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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · 5d ago

Replying to @alice@lgbtqia.space

@alice@lgbtqia.space @atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org At least a Hewlett-Packard fan can cool a motherboard.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 30, 2026

Replying to @xan@xantronix.social

@xan@xantronix.social Emergency ham

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 28, 2026

Replying to @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange AI vendors are probably highly motivated to make AIs lean toward false positives.

The more people see AI-identified stuff, the more ubiquitous and inevitable it seems.
If it's any good, AI gets the credit.

If they could actually detect quality, you can bet that only crap would get identified as 'not AI'.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 22, 2026

Replying to @tautology@infosec.exchange

@xyla@shitpost.trade @shadower@mastodon.social @rotopenguin@mastodon.social @tautology@infosec.exchange Lynne Murphy's book 'The Prodigal Tongue' does a great job explaining the AE BE differences and their history.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 21, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad@infosec.exchange

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 18, 2026

Replying to @evacide@hachyderm.io

@evacide@hachyderm.io "We *are* getting rid of the bad apples! Soon there won't be a single cop dumb enough to get caught!"

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 06, 2026

Replying to @shanselman@hachyderm.io

@shanselman@hachyderm.io if you knock, you never know who might answer!

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jul 05, 2026

Replying to @infobeautiful@vis.social

@infobeautiful@vis.social New England: "Yeah, we just don't talk to anybody."

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 22, 2026

Replying to @dianea@lgbtqia.space

@dianea@lgbtqia.space @alice@lgbtqia.space low-level concern- strip EXIF data from uploaded pictures

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 16, 2026

Replying to @nini@oldbytes.space

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange @nini@oldbytes.space I will not hit Submit

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 15, 2026

Replying to @luna@lea.pet

@luna@lea.pet I used the Microsoft®️ Windows Phone™️ highlighter set to take notes on my Microsoft®️ Windows Phone™️ and now I can't see incoming texts! Help!

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 11, 2026

Replying to @toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se Only if the board is alkaline. If not, you have to drop baking soda.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 05, 2026

Replying to @attoparsec@clacks.link

@attoparsec@clacks.link "as long as our enemies come from THAT direction, we're good"

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 05, 2026

Replying to @nova@lunar.place

@nova@lunar.place Okay, I'm gonna take the picture now. Ready?

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Jun 04, 2026

Replying to @dramypsyd@ohai.social

@dramypsyd@ohai.social There's always https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 30, 2026

Replying to @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng

@thermia@sk.girlthi.ng The Trump Cabinet AI is ready!

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 29, 2026

Replying to @MicroSFF@mastodon.art

@MicroSFF@mastodon.art If it won't print you call a priest to anoint it with holy toner.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 24, 2026

Replying to @0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange "I swear this bridge is smaller than I remember."

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 23, 2026

Replying to @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange

@neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk @simonzerafa@infosec.exchange "Fine! Then you won't get to read my think piece about how you should all just shut up and do what rich people tell you to do. Have fun being uninformed, losers!"

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 21, 2026

Replying to @StarkRG@myside-yourside.net

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @StarkRG@myside-yourside.net @apontious@dice.camp … or become a phlebotomist - get paid for what you do best!

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 20, 2026

Replying to @lexi@lea.pet

@lexi@lea.pet "Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war." “Um, dogs, sir?” “Yes. Dogs.” “Sir, the purchase order just said ‘Four domestic animals commonly kept as pets’.” “Ugh, damned AI auto-notes. Fine. Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the… pussycats… of war. Sorry, Julius.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 17, 2026

Replying to @byteborg@chaos.social

@byteborg@chaos.social @wdormann@infosec.exchange “Your fazzair smelt of Java, and your muzzair was a C# library!”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 14, 2026

Replying to @davidrevoy@framapiaf.org

@davidrevoy@framapiaf.org “You know the value drops in half the minute you stab it off the lot.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 13, 2026

Replying to @ChrisHenrichs@norden.social

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange @ChrisHenrichs@norden.social 10 claps - engagement level: high. Noted.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 12, 2026

Replying to @raganwald@social.bau-ha.us

@raganwald@social.bau-ha.us @w_b@mastodon.world @AnotherJen@mindly.social Were you counting the ‘sorry’?

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 10, 2026

Replying to @trickykat@beige.party

@trickykat@beige.party Can confirm. I was born before emojis and I didn’t have a face for six weeks.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @sinituulia@eldritch.cafe

@sinituulia I am sans cat, which oddly enough is also my favorite typeface.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @ownlife@mastodon.social

@ownlife@mastodon.social As soon as we can get it down to below 2cm thickness. And not itchy.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 06, 2026

Replying to @sugar@goblin.camp

@sugar Ugh, I lost. I forgot to look at the frog.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad The Three Stooges in Orbit with Cats

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad Meet Me in St. Louis with Cats

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad It Happened One Night with Cats

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad Home Alone with Cats

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 05, 2026

Replying to @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman “Just think! When you don’t have to work you’ll have plenty of free time to invent, um, UBI, or I dunno, poverty or something!”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · May 04, 2026

Replying to @JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange

@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange Okay, due to, well, a couple of misunderstandings I’d like to apologize for doxxing Springfield Wine and Spirits mart.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 30, 2026

Replying to @mhoye@cosocial.ca

@mhoye It could be intrinsic, say, a certain number of souls are needed per month to run the machines that produce pitchforks and red flannel onesies. Though you’d think that with all the fire around, Hell could go green and use heat pumps or something to generate energy.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 29, 2026

Replying to @molly0xfff@hachyderm.io

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io Come for the news, stay for the math nerdery in the replies!

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @lacroixboi@beige.party

@lacroixboi@beige.party “I’ll take ‘What is AI?’ For $200, Alex.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 27, 2026

Replying to @mattround@crispsandwi.ch

@mattround@crispsandwi.ch

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @dramypsyd@ohai.social

@dramypsyd “Thank you, oh, and a bowl of toilet water, please.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 26, 2026

Replying to @ami_angelwings@urusai.social

@ami_angelwings Endora, from “Bewitched”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 25, 2026

Replying to @jef@mastodon.social

@huntingdon @jef Shatner (playing a beauty pageant emcee) said the top part, the contestant said the bottom part.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @DailyHieroglyphs@archaeo.social

@DailyHieroglyphs@archaeo.social “Waiter, what do you recommend?”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 22, 2026

Replying to @antwhat@mastodon.social

@antwhat@mastodon.social I use FreshRSS self-hosted on my NAS.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 21, 2026

Replying to @hannah@posts.rat.pictures

@hannah “Sorry we could only fit the front of the horse in the picture, the other half is in the Oval Office.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 20, 2026

Replying to @Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange

@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange “Wait, does it have to be my OWN eyeball?” I ask the attendant as i rummage through my travel cooler.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 20, 2026

Replying to @hewer_of_code@mstdn.ca

@hewer_of_code Insert Captain America meme here

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @annaecook@mastodon.social

@annaecook Boss: “I’m just gonna go sell off my stock and take a trip to the Bahamas to, uh, reincorporate. Yeah, that’s it, reincorporate! You guys stay here and figure out how to AI.”

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @qgustavor@urusai.social

@qgustavor I now carry a wind-up mouse in my pocket everywhere I go, just in case.

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Codey McCodeface @bcasiello@floss.social · Apr 19, 2026

Replying to @catsalad@infosec.exchange

@catsalad “What do you want???” “Information!!!” “Oh, okay, here ya go!”

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