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§ 512. STATE PIE
The state pie shall be apple pie.

Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE
When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions:
(a) with a glass of cold milk,
(b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce,
(c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Aug 04, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Really weird oddly specific dream: last night I dreamt of convincing a group of middle schoolers that the Darién Gap is so named because it's "大 rien" (big nothing).
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Aug 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@madcoder@infosec.exchange well, compared to a la corneau…
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Aug 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@madcoder@infosec.exchange just a basic 36” gaggenau induction cooktop.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Aug 02, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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First meal cooked in the new house: ✅
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Aug 01, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@shac@ioc.exchange is “wires and a four-channel mixer” an option?
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 28, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@attoparsec@clacks.link 10/10 no notes
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 27, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@ColesStreetPothole@weatherishappening.network @kottke@mastodon.social once you hit zero, you can brag that you 10x’d it every quarter forever.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 18, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@fringemagnet@sunny.garden Rare 1980s mainstream movie that passes the Bechdel test.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 15, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@darkuncle@infosec.exchange me getting the Four Seasons round the world trip ads 😂
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 15, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Northern New England gets the Mexico color-grading today.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 09, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com get rid of signed and unsigned integers and use quarter-imaginary-radix fixed-point instead
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 08, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@madcoder@infosec.exchange @ezhes_@mastodon.online it’ll turn out that somewhere there’s code that depends on it having some uArch effect (terminating an issue group or whatever) to work around a silicon bug on some obscure CPU 🤪
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 08, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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"Optimizing compiler," they said cmp x9, x8 // if x9 < x8 b.lo 0xb4 // jump to 0xb4 ... 0xb4: cmp x9, x8 // if x9 >= x8 b.hs 0xd8 // jump to 0xd8
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 06, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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My greatest challenge as a parent is discouraging my in-laws from buying too many knock-off "LEGO" sets from Amazon, which are generally nearly impossible to assemble and result in a very tearful evening with the five year old. (yes, zeroth world problems)
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@fedward@distraction.party @mcc@mastodon.social this just sounds so much dirtier than it is
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jul 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@whitequark@social.treehouse.systems did not see that coming
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jun 24, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@dan@discuss.systems @dev@discuss.systems There are a number of SoftBank decks in the running.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jun 09, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Replying to @kajord@hachyderm.io
@kajord@hachyderm.io @slava@mathstodon.xyz @joe@f.duriansoftware.com I also like this one:
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jun 09, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Boosted by disregard Joe Groff @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
Replying to @slava@mathstodon.xyz
@slava@mathstodon.xyz @joe@f.duriansoftware.com For a few glorious months in 1995 they were acceptable.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jun 05, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Replying to @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com @gregtitus@social.coop @griotspeak@soc.mod-12.com (To be fair, it is exactly the order you want if you're an "equal must imply substitutable" hardliner. So I can make it make sense. It just hides a lot of surprises for anyone who doesn't think all the consequences through.)
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Jun 05, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Replying to @joe@f.duriansoftware.com
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com @gregtitus@social.coop @griotspeak@soc.mod-12.com I would not call IEEE 754's totalOrder "perfectly sensible". It satisfies the axioms, but is probably not what most people actually want.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 27, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Replying to @wigging@fosstodon.org
@wigging@fosstodon.org @mattiem@mastodon.social agree to disagree. I get the appeal, but IMO it’s always better to write your code snippets in an actual code editor so you can check that they compile and work correctly and so you can have a single source of truth for highlighting. Especially because in some languages highlighting correctly may depend on language version, what modules/headers are imported, etc. You’d end up with Keynote maintaining a bunch of language frontends to do it right. (There are lots of cheap syntax highlighting hacks in the world that don’t do this and they all get stuff wrong to some extent. I’ll let the IDE get it right.)
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 26, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Replying to @mattiem@mastodon.social
@mattiem@mastodon.social @wigging@fosstodon.org yep, paste defaults to preserving style. Set up a theme with the formatting you want in Xcode, copy and paste into Keynote. That way you can make sure it compiles anyway.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 14, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@ferrix@mastodon.online @joe@f.duriansoftware.com free as in beer?
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 14, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com malloc(3) — return a bad location in memory
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 07, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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In Montréal tomorrow and Saturday, will likely have a little bit of free time if anyone wants to say hi.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 07, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@fay59@tech.lgbt if the speed at which you can edit the file is the limiting factor, you should find more interesting stuff to edit.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 06, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@secretasianman @regehr @dev did Pierce take over Dev’s account or something?
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 05, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com It was good enough for Fortran I, what's our excuse?
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · May 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Jen did this while pregnant and it was by far the worst part of the whole experience for her.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 30, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@whitequark \o/
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 28, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@sommer@macaw.social 😮🎉
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 27, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@fj@mastodon.social “Sam Altman, Tinder, Zoom and Docusign” is as close to the four horsemen of the apocalypse as I care to get.
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 26, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com @kangaroo5383@mastodon.social A1
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 26, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com has any language done a range syntax where you give it an arbitrary number of initial terms and it does polynomial interpolation? for n in 1,2,…,25 // consecutive integers for n in 1,4,9,…,25 // squares
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 25, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@astory@tilde.zone @alexr@tilde.zone @mrkwlsn@mastodon.social yaaas
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 24, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@inthehands joke’s on you, someone’s gonna make millions plowing sauces
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 20, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@lapcatsoftware @joe the Pomeranians are the real power behind the throne
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 17, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@lenary @ionchy
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 07, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@sommer ugh, sorry
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 07, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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Update: reports of “Spring” may have been slightly exaggerated
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 07, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@PeterSommerlad@mastodon.social gloss lacquer, from Bulthaup
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 06, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@calicoding@mastodon.social mostly just easy to maintain
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 06, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems

House construction: last pieces of the kitchen installed--actual faucets!

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 05, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems

Happy Easter!

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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 04, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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@airspeedswift kids are alright!
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Apr 03, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@0xabad1dea “Post takes as long as the world needs to hear them, post memes while they’re still funny.” Excellent advice in any dynasty
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I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Mar 29, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@airspeedswift big lawyer energy there
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Mar 28, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

discuss.systems
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@heathborders@hachyderm.io there’s some foreshortening happening in the photo, but yes
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steve
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero! @steve@discuss.systems · Mar 28, 2026
I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
@steve@discuss.systems

§ 512. STATE PIE The state pie shall be apple pie. Sec. 2. SERVING APPLE PIE When serving apple pie in Vermont, a "good faith" effort shall be made to meet one or more of the following conditions: (a) with a glass of cold milk, (b) with a slice of cheddar cheese weighing a minimum of 1/2 ounce, (c) with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream.

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Child for scale
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