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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social well, we're made in his image, so the neighbours definitely can't be complaining about intercourse. After all, humans were created by god and that guy is perfect, so fucking is worship, right?
Hey, I'm just following their logic and rules, so it couldn't be the loud pleasurable sound. Must've been all the summoning, it's only logical!
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
Dear neighbour,
Thank you for your note, and welcome to the neighbourhood! I'm sorry about the noise, although I'm a bit surprised. We've always kept the noise down when summoning demons, so I'm shocked your daughter was able to overhear. I'll be sure to chastise Pazuzu for the racket, and keep that one limited to daylight hours only.
P.S. - would you like to come over and share a blood offering?
Sincerely,
Your Godless Neighbours
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@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org @spiegelmama@infosec.exchange they're looking for free classification labour. Fuck em with a rusty pole.
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@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange
@FritzAdalis@infosec.exchange @Epic_Null@infosec.exchange @nerdpr0f@infosec.exchange @Tanath@mastodon.social @cR0w@infosec.exchange the gap between software engineering and internet related software development is staggering, and something silicon valley has worked hard to obfuscate. Real engineering is accompanied by documented accountability. I'm a software developer; a software engineer is someone like Dr. Grace Hopper.
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@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social
@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social little kids who sound exhausted by life is a source of joy
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@avilewis@mstdn.ca
@avilewis@mstdn.ca Carney has betrayed the voters, I hope we're paying attention.
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@BobWilliams@mindly.social
@BobWilliams@mindly.social @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca I *may* own a few pentalobe drivers I cannot find until after I've ordered a replacement from ali express
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@BobWilliams@mindly.social
@BobWilliams@mindly.social @StaceyCornelius@zeroes.ca depending on when it was made, it might be a "pentalobe" that looks like torx until you get a magnifying glass.
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@brainwane@social.coop
@brainwane@social.coop her words are something I read every day as a reminder of who I want to be.
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@middleclasstool@phire.place
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@malcircuit@thingy.social
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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt
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@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt
@ellesaurus@toot.lgbt I think it was because in the 90s we couldn't escape the infomercial
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@mcnado@mstdn.social
@mcnado@mstdn.social I wish him a lifetime of disability and dependence on others, especially if those caring for him don't care for him.
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@FediThing@social.chinwag.org
@FediThing I've had good luck with indigo.ca giving me actual epub files I can load into calibre, but I'm not sure it applies to every eBook or just a subset of what they sell
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@jacqueline@chaos.social
@jacqueline fantastic read, this is really going to accelerate my work!
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@veronica@explains.social
@veronica feels like the devs assumed unique answers but didn't guard against it. I love little Easter eggs like this in code.
For example, on my Google TV, they let me select every check box in their survey, including "none of the above" so I select everything (which specifically includes none of the selected options) then submit.
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@veronica@explains.social
@veronica my home is a shrine to jank. Things mostly work, many bits of tech are DIY or repaired hardware with new firmware. My phone is running GrapheneOS (thanks for the excellent videos on that, BTW), and I've abandoned most visible algorithms. My Bluetooth mic doesn't quite work right cuz I repaired my headphones.
Decentralised and janky reminds me why I fell in love with tech in the first place. Convenience kinda sucks the fun out of it.
If you can't open it, you don't own it.
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@soft@normal.style
@soft@normal.style what I heard from his words is "I've never had a female partner who felt empowered enough to show me how female masturbation works"
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@plut0nian@jorts.horse
@plut0nian don't try to get into it from the middle, there's a huge amount of contextual humour that's built up with the audience, so I recommend listening chronologically from the beginning.
Righteous kill.
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@plut0nian@jorts.horse
@plut0nian the lonely island and Seth Meyers podcast is a lot of fun, if you're a fan of high-effort and precision in your nonsense.
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@FeloniousPunk@beige.party
@FeloniousPunk I said swab! Now get the q tips and get to work!
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@emilymbender@dair-community.social
@emilymbender I really appreciate you not only dealing with this type of internet asshole, but that you both call them out, and that you're still sharing your knowledge with us. I'm far better off for having read The AI Con, and for continuing to learn from you as the collective internet decides critical thinking is for chumps and the future is all next tokens and ponzi schemes.
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@brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange
@brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange sure would be a shame if some motivated teenager decided to mace the whole school just before kids arrive in the morning. You know, that time of day when all the authority figures are inside the building that's equipped with weapons of war? Yeah, that's definitely not the first thing some of those kids will think of.