office, or using AWS infrastructure.

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