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Festering Ferret

@FesteringFerret@aus.social
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Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

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Joined May 08, 2022
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Freshly minted crone

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 24, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

If rose bushes were mythological creatures, they'd be vampires. But at least the damned thing has been pruned now.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 21, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

I stumbled across Matilda at the Cohen St interchange this morning. Currently, the tow truck she's being put onto is her only means of transport. The mechanic I had a chat with, however, told me that they had acquired a bus of the same model with a working engine, so they're going to try to get the old girl back on the road again.

#TransportCanberra #MatildaTheBus #History #PublicTransport

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 20, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

And it's assembled. :blobcatsweats: All that's left now is the tidying up. And that can wait until this afternoon.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 20, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

It's a lot like assembling a Lego kit, except that it's a lot more strenuous. And ultimately causes less clutter, rather than more.

I'm going to need a nap this afternoon.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 19, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

My arthritic knee did not appreciate the long johns yesterday - it was aching and tender by evening. Fortunately, by that time the loungeroom was warm enough that I could take them off.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 18, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

To my surprise (and relief) my ancient long johns still fit.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 16, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

For the first time in my entire working life, I had to spend the first hour of my day surfing the net and twiddling my thumbs whilst our unfortunate IT guy tried to restore my connection to work's remote desktop (for the record, I was in the office at the time.). It's the first time in my life I ever regretted not having my current crochet project on hand whilst I was at work.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 11, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
AusPol Hover or focus to reveal Sensitive
I hope this happens. #History #AusPol https://region.com.au/parliament-to-sit-down-the-hill-next-year-to-mark-100-years-in-canberra/980718/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=daily&utm_campaign=2026-07-11
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jul 08, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

My first reaction to the current #Telstra outage was that they never should have privatised Telstra. Then it occurred to me that this sort of thing would probably still happen - but at least we could get our revenge at the ballot box.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · May 05, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts you should have seen what it did to his!
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 20, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @geekysteven@beige.party
@geekysteven Yes, but you have to emigrate.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 19, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @urbanfuzzy@aus.social
@urbanfuzzy@aus.social I do! Edit: it's just keyword nonsense using the word "stick.". I feel ripped off.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 11, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @dilong@sauropods.win
@dilong@sauropods.win When a currawong gives you the "I expected better of you" look, you know exactly what it means.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 03, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @ecoscore@aus.social
@ecoscore@aus.social So, basically, the wattlebird has had a few beers and is now doing the equivalent of bellowing along to Khe Sahn.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 03, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

The bottlebrush in my front yard is in flower, and there is a very vocal wattlebird in it.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 02, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

Second shelf sorted. I found some bath towels and some tablecloths that I had completely forgotten about.

And doilies. Crochet has the advantage of being a portable and productive fidget tool. Which is why I have so. Many. Doilies. Not including the ones I inherited from my grandmother.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Apr 02, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

Top shelf of linen cupboard: sorted. There were a few memories in there, from back in my mediaeval reenactment days, along with the fabric stash that I was certain I would learn to use successfully.

Oh, well. The half-finished projects are now in the bin (it was 20 years ago. I'm not that size anymore. And the half-made blanket cloak has moth holes in it, too.) and the usable stash is back in the cupboard, for when I am retired and bored shitless.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 31, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

Today I ate my first ever Cronut, and I keep thinking of Sherrif Bart's line from Blazing Saddles - "Man! Those schnitzengruben will wipe you out!". :blobcatsleep:

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 29, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

My favourite utterance today: "I only have one hand free, I can only pet one dog at a time."

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @CaraBruar@sfba.social
@CaraBruar@sfba.social @sister_ratched@toot.community That was before my time, unfortunatley - I didn't get here until 1999.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @sister_ratched@toot.community
@sister_ratched@toot.community Yes, that is the problem, really. It's so foolish to expect the local government to bother themselves with something so unnecessary as communicating with the people who inhabit the city they run.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @CaraBruar@sfba.social
@CaraBruar@sfba.social it never occurred to me that the ACT didn't call things departments until I looked it up just now.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @luciedigitalni@aus.social
@luciedigitalni@aus.social I completely agree!
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @luciedigitalni@aus.social
@luciedigitalni@aus.social And which doesn't bother with stuff like telling people why the flags are at half mast today in Civic, but not in federal offices.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 27, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

IMO what the ACT needs most is a Department of Stakeholder Engagement, aka a department of talking to people.

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 26, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

I've been Fantasy Modern-Worldbuilding (it's an alternative to creative workplace murder because my colleagues are still more interesting than that) with some assistance from NotebookLM, and it made a fascinating point: if all these magical items (scrolls, potions, wands, etc) have to be created by a magical person with a specific purpose in mind - who is making them? Who are the wizards (or whatever) creating them? Is there a factory floor with Level-whatever magic users who are also basically slaves creating these artefacts?

#fantasy

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 25, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au Yeah, I just shut mine, and got the air purifier going in my bedroom.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 25, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

I will grant you that scotch is supposed to taste peaty, and that peat is supposed to taste like smoke. But really - this much?

Mind you, that hazard reduction burn that's being done on Yass Rd (according to the ESA map) might have something to do with it...

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 15, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

I was watching a car detailing video on YouTube with a seriously disgusting vehicle, and it occurred to me that Arnold Rimmer is probably a frustrated car detailer. And the vehicle I was just watching being cleaned might well have belonged to Dave Lister.

Which in turn made me wonder just how much time Rimmer spent cleaning up after Lister in their shared quarters... 🤮

#RedDwarf

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Mar 12, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social

There are hot air balloons in the sky this morning. Autumn has begun.

#canberra #autumn

aus.social

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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 25, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au As handy as it would be in summer, it could make it awfully difficult to warm up in winter.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 24, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au Oh yeah! I used to live in Western Victoria, and just checked out the 7 day forecast for where I grew up. It's nastier than Canberra!
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 09, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au I had to think about that one - but I got it eventually. #TISM
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 01, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au The reasonable explanation that occurs to me is that one of them works for NAB and has recently been granted a company car. But it isn't as entertaining. And if you aren't giving us enough information to identify the exact location, and aren't saying anything libellous, then I don't see any harm in it.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 01, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au A polite introduction would take the mystery out of things. Whether you want to take the mystery out of things is another question.
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 01, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au Apologies if you've answered this question already, but - who do the neighbours work for?
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Festering Ferret @FesteringFerret@aus.social · Jan 01, 2026
Festering Ferret
@FesteringFerret@aus.social

Middle aged, menopausal wreckage (who isn't a public servant), living behind a computer in Canberra.

aus.social
Replying to @troberts@theblower.au
@troberts@theblower.au Good luck.
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