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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻

@mikej@mastodon.online
mastodon 4.7.0-nightly.2026-08-14
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Washington, AC (Alternative Coast)
Antifa Naval Auxiliary

You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool.

Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit

PNW

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jul 31, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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No wind for our race at Des Moines, but one of the boats spotted a humpback
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jul 03, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Evergreen Dreams same color as the reflecting pool
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jun 26, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @samlitzinger@journa.host
@samlitzinger@journa.host Please help ID these vandals.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jun 20, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Boosted by Trending Bot @trending@homestead.social
Anybody remember when the US Embassy in Moscow had a listening device built into a gift carving of the great seal of the US? Just thinking about it for no reason today. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/06/19/new-air-force-one-gift-qatar-arrives-will-soon-fly-trump/
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jun 15, 2026
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Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @ashwin@defcon.social
@ashwin@defcon.social @jwz@mastodon.social What could be better than dumping the heat directly into the ocean with no chance to radiate to space?
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jun 07, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @Alice@beige.party
@Alice@beige.party A sailboat I crew on has a dog on board named Finnegan. The job fell to me to inform him the marina was a no wake zone. The auxiliary backup dog, Chloe, was unconcerned.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 17, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @SRDas@mastodon.online
@SRDas@mastodon.online @golgaloth@writing.exchange I did a semester abroad in AltText.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 13, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Hmmn. First session of beginners dinghy #sailing class Saturday morning. Wind forecast gusting to 15.

Maybe we'll do more chalk talks and double sailing on Sunday when the forecast is 3-5.

In SF it's standard to send 6 yo kids out in 20kt in an Opti. The difference is kids LOVE to capsize. Adults view it as failure.

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Mastodon

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 11, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Put some mulch out. Don't know why people say it looks better.

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 11, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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That looks like a nice place to park an Airstream

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 06, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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The namesake of my etchells. RIP Ted.

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 30, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Got a haircut today.
"How short do you want it?"

You're the pro, just make it look good.

"It'll grow back."

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 25, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Honk if you're horny. Race committee train horn.

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 25, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 25, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 25, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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RC for spring regatta today.

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 24, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @Catvalente@wandering.shop
@Catvalente I was supposed to win the FIFA peace prize, but I stepped aside for Trump.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 24, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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No wind means raft up

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 23, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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@LabSpokane@mas.to @mlanger@mastodon.world I've had parts that were cheaper to order from them precut than it was for me to buy the material and cut it myself, since they buy acres of stuff and I needed 1'x2'.

mas.to

LabSpokane (@LabSpokane@mas.to) - mas.to

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 23, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
@TheBreadmonkey I just want to fly 100 of them over a church picnic while yelling, "The rapture! The rapture!"
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 23, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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It's April 21st? and everybody knows today is earth day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBxwPmoroeU

