at dave's anti-woke diner, all of the employees are tipped wage, even the cooks. our employees are forbidden from washing their hands (or their ass) and anyone who gets sick will be fed to the hogs who live out back by the dumpster. all of our dairy products are made from 100% RAW Milk that we boil in house daily for MAXIMUM FLAVOR. maga hat dress code STRICTLY ENFORCED by ARMED SERVERS. all pets welcome, service animals BANNED. floor has never been swept, not even once.