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scrottie (he/him/them)

@scrottie@bsd.network
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COBOL programmer.
Swears a lot, at tech.
Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am.
Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work.
Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Joined April 19, 2018

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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Jun 08, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @ketan@climatejustice.social
@ketan@climatejustice.social This reads like the chicken paper: https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 19, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @Montaagge@kolektiva.social
@Montaagge@kolektiva.social got paid so kicked you a few $$. Long time ago but I've been there. If chatting would help, messages are open.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 14, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@anon_opin@mastodon.social wish I still had that thing
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 14, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @anon_opin@mastodon.social
@anon_opin@mastodon.social As a former Honda Z600 owner, 100%. People either loved the sporty little clowncar or got MAD. Once had person get in my face and stammer and say "I know what that is and YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE THAT!" which is kinda ironic since it's one of very few Kei class cars that was DOT approved and manufacturer imported. Legit the coupe version of driving a carnival bumper car down the street.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 12, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @th@social.v.st
@OpenBSDAms@mastodon.bsd.cafe is this something you could really use?
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 09, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @benbrown@masto.hackers.town
@benbrown@masto.hackers.town (pic of a lillygo pager with a little pager style keyboard of little oval buttons and a screen taking up most of the top half of the small grey unit. screen says goatOS // Finger, then benbrown in a box, then below that "THORSDAY MAY THOR STRIKE DOWN MY ENEMIES!!! I wrote about my new baq." Just in case anyone needs a desc. Please pardon the @!)
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 03, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party
@maxleibman
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 03, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@theantlady Oh yeah and download backups of your account. That doesn't help with anything except giving you a record of the things you posted.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · May 03, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @theantlady@arthropod.social
@theantlady Oof. Talk to the admin? Likely they'll be able to give you some notice before any shutdown but on the other hand, if you don't hear back from them, then maybe you do want to migrate. As for what's involved, create an account somewhere else, then on anthropod.social in settings, there's an option to migrate elsewhere. And download the csv of people you follow on the old instance. Migrating doesn't automatically follow people back (I'm still not getting around to doing that). You have to confirm the migration on the new server. And import the list of people you follow, or manually re-follow people. Tho maybe Masto does do that automatically now and bsd.network just didn't because it's an old version. Doesn't hurt to create a backup account elsewhere and tell people about the backup account in case arthropod suddenly vanishes. I see arthropod.social says it has two active users, so likely even if no one else is posting, your admin is logging in regularly? Or alternatively you can try to recruit everyone else to there, then they can't ever shut it down =)
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 30, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @tylersticka@social.lol
@tylersticka@social.lol Fan of the Panasonics. I've had one Let's Note or another for years and a couple of Toughbooks. That's part of the "semi-rugged" line if I recall. Battery should plug in to a little two pin socket, and something like this should work: https://www.ebay.com/itm/234186171173
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 23, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @infobeautiful@vis.social
@infobeautiful@vis.social I take issue with some of these. Oil definitely help enormously in preventing pasta from sticking together, for one.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 18, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Remembering an old CompSci concept*... generators vs sieves.
For example, we don't have good prime number generators... but we have a fairly good sieve that filters numbers quickly for likely being a prime.
otoh we do have fairly good pseudo-random number generators (digital computers are designed to not have noise so it takes a little bit of work to introduce noise).
Me thinks some things that are really fundamentally sieves are currently being passed off as generators.
(* And that's stolen from math, before CompSci (there used to be a lot more math ideas taught in CompSci).)

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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 10, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Replying to @lordofthemoon@mastodon.scot
@lordofthemoon https://thedoguemagazine.com/digital/ omg... that is adorable
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 05, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @flamingspork@tacobelllabs.net
@flamingspork that strategy will work very for you...
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 02, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @vilmibm@tiny.tilde.website
@vilmibm@tiny.tilde.website Your efforts are appreciated =)
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 29, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @verge@mastodon.social
@verge@mastodon.social Betcha they just made it even more overtly eugenicist and classist. That still image looks like some Ayn Rand "behold the glory of the empire" bullshit.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 19, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@Michigander One other person did that. I hope you get a bunch (as someone who knows what a carriage return is but thinks this is hilarious).
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 19, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @Michigander__dup_33504@toad.social
@Michigander
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 19, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @FolksVelo@mas.to
@FolksVelo small nit specific to the US, but we really need more trains here, not fewer.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 18, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @Drwave@mastodon.social
I worked with someone (after the fact) who worked at Warner Bros as a sysadmin and had a story of running around the animation studio stealing people's SGI Fuels or whatever to use as webservers when the QuickTime preview clips they posted (unexpectedly) generated so much traffic that it took out the Linux webserver farm. I don't know what that means other than that might have been the last time IRIX made any significant appearance in web hosting. Also sick to death of stuff crashing. I worked at one large hosting company, and Linux crashed a lot. Windows is more stable by a wide margin. FreeBSD and BSDi were bombproof but BSDi went out of business and FreeBSD never recovered from kernel threads and losing their lead dev to Apple. IRIX was insane like all of the proprietary Unices back then went insane in their own way, but damn was it solid.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 14, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @theantlady@arthropod.social
@theantlady You were pretty upfront about at least some of the digestive biscuits. Need-to-know basis biscuits?
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 11, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @simeon@indiehackers.social
@simeon @jpoesen @ross Few suggestions: @theantlady (participates in the "bike night" group so she's a connection to all of that) @pjf @smellsofbikes @luke BikeSmut is MIA or I lost track of them... Neoluddities I follow lean that way because they are well versed. Also my own follows are in disarray and I never got back to fixing that (sorry... lots going on). I myself am pretty boring these days.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 05, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@Kevin there are billions of miles of highway shoulder all over Arizona. national treasure.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 05, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@Kevin desert acromyrmex versicolor ant swarms.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 05, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @Kevin@doyle.boston
@Kevin it's been a while so probably trash reply but Food Conspiracy co-op. The bike co-op had a sprawling amazing basement of a historic warehouse that was built like a fortress, complete with ramp down in to it. The loss of that was an incredible injustice. We'd ride down from Phoenix and Tucson was always good to us so I really want to say nice things but that a while ago =(
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 05, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @BrunoLevy01@fosstodon.org
@BrunoLevy01@fosstodon.org stylin'!!
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 03, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Replying to @i0null@infosec.exchange
@i0null@infosec.exchange I once took over a project where the session cookie was a SQL injection.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Mar 02, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @FeloniousPunk__dup_4392@beige.party
@FeloniousPunk@beige.party odds are if you have a black cat, you have a black hoodie too. who tf gets a black cat and a white hoodie.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Jan 21, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @pqqq@eldritch.cafe
@pqqq@eldritch.cafe there's at least one company (with a good reputation) that does fully integrated hosting and management (version upgrades, resolving issues, etc) except for moderation (which is not an issue for a single org on an instance). look for "mastodon hosting". small instance should be a minimal cost. use a subdomain of the org's existing domain. two cents.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Jan 15, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Replying to @futurebird@sauropods.win
@futurebird@sauropods.win different from undef, null, positive zero, and negative zero? ... okey...
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Jan 12, 2026
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @scrottie@bsd.network
@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu If one large empire has absolute veto power over everything, then everyone has a seat on a run-away bus, not a seat at the table.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Jan 12, 2026
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@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

