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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 2d ago

lili was supposed to get off work at 11:00 PM, it is now 1:03 💀

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 2d ago

trapped in denny's hell

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 2d ago

@niki yes yes YES YES 🐁 🦒

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 2d ago

@niki wifes

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 2d ago

do NOT separate them

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · 5d ago

hello friends, i'm still waiting on my first paycheck from denny's and my family is out of groceries. can y'all help me find $120? 🙇‍♀️

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 09, 2026

automatic enrollment for:
* voting? 🚫
* healthcare? 🚫
* babykiller ✅

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 09, 2026

so changing the selective service registry in usa to autoenrollment is definitely a precursor, yeah? like there's no reason to do that unless you're planning to reinstate the draft. not so selective now, eh bitch?

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 09, 2026

@coriander @funkula yes

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 08, 2026

@DotMaetrix oh my fucking god this is art thank you 🤣

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 08, 2026

@funkula oh, maynard

also: wine is only vegan if you ignore the lives and labor of countless bacteria turning sugars to alcohol

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 08, 2026

at dave's anti-woke diner, all of the employees are tipped wage, even the cooks. our employees are forbidden from washing their hands (or their ass) and anyone who gets sick will be fed to the hogs who live out back by the dumpster. all of our dairy products are made from 100% RAW Milk that we boil in house daily for MAXIMUM FLAVOR. maga hat dress code STRICTLY ENFORCED by ARMED SERVERS. all pets welcome, service animals BANNED. floor has never been swept, not even once.

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Apr 08, 2026

welcome to dave's anti-woke diner. not only are the majority of our dishes intrinsically non-vegan, but we go out of way to add animal products to each and every ingredient so that nothing is safe for vegans, not even the water. we do this with our special seasoning, a secret blend of wheat, dairy, and pork byproducts along with Red40, peanuts, and shellfish. we only take cash and the employees are required to salute if you pay in pennies

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Mar 31, 2026

daughter and i have doctor appointments tomorrow but they're $150 out of pocket each and my family cannot afford both. kiddo is 7 y/o, AuDHD, unable to attend school, and is developing respiratory difficulties. i will prioritize her care, but it would be great for all of us if i can also get my ADHD med refilled. was forced to abandon my job last week due to harassment and job search takes lots of focus

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Mar 28, 2026

exasperated call from the storage guy, we are $840 overdue and he has to add a $300 lien/auction fee if we don’t get it paid ASAP. half our life is in there, all of my family’s things we saved when we were removed from wife's generational home by the courts. their whole maternal side of the family is dead now, that’s all they have left ;_;

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Mar 26, 2026

i hardly know 'er!

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Mar 26, 2026

now, back to pressure washing simulator larp, or as i like to call it: pressure washing

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Mar 01, 2026

video of palestinians in gaza cheering and whistling while they watch iranian ordinance rain down on tel aviv like a firework display, i'm actually fucking crying. finally, a drop of justice in this ocean of pain and bullshit.

lord willing, the zionist occupiers get everything that's coming to them.

my heart is aglow

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@SapphicGiraffic@mouse.photos · Jan 27, 2026

@niki @eondraws cute!!!

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