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sanpan

@sanpan@mas.to
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties
Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to

I like:
Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot)
Friends
Science
Facts
Potatoes

I don’t like:
Most people
Idiots
Ticks (despite multiple legs)

I hate:
Righteousness
Entitlement
Nazis

Ambiguous about:
Nazi potatoes

I worry about:
Climate
What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant
That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish
Cats

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 26, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @sanpan@mas.to
Sorry for spamming my own post, but now we‘re at two adults and one cat… I think we‘re going to adopt this one, need a name for it. #cats #catsofmastodon #butterfly
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 26, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @sanpan@mas.to
We now have progressed to two adults watching the butterfly for 30 mins. and feeding it water. A perfect sunday so far. #butterfly #nature #insects
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 26, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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The butterfly has landed to refuel and been drinking for 10 minutes now. I‘m going to spend the rest of today reading about butterfly anatomy and finding out where all this water goes…as soon as the butterfly is loaded up and on it‘s way again, because right now I have to stand guard between the insect and a sleeping cat. #butterfly #nature #insects
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 24, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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My wife wanted a frog in the garden - not sure what that says about me fairy-tale wise. Anyway, we dug a small pond, water plants and all and now after some time, lo and behold, we finally got a live froggo 😊 If anyone points out that frogs don‘t have fur and ears and this might not be frog after all, I will block them! #gardening #pond #frog #frogwithears #notashrew
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 22, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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One could somehow argue that our cat made this. She is really talented and craftsy. #catsofmastodon #cats #patchwork #sewing
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 21, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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This is my chair, go find another one. #catsofmastodon #cats
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 11, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Fake sheep fur make cat goof and human ouch #catsofmastodon #caturday #cats
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jul 01, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Fedi-Clickbait: There was an unattended cake and you won‘t believe what happened next… #cats #catsofmastodon
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 29, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social
@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Die „gabs früher auch“-Fraktion wird meistens nachdenklich, wenn ich frage, wie oft und ab wann sie früher hitzefrei hatten. Oft erinnern sie sich an 3-4 Tage im Sommer, gefolgt vom Einwand, dass das heute nicht mehr so geht, weil die Jugendlichen ja dann den halben Sommer hitzefrei haben müssten…
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 28, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @mjdxp@labyrinth.zone
@mjdxp@labyrinth.zone @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social Drova seems like a great game if you‘re into retro RPGs. I‘m still in the tutorial/intro but I quite enjoy it so far.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 28, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Boosted by Furbland's Very Value = 71 Account™ @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Happy to hear you had a great night despite the scorching heat and even got some brilliant ideas along the way. Like any typical german I am well known for my disinterest in soccer and beer, but I think you are onto something with these belly dancers. Why not allow other teams too? It must make sense of course - a pole dancer or ice-hockey team would be to static. But break-dancers or mimes? Who wouldn’t want a match of the german Sad Honking Clowns vs. the english Big Axe Lumberjacks?
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 27, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social
@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Das Problem ist politischer Wille und hängt an wenigen Akteuren und viel Lobbyismus. Ich kann verstehen, dass Netzausbau, Instandhaltung und Umbau teuer sind. Auch ordentliche Gewinne stehe ich den Energieunternehmen zu. Aber solange Netzbezug von Strom 5x teurer ist wie die Netzeinspeisung bleibt am Ende des Tages einfach der Geschmack von modernem Raubrittertum. Es muss leichter werden, sich als private Stromerzeuger lokal in Genossenschaften zu organisieren, sonst bleiben wir ewig Spielball großer Energiekonzerne.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 25, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @myerman@turtleisland.social
@myerman@turtleisland.social @Nonilex@masto.ai A razor wouldn‘t survive the first couple of feet, a knife would be dull pretty fast. This isn‘t done with a pocket knife while happily gallivanting along the pool, it takes time and some strength. Either this whole story is bullshit and some really unlucky person will end up in prison on fabricated claims, or some terrorists hacked the surveilance cameras, entered the pool and managed to scuba-dive the whole lenght with rebreathers and a couple of spare knifes. I wonder what‘s more likely…
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 24, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @NatureMC@mastodon.online
@NatureMC@mastodon.online @Mendie_Taoma@tech.lgbt @SecureOwl@infosec.exchange Our amateurish european heat doesn‘t qualify for viewing the announcement.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 21, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange
@catsalad@infosec.exchange No robot vacuum? That sheep will do…
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 16, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @quasirealsmiths@beige.party
@quasirealsmiths@beige.party @theropologist@beige.party Oh noes! Does that mean that by boosting I henceforth partake in cult-like activities?
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 06, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social
@BlumeEvolution@digitalcourage.social Alles Gute und viele weitere gemeinsame Jahre!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 01, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @peter@thepit.social
@peter@thepit.social @kibcol1049@mstdn.social Thanks for the info. So it´s just about speed. I asumed it was an LLM to make it easier for the insurance company to deflect responsibility.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Jun 01, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @kibcol1049@mstdn.social
@kibcol1049@mstdn.social The same LLM probably takes 2 seconds to write an appeal and as soon as people figure it out this is going to be another case of „Claude please turn these bullet points into a mail…Claude please summarize this mail in 2-4 bullet points…“.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · May 21, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @reverseics@infosec.exchange
@reverseics@infosec.exchange My dance routine every monday at work…
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · May 09, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @eclectech@things.uk
@eclectech@things.uk If the Airbnb owner uses it themselves, they‘re on a staircation?
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · May 08, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Hope you consider this toot a sufficient engagement…I just googled Myra Hindley 😬
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · May 05, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @avatastic@avatastic.uk
@avatastic@avatastic.uk Now you’ve done it! We are frolickemies!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · May 01, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Very tired kitty #catsofmastodon

