Tom Magnanimous

What if it turned out the only reason the boys were back in town was because they were on the way to your yard for milkshakes

The boy, the lad, the absolute unit has arrived #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay

MiLB stands for mother I'd like to baseball

First figure finished for the dark eldar force. Easily the best job I've ever done on one of these?

If yoooooooouuuuuu can believe it

It's #BandcampFriday once again

Today's haul, mostly clearing out everything added since last time

Winds of Neptune
Polyphia - Muse
HOT RAM - Near Fall
Hoaxed - Death Knocks
Giant Lungs - Praise the Laze
Truckfighters - Universe
Green Lung - Woodland Rites
Saor - Amidst the Ruins
Supernaughty - Apocalypso

Still mostly stoner, with a touch of prog (Polyphia), goth (Hoaxed), and folk metal (Saor) to leaven it

One of those "sushi arranged on the body of a nude woman" things, but she's covered in stuffed animals inside a claw machine

Welcome to my Lancer campaign. Meet your savior from asteroid jail and new boss, Zesica Behringer, of Behringer Human Logistics. She's not named that because her family owns the company, more sort of the opposite.

Art courtesy of @fag@shrike.club, open for commissions! More npcs coming soon.

You on international #women's day, foolishly: buhhhh why isn't there an international men's day?

Me, on international men's and women's days, wisely: this is nice but I can't wait until #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay

Happy #InternationalCotylorhynchusDay everyone!

You probably have some questions.

1. What?

Cotylorhynchus was a synapsid from the Permian era, a tetrapod ancestral to mammals. They look somewhat like dinosaurs but are actually not related (the other major clade at the time were the sauropsids, which gave rise to birds and reptiles). He is notable for his head too small for he got damn body.

2. Why his head too small for he got damn body?

It seems likely that the enormous barrel shaped torso was needed to house voluminous intestines. This would be a crude solution to the need to eat large quantities of low quality forage and then ferment it to get usable nutrients, the same way that ruminants do today with their four chambered stomachs.

3. Why is today International Cotylorhynchus Day?

Two years ago, I discovered this delightful dumbass and posted about him. Completely coincidentally, so did @checkervest@laserdisc.party. We decided this guy deserves his own holiday, and thus it began.