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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️

@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social
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#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him)

I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Joined September 25, 2024
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My website:
https://www.dutchbarracuda.com/

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 20, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I need to craft one of these from foam for my bike.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 07, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Today I did a round trip of 160 miles to Great Yarmouth and back to join my daughter for her 19th birthday.
She had a great time and we're back home now enjoying cake.
First time I'd ever ridden that far or long in a single day. And the weather was absolutely perfect (though chilly this morning).

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Listening to the Artemis II live stream and I hear Koch say "Amaze, Amaze, Amaze," in a Rocky voice.
So I just burst out laughing.
#Artemis #ProjectHailMary

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 06, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Spent far too long recovering a music album from a video game that's no longer available on Steam.

SAVE. YOUR. MEDIA. OFFLINE.

Also enjoy some space cowboy/firefly/mars music.

https://dutchbarracuda.tumblr.com/post/813142641016471552/surviving-mars-red-frontier-radio

#VideoGameMusic #Surviving Mars #Firefly #Music #Country #OfflineMedia

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Why do I have such an unreasonable dislike of Harley Davidsons vs any other motorcycle manufacturer?

To me, it feels like they're constantly espoused as the greatest, but coasting along on only historic achievements and subjective nostalgia or nationalistic pride (American Spirit/Freedom/Yada yada).

Maybe I've internalised a lot of anti-American sentiment, but let's face it, you can't blame anyone for that.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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If anyone is interested, I do blog, I do tumblr.
Should you follow me I'll follow you. I don't really reblog though, but you'll get Likes galore.

https://dutchbarracuda.tumblr.com/post/813042755437723648/work-rant

#tumblr #blog #blogging #rant

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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GODDAMNIT, IT WAS A KERNEL UPDATE YOU SONOFABITCH.
It's all ok now. I think.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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The problem with DIY approaches is that when it comes time to troubleshoot problems you gotta deal with the bastid in the mirror.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Just woke up after a really crappy night's sleep to find my PC misbehaving. No network, no GPU, and it's far too early for this bullshit. I've got shit to do and today's not the day to test me.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Went for a stupid fucking walk for my stupid fucking mental health, and I'm still pissed off at my corner of the world.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 04, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Maybe I'm being oversensitive, but fucking hell that bullshit from last night has gotten itself stuck in my brain and pisses me off so much.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Fun question. If you were able to forget everything about a single movie or franchise so you could rewatch it with brand new eyes, experiencing it for the first time, what movie would that be?

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 03, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Reddit may have shot itself in the foot with the enshittification gun, by getting rid of r/all.
Ya know, THE Frontpage.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 02, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Just once I'd like to be told "You look like the kind of person at a funeral I'd wonder if you had something to do with it."

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Apr 01, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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PRECHARGE ISOTOPIC FUEL CELLS!
CHARGE THE NUCLEAR BATTERIES!
ATOMIC TURBINES TO FULL!

IT'S LAUNCH TIME, BABY!
T-0:06:30
#ARTEMIS

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 29, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I just realised this might be the first time in 20 years that the April Fools joke of "They're bringing back Firefly." is actually true.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 28, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Here, have some good news for a change. Nutritional supplements for bees that apparently works ridiculously well!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/03/260327000518.htm

#GoodNews

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 27, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Had a dream of a Utopian Scholastic type shope I used to work in.
Gods I miss that place.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 26, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Oh joy. More Stranger Things. Hurray... /S

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 25, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I'm now a First Aid At Work certified.
Please form an orderly queue with your job offers, thank you.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 24, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I did my first commute on a motorbike in rush hour.
That makes me a grown-up, right?

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 23, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Doing my first proper commute on the bike tomorrow. Never ridden the bike in rush hour, but I've no plans on filtering yet, so we'll see how that goes.
Probably overthinking it, but AuDHD does not let anxious thoughts go easily.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 20, 2026
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@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I understand he was everyone's childhood legend, but don't get too reverential about Norris. He might have done a lot of good, but he was also anti same-sex marriage and an Obama 'birther' conspiracy theoriest. No celebrity deserves a throne.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 19, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Another fun-filled afternoon of job applications. Some of are meh, some of them are 'ooooh interesting', one is 'This would tick all the boxes of having a meaningful and worthwhile career helping others if I can get my foot in the door'.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 18, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Today was rough, exhausting, and frustrating, not least because of shitty customers are work.
Don't be that person that hovers in a worker's personal space when they're reducing products.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 15, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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It's been 22 years, but we got a crew, got a ship, got a job, and gonna keep flying.
#Firefly #Serenity

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 14, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Wrote a little blog post about Windows and Linux, just surface thoughts because it's still morning.

https://dutchbarracuda.tumblr.com/post/811051136038682624/escaped-enshittification

#linux #ubuntu #enshittification #windows

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 13, 2026
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@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I know very little Linux compared to my linux using friends, but I know far more than those who've never touched it.
But I managed to get Jellyfin running on Yunohost, and succesfully mounted a network drive, which was giving me so much difficulty until I remember it's an OLD NAS, and only has SMB version 1.
Either case, SUCCESS!!!

