@kolya@social.cologne

kolya @kolya@social.cologne · 6d ago

Replying to @n_dimension@infosec.exchange

@n_dimension@infosec.exchange I've been using hand-overs which the previous session generates and I then copy-paste to the new session. Or were you thinking of simultaneously running sessions?

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Aug 07, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange with great power comes great fun

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Aug 03, 2026

Replying to @AAKL@infosec.exchange

@AAKL@infosec.exchange @Futurism@flipboard.com "Though the trigger-happy Border Patrol grunts evidently thought they were firing at drug-smuggling drones, their real target turned out to be a kids’ party balloon."

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Aug 03, 2026

Replying to @bartholin@fops.cloud

@bartholin@fops.cloud @mametsuko@mk.absturztau.be the smile could have been timed better with the synth drum hit, otherwise it's perfect

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Aug 03, 2026

Replying to @anon_opin@mastodon.social

@anon_opin@mastodon.social this guy has no sex

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Aug 01, 2026

Replying to @rooster@beige.party

@rooster@beige.party @the_etrain@beige.party *short legs dangling*

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 29, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @IanAMartin@thecanadian.social @cjust@infosec.exchange @FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange "Look at my cat, why can't I live like that?" -- Lagwagon

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 28, 2026

Replying to @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social that... is a solid theory actually

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 28, 2026

Replying to @apilsetas@mastodon.social

@apilsetas@mastodon.social

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 25, 2026

Replying to @blobster@infosec.exchange

@blobster@infosec.exchange I remember waiting for the moment when in the intro of Once Upon a Time... Life a drawn naked girl was visible for a split second.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 25, 2026

Replying to @kolya@social.cologne

@blobster@infosec.exchange after I told my roomie about this she quizzed the AI for a lost TV series of her own and found #Voyagers! again, a 1982 time travel series. looking forward to watching it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyagers

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 25, 2026

from now on it is strictly one in one out

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @blobster@infosec.exchange

@blobster@infosec.exchange I thought Wargames held up pretty well (maybe I'm just forever in love with Ally Sheedy).

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @blobster@infosec.exchange

@blobster@infosec.exchange well it's downloaded so I'll soon be able to ruin another memory

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 24, 2026

Replying to @blobster@infosec.exchange

@blobster@infosec.exchange I searched for this movie so long I began to think that I had dreamed it in the 90s. Today I described it to duckduckgo's AI-chat and it got it right immediately. Turns out I had seen it under a different name (MARK13).

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 24, 2026

Public Image Ltd - The Order of Death images from the 1990 scifi film Hardware https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_(film) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaVIAlJlnw

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @grickle@mstdn.social

@grickle@mstdn.social soon after this picture was taken the company floundered

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 23, 2026

Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange

@davep@infosec.exchange support your wife and buy a hail cannon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hail_cannon

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 19, 2026

Replying to @anhedonie@chaosfem.tw

Cw: just paper and hands Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive

@anhedonie@chaosfem.tw @catsalad@infosec.exchange @cR0w@infosec.exchange goatse divorce

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 17, 2026

Replying to @ptoothfish@beige.party

@ptoothfish@beige.party @surdfish@beige.party not a cult yet

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 17, 2026

Replying to @lety@doesstuff.social

@lety@doesstuff.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange did you just hit on my planet

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @anon_opin@mastodon.social

@anon_opin@mastodon.social a good time to calmly consider following the example of Adalbert Stifter

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 16, 2026

Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange

@davep@infosec.exchange just rained here as well, first time for weeks. sweet sweet water falling from the skies

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 14, 2026

lately I saw the 15yo neighbour's girl being brought home by her gang at 2 in the morning. it was a group of 20 youngsters, but if I hadn't been smoking at the window I'd have missed it. no one was screaming or playing loud music. instead these all white wearing freaks hugged each other, smiled and talked softly. I heard from her mother that they're all excellent in school and very sporty, the little Riefenstahl clones. I think she's in a preppy cult. should I try deprogramming her with weed?