Dramarama - What Are We Gonna Do
YouTube

Dramarama - What Are We Gonna Do

Sean Renet

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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 21, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @eloy@hsnl.social
@eloy If you work for free, do it for a cause you believe in. If your bike club needs a webmaster, do it. If a café owner doesn't want to pay you for designing their menu, saying you'll get exposure, pass on it. Exposure is what artists die from. Get cash.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 19, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @jwz@mastodon.social
@jwz@mastodon.social @mjg59@nondeterministic.computer @glyph@mastodon.social I hang out with three guys who use AI. Guy 1 works at a rocket company and says he'd never use AI to design the part he works on, but uses it for little bits of code. Guy 2 works for a social media company and won't use AI for code, but uses it to write email reports to VPs. Guy 3 works at Microsoft and says AI is great as long as you don't use copilot. They all think AI is good at stuff they don't understand and sucks at things they do.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 18, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @delong@mastodon.social
@delong Groucho actually won his war in Duck Soup. Unfair to compare any of these losers to the genius of the Marx Brothers.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 18, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @neauoire@merveilles.town
@neauoire When we did this Thursday night, I was the one on the deck cranking the winch where the view sucks, it's hard on the arms, and you're responsible for somebody else.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 14, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @spocko@mastodon.online
@spocko@mastodon.online That Doctor did have at least one regeneration.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 13, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @inthehands@hachyderm.io
@inthehands The Hungarians had the advantage that their candidate was perfect and agreed with every voter on every issue and had not a single item of disagreement.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 08, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze I'd like to make stickers of the FIFA Peace Prize, including its poop emoji symbol, to pass out at the stadium when the WC (hah!) games are played here in Seattle.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 07, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @neauoire@merveilles.town
@neauoire hic haec
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 06, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce We eat fewer weevils these days. Or try to.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 06, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @benroyce@mastodon.social
@benroyce A friend of mine was sailing to the Marquesas from San Diego. Got pulled over by the Mexican Coast Guard. They searched the boat and opened cabinet after cabinet filled with tortillas. Great to have on board for a 30 day passage for all the same reasons they work in space.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 02, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @bedirthan@dice.camp
@bedirthan Really good community sailing center too.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Apr 01, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @bruno_j_navarro@mastodon.social
@bruno_j_navarro@mastodon.social Unintended?
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Mar 05, 2026
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@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @danirabbit__dup_15154@mastodon.online
@danirabbit@mastodon.online DAIY
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Feb 23, 2026
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @blogdiva__dup_156@mastodon.social
@blogdiva I once saw a Dalek in Paddington station. Asked where it was going. "Exeter, mate!"
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Dec 29, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social Do the locals sing, "for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Allis"?
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Dec 28, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@scrottie@bsd.network @galacticstone@mastodon.social I'm a long time member of a teaching focused all volunteer dinghy sailing club. I was getting scared until I got to the picture. Afraid I was actually a ghost who still posted to mastodon. Sorry for your loss.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Dec 15, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @wbftw@hachyderm.io
@wbftw@hachyderm.io @TheServitor@sigmoid.social @daveSmeg@mastodon.social If the dog is barking too much, some chocolate will calm it right down.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Dec 07, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social Kids these days think DTMF is a Bad Bunny song.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Dec 01, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @mattblaze@federate.social
@mattblaze@federate.social It was nearly impossible to get a cab to cross the river before it opened. I can't imagine it helped.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jul 26, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @mathgrrl@mathstodon.xyz
@mathgrrl Sounds like a very a @yaxu kind of thing.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · May 01, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @fionafokus@mystical.garden
@fionafokus@mystical.garden I prefer this to making the microwave able to access the internet for the sole purpose of reaching an NTP server, because you KNOW some marketing idiot will be unable to restrain himself and you'd be required to login to cook. This actually happened with an immersion circulator someone gifted me. That was promptly returned for a dumb one.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Mar 19, 2025
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @danirabbit@mastodon.online
@danirabbit@mastodon.online Reminds me of the people who insist, "they're using race and sex to divide us, so we have to ignore all that and focus on nothing but class war!"
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Oct 13, 2024
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @patagona@chaos.social
@patagona@chaos.social @mushroomdonoteat@misskey.fryer.net.au I'm just happy to load a web page with less than 100mb of javascript.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jul 28, 2024
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @RupertReynolds@hachyderm.io
@RupertReynolds@hachyderm.io @tab2space@mastodon.social @wendynather@infosec.exchange @skaverat@skaverat.net @dangoodin@infosec.exchange In South Korea, your official age increments on Jan 1, which is already 1 year higher than your international age because they count time in the womb. They just recently switched to all international bdays though.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jun 19, 2024
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @samir@mastodon.functional.computer
@samir@mastodon.functional.computer Most professional programmers are making sure the accounting system continues to work and other similarly mundane things. Not pointless, just not exciting.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Aug 14, 2023
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @Jumpmed@birdon.social
@Jumpmed@birdon.social @IronCurtain@mstdn.social @Popehat@mastodon.social If a Trump supporter is the best you can come up with, it's worse than I thought.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Aug 13, 2023
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @Popehat@mastodon.social
@Popehat@mastodon.social There are a lot of things that aren't good in Georgia, not just offers.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Feb 19, 2023
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @spudi@suya.place
@spudi@suya.place And the audio still doesn't work.
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Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻 @mikej@mastodon.online · Jan 30, 2023
Mike J👹🐀 🤘🏻
@mikej@mastodon.online

Washington, AC (Alternative Coast) Antifa Naval Auxiliary You're a sly little elf, and you should be sitting under your own private little toadstool. Mots pressés, Mots sensés Mots qui disent la verité Mots maudits, Mots mentis Mots qui manquent le fruit d'esprit PNW

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Replying to @dgar@aus.social
@dgar@aus.social Wait until they steal the numerical representation of your fingerprints. Have you ever tried revoking your fingers?
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