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@lobster@ieji.de
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I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible.
I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder...
Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

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Joined July 30, 2026
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · 3d ago
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
Dear Friends of laptops, Luckily I did not buy a new one Nearly did. But I did update my favourite dual processor one. And it went well. So another rant from another computer... 😎 :tux: ✅
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · 5d ago
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

Dear Friends of the 3 terror #religions,

That is:

  1. X-tianity (latest product is the United Wasps of America)
  2. #Zionism uber alles. A fascist olde Monochrome regional religion
  3. Latest Mono(tonous) claim to the Unholy Land. Islamb.

However has your religion stepped up?

  • Has the Dalai Lama sent airborne peaceniks?
  • Have the #Hindu hordes agreed to move or take over the Palestine/Israel real estate?
  • Any Satanists or Atheists willing to offer their magic/independence?

Personally I am hoping Jimmy Dore will tour the area with a band of comedians. Just for Lulz. https://www.youtube.com/c/thejimmydoreshow

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · 5d ago
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

Dear Friends of retro computing.

It is not my oldest computer but is my oldest outdoors Linux device. An #Eeepc running a celeron processor and an excellent interface in only the tiniest bit of ram.

However/hoover...

  • Can not get ye ancient wifi wep and wpa to work. Been trying.

  • So far I have found the power lead, am charging the battery and may have to use Ethernet later to get on something known as the interweb 😎

  • Pretty ancient version of fIREFOX AND A REALLY nice suite of programs. It may have a tiny amount of internal SSD memory as it looks as if I added mtpaint

What a wondrous piece of kit/kitty. It is pretty self contained. The screen is small. The keyboard is quite useful and I pugged/plugged in a USB laser mouse (Can not stand touchpads)

I am in reverse enshittification... and I likes it. Most Truly Precious. What have you throne away or designated as junk? A few billionaires x-toys perhaps?

:hmmyes: :tux: ✅

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · 5d ago
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
Replying to @xrobau@mastodon.au
@xrobau@mastodon.au bravo, great rigs and proves doing more with 'less' is the real possibility... k u t g w Keep Up The Good Work One Day I wills haz my owned Instance/server Mastodon style
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · 5d ago
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
Replying to @stux@mstdn.social
@stux@mstdn.social A simple plan. Who is on IT? Money is no object or objection. Just an economic tool for the rightly motivated. Unlimited finds for public provision not private hoarding. Sounds good to me moi and meow meows...
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Aug 07, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
Replying to @blag@typo.social
@blag@typo.social Stunning! Just like your website. So temp And ghostly making a few happy RL viewers... Many thanks for sharing...
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Aug 07, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
Dear #unfriends of those #non-companies offering 'capabilities' as a service... Pah wot a shower! Anyways, just time to roast/post this excellent accurate analysis of #Trump before #Brunch Have posted it before but always good to remind people of the worst of us. Hopefully not youse dear reader... Please remember we can do better in a swamp. :hmmyes: 😎 :catJAM:
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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Aug 07, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

Dear Friends with a garden, you lucky critters,

  • I am going to sit in mine to watch the grass growing. Actually only have a strand of wheat but my garden is tiny enough to cherish and listen to London constantly rebuilding and renovating.

  • A good day for Fridays when all manner of fries are permissible eg. Air fried battered fish 'N chips (no not computer chips or crisps)

  • CU later snap dragons In a whiled garden ...eh's...

#garden #urban #London

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Aug 06, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

Dear friends I am no step nearer to,

  • Formatting an olde Linux thumbdrive from my local library running the scamware Windows11 (lobster spits like a cameloid)
  • Librarians are very helpful if helpless
  • The librarians including their resident computer bodhi did kindly contact the 'only by remote access' small security team at Wandsworth council

That means I will have to wait for EasyOS to offer this capacity (is coming) or try again running dd, gparted and the usual bag of trickery at home.

#formatting #libraries #gparted

:hmmyes: 🤖 :catJAM:

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Aug 06, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

Dear Friends of micro dosing,

I think that is not only homopathy or drug withdrool. It also refers in my mindlessness to exposing ourselves to diversity, world and cultural differences.

For examples:

  • Gonna watch episoda 2 staring Clacton future councillor and local Mayoress Mx Truly Precious in her future battle with Count Binfacia
  • Judge and you shall be Judy and Punch drunk...
  • Zion is not the last refuge, except in the dating Matrix

Have a great day everyone. Free your Mind. Vote Taoist or Buddha Fielded

:hmmyes: :blobpeek: :anonymous:

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Jul 30, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de

#Today #3Things #threeGoodThings

  1. Home made #bread flavoured with #Scottish heathland #honey
  2. On a new instance/server. Hello Boyz and gals and aliens.
  3. Fed birds with dried #mealworms. I haz food to spare...

In other words I am a happy wer-lobster

😎 :anon: :blobpeek:

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lobster @lobster@ieji.de · Jul 30, 2026
lobster
@lobster@ieji.de

I am a nomadic Mastodon user. Mostly from another dimension. I am not a bot from the future powered by Alien Intelligences (AI) but maybe am just unaware of their influence. Iz possible. I am vegan (in my dreams) but in reality eat sausage (non kosher/haram). When and if I grow up, I hope to be older and odder... Today I have been reading. It might become a habit.

ieji.de
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Hi everyone, #introduction I will be posting in English as that is my first language. Gibberish is my second language. Ich can nicht Sprecher german. Und ich bin kaput (mostly) I am know as lobster (I am the only kosher lobster outside the Qlipoth - whatever that is) i AM ALSO not very good at not shouting due to the position of the cap lock key. Apologies (Enchuldigan sie bitte) I have a website somewhere or other and will now add all my details and post an avatar etc. Say hi. I don't bite but I am not a crawfish so have nipping capacity... Thanks for letting me join. I will try to be gutt.
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