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\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\

@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
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Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK.

#UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor

VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night.

He/Him/His/Twat

#ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy

AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind.

Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard

#fedi22

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Joined April 25, 2022
Contacts/Socials:
https://paultaylor.online/
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Blog:
https://theaardvark.co.uk/
Gravatar:
https://gravatar.com/theaardvark

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Jul 21, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Could requiring an 18-character passphrase that has to be entered up to 8 times a day, depending on workflow, be a failure to "make reasonable accommodation" for a person with dyspraxia? Asking for a frustrated me.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 30, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Two shows tomorrow.

10am–12pm I'm covering "Love is on The Air" on @lichfieldradio. Two hours of love songs and easy listening with MrsVark. It'll be chill and occasionally soppy. We're fine with that.

Then tomorrow night at 9pm it's the usual theaardvark live Sunday set at live.theaardvark.co.uk — eclectic, loud, no idea what's coming next.

Both circled in the listings. One of those Post-its is not mine.

🎵 https://lichfieldradio.org
🎵 https://live.theaardvark.co.uk

#Lichfield #Burntwood #LocalRadio

Lichfield Radio
Lichfield Radio

Lichfield Radio

Let

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 29, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

RE: @DJDarren@mendeddrum.org

So much this.......

I have so many projects started that are more than a little beyond my abilities. Either
1) My hyperfocus kicks in for not just the project, but learning the skills needed to complete the project, and I spend ages learning just enough to get it done. But then don't use those skills again for months/years, so promptly forget them. Or
2) I get completely demoralised by my inability to do something I was never able to do anyway, but now I feel like a failure for it.

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

I somehow ended up with press accreditation at Bearded Theory festival last weekend. Somehow got interviews. Somehow, all of the audio is actually usable. This Tuesday, Alt-Shift's Jess and I are doing a full debrief on Lichfield Radio — Black Water County, Ferocious Dog, The Bar-Steward Sons of Val Doonican.... the lot.
I send a (usually weekly) email before shows go out. If you'd like a heads-up when things like this are happening: https://aard.at/emails
#Lichfield #BeardedTheory #LocalRadio

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Back in the Lichfield Radio & Echo studio on a Thursday morning. Reunited with Rockie on the Radio for the first time in nearly a month.

Tune in at https://lichfieldradio.org/ until 9am this morning.

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Lots of lightning outside. It keeps lighting up my bedroom because I've got the curtains open. But I can't hear any thunder even though the window is open.

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 26, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Oh, FFS. Not Wikipedia, too? Fuck. Can't we have anything that's just "decent"?
Damn you, Milkshake Duck, and all of your ilk!

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 26, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Does anyone other than the most extreme of CLI geeks ever remember the mystical incantations required to get things like magick or ffmpeg to work?

I have a cheat sheet right in front of me for the 1 or two things I do regularly, and I still don't understand it.

And don't get me started on the problems caused by dyspraxia and an inability to type accurately.

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 26, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Ooops. Looks like I'm running really late with the promo for my #LichfieldRadio show this week.

Starting in just over 10 minutes at 3pm BST... An hour of eclectic music and (thankfully) not too much chat.

This week, it's all tunes collected from my time at the #BeardedTheory festival over the weekend.

https://lichfieldradio.org/

#MusicDJ #CommunityRadio #OpenFormat #MultiGenre #BarelyKnowsWhatHesDoing

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 13, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

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Replying to @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk And Fairy Plasma.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Open Sauce condiments?
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @losttourist@social.chatty.monster
@losttourist@social.chatty.monster @ryan@social.miyaku.media @Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Deli Roulette.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I've not tried these because a) They're not pickled onions b) I'm banned from buying more stuff until I finish the pickled onions already in our cupboards c) I understand they're quite hot, and my tolerance for heat has diminished greatly as I've aged.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @PipGowenlock@urbanists.social
@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Nickiquote@mstdn.social OK. You expressed that same thought I had with way more grace and decorum there.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @PipGowenlock@urbanists.social
@PipGowenlock@urbanists.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Nickiquote@mstdn.social Is "Fart Starters" a name or a genuine description? M'lud, as you can smell and hear, we gave a jar of fart starters to the jury, and they do indeed... start... erm... some mild flatulence.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party @Nickiquote@mstdn.social There could be many layers to it. Like a... like.... oh, I'm sure there's an analogy somewhere.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @Nickiquote@mstdn.social
@Nickiquote@mstdn.social @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Definitely different companies. Funky Food Co is a small local producer in South Staffs. Been around for 15 - 20 years I think.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 05, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Today! From 3pm on Lichfield Radio! It's Revenge of the Fifth Day! Tune in for some Dark Side shenanigans and other stuff!

https://lichfieldradio.org

Listen on your Alexa by installing the "Lichfield Radio" skill and then saying "Alexa - Start Lichfield Radio". Try it now so you're ready for the show.

Lichfield Radio
Lichfield Radio

Lichfield Radio

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 03, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

It's World Press Freedom Day. My press is free. Tonight at 9pm I'll be reporting live from my studio on the music I've bought and the stuff I want to listen to.

