welcome to dave's anti-woke diner. not only are the majority of our dishes intrinsically non-vegan, but we go out of way to add animal products to each and every ingredient so that nothing is safe for vegans, not even the water. we do this with our special seasoning, a secret blend of wheat, dairy, and pork byproducts along with Red40, peanuts, and shellfish. we only take cash and the employees are required to salute if you pay in pennies