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Replying to @EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu
@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu If you don't stop genocide, then you have created a perverse incentive for countries to commit genocide. I can't even begin to tell you how incredibly unimpressed I am. You could stop WWIII... but you don't feel like it.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Dec 28, 2025
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @mikej@mastodon.online
@mikej@mastodon.online @galacticstone@mastodon.social Thank you. Greetings from (often but not currently) sunny San Francisco, California, US. Sorry we're wrecking the world. Some rich idiots got too much money and bought everything. Pleased that there are a few beloved sailing Mikes to spare and I'm not breaking bad news.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Dec 28, 2025
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @galacticstone@mastodon.social
@galacticstone@mastodon.social No but I just read that one of the long time members of the humble all volunteer, teaching focused dinghy sailing club who happened to be named Mike, just passed on Christmas day. Someone wrote " A lovely bloke, always good with advice and witty with it. We lost a good one on Christmas day. If the oldest hope is true there's a good wind and a sturdy steed waiting for him until the rest of us catch up."
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Dec 27, 2025
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @galacticstone@mastodon.social
@galacticstone@mastodon.social Looks like something Jeff Minter would have coded complete with trippy techno.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Dec 19, 2025
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @Waterfox@mastodon.social
@Waterfox@mastodon.social "Their lunch is being eaten by AI browsers." -- Chrome was dominating before Google started to add "AI" features to it. I'm sure there's an example out there, but I don't think I've once heard someone say they prefer Chrome over Firefox because of "AI" built in to Chrome. But I often hear people say they use Chrome because it works (noting that Google abused their monopoly position when repeatedly sabotaging their sites for Firefox). It seems like there was an uptick in Interest in Firefox after Google banned ad blockers, but "AI" in Firefox and tone deaf governance from Mozilla has more than counteracted that effect. So I'm not sure I agree with your premise there. I often see smaller companies trying to do the same thing as larger companies, by making an assumption that the large company knows what people want, but this is often a kind of "cargo culting" effecting. Large companies very often don't do things because people want them (was just reading an article about Paraquat in the US, then there's rBST and everything Monsanto has ever done). Large companies often succeed exactly because they can do profoundly bad things and survive while their smaller competition destroys themselves trying to play follow-the-leader. Microsoft can add Clippy (Clipit) to Microsoft Word that pops up and refuses to go away without a complex, non-intuitive sequence of clicks, that is nearly universally despised, because we ascribe a "no other choice, have to deal with it" superpower to Microsoft (as with Monsanto), but it would be suicide for eg LibreOffice to attempt the same abuse of power (or for independent dairies selling at farmer's market to proudly advertise rBST in their milk). They do not have the power they can abuse. Avoiding getting killed in games of "follow the leader" led by tech giants requires understanding the market and not assuming tech giants are providing what people want. It requires understanding why giant corporations are doing things. That's a whole other discussion, but I see this as more like billionaires buying up the news and social media to intentionally wreck them than in any way providing people what they want.
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scrottie (he/him/them) @scrottie@bsd.network · Apr 07, 2023
scrottie (he/him/them)
@scrottie@bsd.network

COBOL programmer. Swears a lot, at tech. Please don't feel like you should follow me just because I followed you! You're probably way cooler than I am. Sometimes I get chatty (procrastinating). Mute me for a while and I swear I will get the hint and go away. Or just tell me to go back to work. Please don't hesitate to DM me if I did something boneheaded or you just need to chat. <3

bsd.network
Replying to @tubetime@mastodon.social
@tubetime@mastodon.social Neat! Figured tubes kept the same form factor. Er, up until https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/VX50BA--vox-vx50ba-50-watt-bass-combo-amp and https://www.korgnutube.com/en , much more recently. And curious for your thoughts on those.
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