New streaming server this week. Live chat with no login required. Fediverse authentication if you want it. And none of the dystopian corporate hellscape of That Other Place.

Show hub at https://shows.theaardvark.co.uk or streaming server direct at https://live.theaardvark.co.uk

#Fediverse #IndieWeb #Owncast #MusicLivestream

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 02, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Nice to see Naomi Schiff back on the #SkySportsF1 team this weekend. I like what she brings too the programme.
#F1 #MiamiGP 🇺🇸

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 02, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

I has my own #Owncast instance for the streaming of theaardvark's radio show! You can follow it here (wherever you're reading this message) at @aardvark

Next show will be at 9pm BST on Sunday.

#livestream #music #OnlineDJ

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 01, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

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Replying to @chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io
@chris_e_simpson@hachyderm.io I already know what I'm going to do if I've won anything over £1m. I'm going to be a sportsball team of some flavour and change the home game strip to Global Hypercolour.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 01, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @UKFilmNerd@mastodon.me.uk
@UKFilmNerd@mastodon.me.uk I perversely like to enjoy the possibility/suspense for a short while.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 01, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

I am once again Schrödinger's Millionaire... How long do I wait before collapsing the wavefunction and inevitably disappointing my unrealistic aspirations?

#NationalLottery #YesItsATaxOnThePoorButIDGAF

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

These two Wasabis are not the same and should not be consumed in similar quantities.

:earth_fire:

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
@MTP@musicians.today I played U Mean the World 2 Me this afternoon.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 28, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

If you missed my show on Lichfield Radio this afternoon, it's repeated in the evening at 8pm. So, that's in *checks watch* 25 minutes at the time of writing this post.

Tune in at https://lichfieldradio.org/

I was left in the studio on my own, so I turned the lights down and the studio speakers up, then danced like no one was watching. Because we don't video stream these shows, so no one could watch.

#RadioShow

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 21, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @losttourist@social.chatty.monster
@losttourist @DJDarren This is relevant to my interests. How do I sign up?
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 19, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @ryan@social.miyaku.media
@ryan I have some tunes you can hear at https://aardhd.bandcamp.com/ If any of them take your fancy I can email you mp3/wavs FOC for use in the show.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 06, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Spent today editing and uploading a video for WheelyHappyDays — Sha shaving her head. Hair's been thinning for months due to FND, ME/CFS, fibromyalgia, menopause, and stress. She decided to take control of it rather than keep watching it go.

The blog post is up with the full story. Worth a read if any of that sounds familiar.

I'm not one for gushing. But I'm quietly very proud of her.

https://wheelyhappydays.uk/daily-journal-monday-6th-april-2026-going-bald-on-my-own-terms/

#ChronicIllness #Menopause #FND #MECFS #HairLoss

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 30, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

When you listen to music, you start blinking in sync...
A promo short for the #AarDHD project.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ICvo22QXfkk

#Music #FocusMusic

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 29, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @fesshole@mastodon.social
@fesshole@mastodon.social And so you should be. 👍🏻
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Mar 10, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @nham@nham.co.uk
@nham @nilehn @neptunesbarista @4triks @meshe @ph4nt @FastGhost Thank you. I'll check out the other music you mention here as soon as I get five.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 27, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @afewbugs__dup_8491@social.coop
@neonbubble@mstdn.social - nice boost there 👍. Loved that story.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Feb 13, 2026
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @normjess@tech.lgbt
@normjess@tech.lgbt @catsalad@infosec.exchange AD UHD 8K HDR
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Oct 07, 2025
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @hedders@mas.to
@hedders@mas.to @the_smoking_gnu@mastodon.social Good work both!
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 19, 2025
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt Fantastic.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · May 04, 2022
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

I just found https://revealjs.com/ and now I wish I still made regular presentations.

The HTML presentation framework | reveal.js
reveal.js

The HTML presentation framework | reveal.js

Documentation and demos for the open source reveal.js HTML presentation framework.

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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 26, 2022
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk
Replying to @Edent@mastodon.social
@Edent@mastodon.social @Floppy@mastodon.me.uk Funnily enough... I just did that.
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theaardvark
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\ @theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk · Apr 25, 2022
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\
@theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk

Town and District #Councillor for Burntwood, Staffs, UK. #UKLabour #Labour #Lefty #Progressive #Wokerati #LocalGovt #Councillor VAT (tax) manager by day. Sometime interweb DJ by night. He/Him/His/Twat #ADHD #AuDHD #Aspergers #Autism #LongCovid #ChronicIllness #Aphantasia #Neurospicy AarDHD is my calming focus music project designed with #Neurodivergent people in mind. Avatar Alt: headshot of me, a bald, 50 something, white bloke looking into camera. I have a long, purple beard #fedi22

mastodon.me.uk

Trying Tusky for Mastodon, an Android client. Nice, clean and simple to use. Works well with multiple accounts across different servers.
I've only been using it for a few hours but so far I can recommend it

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