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 30, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party I should know better by now than checking for new posts while working, this was actually not easy to explain to my co-workers…anyway really haunting performance.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 29, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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My wife just gifted me this surprisingly lifelike puppet, looking a lot like me. Anyway, I‘m off for a quick run and nothing bad will probably happen to me.
#sewing #handmade

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 25, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @linuzifer@23.social
@linuzifer Ha! Your account hasn’t even been verified by a mastodon admin! This is a scam!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 25, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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We have this deal where she gets to sit outside for as long as she wants and I get to sit next to her and do nothing productive for as long as she wants. It‘s a win win situation. #cats #caturday

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 24, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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I‘m not goofy! You are! Grow up, human!
#CatsofMastodon

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 24, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @ElGrossKotzo@troet.cafe
@ElGrossKotzo @derpostillon Plankton war der griechische Philosoph, keine Ahnung warum das immer verwechselt wird...
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 23, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @Alice@beige.party
@Alice @deirdrebeth @mhoye @Jeanniewarner @StillIRise1963 @AnarchoNinaWrites @TheBreadmonkey Where can we buy tickets? 😂
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 23, 2026
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Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @ewen@social.ewenbell.com
@ewen @artemis I remember the outcry back then; journalists fearing „embedded“ meant, they couldn‘t move and report freely any more. It was about the same time killing journalists and bombing hospitals was being frowned at but slowly becoming mainstream.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 22, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey@beige.party Wow, thanks. I really needed this 😂
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 22, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @sortius@infosec.exchange
@sortius @TheRaDR Aren‘t there always at least two wrong solutions to any dilemma? edit: just saw the rest of the thread, thank your for sharing it.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 20, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman Their agentic AI has probably already infiltrated the media. Maybe on this monday morning only 5 people on the planet are working at all, we‘ll never know.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 17, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @mayintoronto@beige.party
@mayintoronto @jenniferplusplus I was just laughing while reading this as my wife made me a sandwich (bc I forgot to have breakfast), which she didn‘t have to bc she already is my most favorite person among all (my other two most favorite persons are cats). What are the odds, and is telepathy a thing?
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 14, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @LRRRonEarth@beige.party
@LRRRonEarth Damn. My hopes of mastodon-certified influencer stardom are gone. Gonna keep posting cat-pics though. No one can stop me.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 14, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @LRRRonEarth@beige.party
@LRRRonEarth So, what personal information do you need to verify my account? My visibility is so restricted that my cats ignore me!!!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 09, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @book@beige.party
@book And somewhere a really unhappy smol pirate is missing a wooden leg, sadly going "awwwwwrrrr"...
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Apr 04, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman Doesn‘t LinkedIn also install spyware for your browser? You definitely are onto something and you know too much…but who am I to say? Certainly not a spy, because I‘m not even on LinkedIn!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 29, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Sleepy sunday #catsofmastodon

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 27, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Friday! Yay! Also a bit cold, hence the fleece jacket. #catsofmastodon

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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 18, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @n0toose@chaos.social
@n0toose You´ll never know what you´re missing. I´m running on JavaScript the whole day long and couldn´t feel more European and included! Somedays it´s a bit wonky and I don´t quite funct
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 13, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @futurebird__dup_2485@sauropods.win
@futurebird@sauropods.win These choices are legit super-hero stuff, I´m team Green Meowtern.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 12, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @VoiceofDuum@mindly.social
@VoiceofDuum @swoonie Had I kown this, I would have never bought into solar panels! But mainbeam media and big sun will not tell you about this. And of course the extended warranty won’t be covering shit in two billion years either. I‘m so pissed right now!!!
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 11, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @ghostrunner@hachyderm.io
@ghostrunner@hachyderm.io Back then the Epstein files didn´t exist...
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 06, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @SmudgeTheInsultCat__dup_3228@mas.to
@SmudgeTheInsultCat So…picture of cat in a bookshelf, bag of catfood, cat, cat. I don‘t understand the concept…
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Mar 02, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @markus_netzpolitik@chaos.social
@markus_netzpolitik Privat und geschäftlich seit langem Posteo.de
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Feb 25, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @mttaggart@infosec.exchange
@mttaggart@infosec.exchange From Hegseth‘s ultimatum in the morning to them complying after 4 corporate hours…that‘s like 40 human years of strongly worded dissent.
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sanpan @sanpan@mas.to · Feb 23, 2026
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@sanpan@mas.to

Cynical: it was considered cool in the eighties Posts: only, when brain-goblins compel me to I like: Cats (almost anything with more than 2 legs, 4 is my sweet spot) Friends Science Facts Potatoes I don’t like: Most people Idiots Ticks (despite multiple legs) I hate: Righteousness Entitlement Nazis Ambiguous about: Nazi potatoes I worry about: Climate What nice people with < 2 legs might think of me, because that’s not what I meant That people might think, I´ve got a leg fetish Cats

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Replying to @pikesley@mastodon.me.uk
@pikesley@mastodon.me.uk "I´m tired of this shit. You sure up for this?" "Nah, fuck it. Let´s both just leave." - Old world talking to new world, shortly before they both wander of into the sunset, while bewildered humans are watching.
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