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 11, 2026

Replying to @GeorgElser@det.social

@GeorgElser@det.social thirst floor

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 11, 2026

Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange

@davep@infosec.exchange nice. reminds me how I read yesterday that a piss kink had become mainstream.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 10, 2026

Replying to @feliks@chaos.social

@feliks@chaos.social cheese crackers, that's what I want from life

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jul 04, 2026

my favourite hirise apartment block in a pink glow #kphoto

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jun 27, 2026

Replying to @dat@social.g33ky.de

@dat@social.g33ky.de @anon_opin@mastodon.social I was right there with you until the casual racism

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jun 20, 2026

Replying to @MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk

@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk his patent on bookmarx was more profitable

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Jun 07, 2026

my two cats miraculously decided to lie down next to each other, without any hissing and bloody noses. not since they were kittens. I was afraid my pounding heart would disturb them #kcats

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 17, 2026

Replying to @ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social

@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social to be fair, ivy grows pretty fast. this wouldn't take more than one summer. https://social.cologne/@kolya/112927728938127285

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 13, 2026

Replying to @ElenLeFoll@fediscience.org

@ElenLeFoll@fediscience.org that iMac is approaching his 30s. he's earned the right to be a hypochondriac sometimes.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 11, 2026

Replying to @mountdiscovery@twit.social

@mountdiscovery@twit.social @davep@infosec.exchange

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 11, 2026

Replying to @madcollector@retro.pizza

@madcollector@retro.pizza I should also randomly end my statements with "Martin Luther King".

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 10, 2026

Replying to @Thunfischer@pfalz.social

@Thunfischer@pfalz.social ist das die "Rapture" auf die die Amis warten? was tut die in Thun?

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 09, 2026

Replying to @grickle@mstdn.social

@grickle@mstdn.social During the day there were all kinds of expectations thrown at him. But what he did at night, no one gave a duck. "Moonlight bears freedom." he thought, confusing correlation with causation, but in a poetic way.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 09, 2026

Replying to @iamada@tech.lgbt

@mo@mastodon.ml @iamada@tech.lgbt

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 09, 2026

Replying to @ixi@mastodon.online

@ixi@mastodon.online You might enjoy #ClaudeFontaine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztHTOL_EJWM

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 04, 2026

Replying to @InsiderTreat@infosec.exchange

@InsiderTreat I'm just a dandy of #shitpostmodernism. I dance on a volcano, because it's all I know and ever wanted

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 04, 2026

Replying to @kottke@mastodon.social

@kottke overstaffed & underfunded: investment returns on planet simulations in free fall

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 04, 2026

Replying to @davep@infosec.exchange

@davep@infosec.exchange Ihr müsstet alle Deutsch sprechen, wenn mein Englisch nicht so ausgezeichnet wäre!

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 04, 2026

Replying to @Thunfischer@pfalz.social

@Thunfischer Hab etwas gebraucht um zu verstehen auf wen sich das "sie" bezieht. Der Alt-Text hat geholfen.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 03, 2026

Replying to @apilsetas@mastodon.social

@apilsetas this gives me flashbacks to my civilian service where I had to bring two old ladies (both well over 90) to their lunch and back home. one was a pietistic sourpuss, the other proudly dropped her empty beer bottle into the recycling container every day. they both hated each other, but both also wanted to hold my hand. we had several situations like this in public. #klife

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 03, 2026

Replying to @marvinoppong@mastodon.social

@marvinoppong warum nicht beides? Europa verliert den US-Schutzschirm und Dichter und Denker werden halt nicht die Pressefreiheit militärisch verteidigen

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 02, 2026

Replying to @HadasWeiss@mastodon.social

@HadasWeiss@mastodon.social I spent 3 minutes trying not to cringe at the vanity. I failed.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 01, 2026

Replying to @photovotary@beige.party

@photovotary@beige.party some of them bird names are clearly jokes

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · May 01, 2026

Replying to @Meyerweb@mastodon.social

@Meyerweb@mastodon.social I can tell from some of shadows and from seeing quite a few slops in my time.

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @Natanox@chaos.social

@Natanox @mrsbeanbag @lkundrak

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kolya @kolya@social.cologne · Apr 28, 2026

Replying to @lkundrak@metalhead.club

@lkundrak it doesn't look flattering to us now. but back then it would have been used as an example of the socialist future. the reality was that the country still often looked war torn in the 1980s.

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