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Robin Hood

@robinhood@yiff.life
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New instance, same old Robin Hood!

Lefty survivalist

Rob from the rich, give to the poor

Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again

he/him, they/them

Bi

The point of survival is to help

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Joined May 19, 2023

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 31, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

New porn category: wicker fucker

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 31, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

Why do heirloom tomatoes always have such horny names?

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 30, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

Gritty reboot of The Three Stooges

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 26, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
When shit hits the fan, or escatology, as I like to call it
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 18, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
I had a dream that cavemen invented spears because they got tired of throwing live crabs at people
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jul 10, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
My peach cobbler isnt very good but it’s ok it must be hard to make shoes for peaches and he tries so hard
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Jun 28, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
God may have created the pistachio as the perfect snack but the Devil decided that there would be a couple in every bag that would stay closed for all eternity
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 28, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
“Still punk as fuck” I say as I put my six signs of a stroke magnet on the fridge
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 13, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

I was led to believe there would at least be bread and circuses

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 10, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

All of my ultra-maga neighbors have “No Data Centers” signs in their front yards

Do you have any idea how despised you have to be to creat ANY level of bipartisanship these days?

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 08, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @robinhood@yiff.life
@unlofl@mstdn.social @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style ok, I have seen the fox. Do I think he’s unfuckable? No. Do I wish they made him more fuckable? Emphatically YES
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 07, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @unlofl@mstdn.social
@unlofl@mstdn.social @jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style shocking if true!
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · May 06, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

Before, I had assumed that in the future I would be the one that needed to convince people that a machine could have a soul. I find myself instead in the remarkable position of having to insist that they do not

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 27, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt
@nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt https://astroviewer.net/iss/en/index.php
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 27, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt
@nanianmichaels@tech.lgbt just like the ISS!
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 27, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @robinhood@yiff.life
“Houston?” “Houston here, go ahead” 🤘🏻 “OOH WAH AH AH AH!” 🤘🏻
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 27, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

“The Cygnus is a resupply craft, so it doesn’t have a life support system, this saves room, so the craft can carry more supplies but in the event of an emergency the ISS crew wouldn’t be able to use it to evacuate back to earth if they needed to”

“So, you’re saying, they can’t get down with the Cygnus? 😎”

*muffled sounds of NASA violence*

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 21, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Just found out that the British call spaghetti bolognese “spag bol” which honestly sounds like some kind of slur
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 09, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

The neat thing about the manosphere is that they see manliness as this unbroken line of identity going back to the ice age. But much of the manliness that they espouse is less than 100 years old, and a good bit of it is probably less than 50 years old.

Hilariously, we have historical books that were written by men about how to be manly across hundreds of years. And they’re all COMPLETELY different, even within the same culture.

So yeah, manliness is whatever makes you feel manly, and that can be whatever you would like 💘

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 08, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

The masculine urge to name a crater on the moon after my buddy’s late wife 💘

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Apr 06, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Mar 23, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

Forgive yourself for not knowing things you later learned

That’s how life works babes 💘

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Mar 22, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

Fixed the evap system on my truck! Finally tracked down the problem. It’s been driving me nuts for weeks! 💘

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Mar 19, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

goddamnit

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Mar 16, 2026
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

There’s a guy over on threads complaining about how dehydrators are a ripoff because they make food smaller in case you’re wondering how things are going on the rest of the internet

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Mar 15, 2026
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

One time my brother’s best friend left his oven open to let a pizza cool and this guy’s cat climbed into a 400 degree oven and ate a single, cat-mouth-width strip of piping hot cheese right down the center of the pizza and then climbed out completely unscathed

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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Dec 04, 2024
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@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life
Replying to @PsyChuan@plush.city
@PsyChuan@plush.city 99% of my career is based on having the will to click
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Robin Hood @robinhood@yiff.life · Dec 04, 2024
Robin Hood
@robinhood@yiff.life

New instance, same old Robin Hood! Lefty survivalist Rob from the rich, give to the poor Keep your chin up, one day there'll be happiness again he/him, they/them Bi The point of survival is to help

yiff.life

“Wow you’re good at computers”

“I just click everything”

“But how did you know which menu it was?”

“I just click everything”

“But then you were able to find the correct thing in the drop-down”

“I just click everything”

“How did you learn the new system so fast?”

“I just click everything”

“You must have some deep systems knowledge”

“I just click everything”

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