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 09, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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DND Hivemind!
Are there any guides or stories or resources about the people who build the dungeons and temples? Like are there construction companies, guilds, clans, etc who get commissioned? Or perhaps like specialist teams, dwarven guild builds the structure, but kobolds install the traps?
#dnd

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2026
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@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Today is definitely more of a struggle than I expected.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 08, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Frustrating AuDHD day. Brain is firing on all cylinders but doing an impression of pretzel baked by MC Escher.
It's loud and brilliant in here, but holding on to a single strand of thought is like catching fog in your hands.

(No 'advice' plz, k thx)

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 05, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Even Charles Darwin had bad days. Also I'll put good money that he'd have used Tumblr were he around today.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Greatest life hack I ever learned?
Using a cheese slicer on a cold block of butter.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 03, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Went for a ride from Clacton to Colchester and back.
Totally did not misread the dentist appointment on my calendar. Nope.
So... bonus ride tomorrow I guess,

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 02, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Having a proud parental feel right now. Daughter insisted on going to the gym today, and genuinely put the effort in. Plenty of complaining of 'Too heavy' and 'Legs tired' but she pushed through, and says she wants to go again next week.
Brick by brick.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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People freaking out that Jim Carrey doesn't look like he did when he filmed Ace Ventura.... THIRTY TWO YEARS AGO.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Mar 01, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Little Ride Around

Ok, actually not so little, went for a couple of hours this Sunday morning to stretch the legs a bit.

https://dutchbarracuda.tumblr.com/post/809884789270298624/little-ride-around

#Blog #Motorcycle #Suzuki #Marauder #GZ125 #Bikerlife #Motorbike #Harwich

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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By the by, if ya fancy showing your support in subtle ways, I highly recommend the pin badge.

https://shop.greenparty.org.uk/collections/green-party-gifts/products/enamel-pin

Official Enamel Green Party Pin (Pack of 5)
Green Party of England & Wales

Official Enamel Green Party Pin (Pack of 5)

A pack of 5 durable enamel lapel pin in chrome with a green Green Party logo. Great for campaigning or everyday wear. Share with your friends!

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 27, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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⋆.ೃ࿔* :・🌱⋆.ೃ࿔* :・
I am super chuffed, waking up to the news that Green Party of England and Wales won in Gorton & Denton.
It's genuine hope of an alternative to Labour, and the potential of actual Solarpunk future here in the UK.
I would encourage you to join the party, and even volunteer or stand at your next local election. While you're at it, join and support your local Co-operatives.
#GreenParty

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 24, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Sadly, one of my 2TB hard drives has spun it's last spin and perished at the most expensive time to replace a hard drive due to stupid tech companies artificially inflating hardware prices globally.
(Thankfully, ya boy isn't a complete idiot and has regular backups)
I hate the rich so bloody much.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 22, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Damnit.
Oh well.
Fourth time's the charm?

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 17, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Blog time!

After 9 years, it’s time to retire my distinctive leather biker jacket (right).
It has seen me through all kinds of weather and events, worn many a patch and pin, and I’ve painted the back at least 3 times.

https://dutchbarracuda.tumblr.com/post/808790292525465600/new-jacket

#biker #blog #motorcycle #motorbike #gear

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 16, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Another day, another job application rejection.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 14, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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I just had lovely ride.
55 miles there and back, went to help some nearest and dearest with packing up their place.
Marauder was in fine fettle, and I'm getting more confident and comfortable with her. Can definitely feel the better grip in the rear tire too.
Also comfortable enough to put on some music on the Cardo. Unit controls still need getting used to, but I'll get the hang of that too eventually.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 10, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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And here comes the post-interview crash. All the unmasking, all the slouching, all the muscles relaxin and probably a mood drop.
The constant self-analysis, self-doubt and 'L'esprit de l'escalier'.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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New tyre and MOT passed!
Motorbike is now 100% and I'm planning my next ride!

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social · Feb 09, 2026
Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️
@dutchbarracuda@mastodon.social

#Recycler | #Pirate | #Artisan | #Maker | #Solarpunk | #Polyamory | #Pansexual | Sometimes ***NSFW*** (He/Him) I'm a 40 year old Jack Of All Trades, still trying to make a place for myself in the world. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up.

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Right, second attempt.
Motorbike is getting it's rear tire replaced, and then doing an MOT again.
And with any luck by this afternoon I'll have a Marauder in tip top condition and can start planning longer rides.

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